Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.

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Title: Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.
Author: Burton, Robert, 1577-1640.
Publication: Amsterdam, :: Printed by Stephen Swart, at the crowned Bible, near the Exchange.,; Anno 1679.
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Subject terms: Democritus.; English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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A citizen that was more tender of himself than his wife, usuallie in cold weather made her go to bed first, and when he thought her plump buttocks had sufficientlie warmed his place, he then came and removed her out of it, and lay in it himself; and to make himself merrie, called her his warming∣pan; she not being able to endure this indignitie a∣nie longer, one night (Sir Reverence) she did shit a bed; he leaping into it, and finding himself in a stinking condition, cried out, O wife I am beshit, no husband, says she, it is but a coal dropt out of your Warming-pan.