Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.

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Title: Versatile ingenium, The Wittie companion, or Jests of all sorts. From citie and countrie, court and universitie. : With an account of the life of the laughing philosopher Democritus of Abder̀a. / By Democritus Junior.
Author: Burton, Robert, 1577-1640.
Publication: Amsterdam, :: Printed by Stephen Swart, at the crowned Bible, near the Exchange.,; Anno 1679.
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Subject terms: Democritus.; English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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A Scotchman presented King James with a Turnip of an extraordinary and prodigious size; which is a root the Scotchmen love very much. The King pleased with the humor, gave him an hundred pounds, which another courtier seeing, If the King, thought he, reward a Turnip-giver so liberally, what will he do to him that offers a greater present; and thereupon presents the King with a very excel∣lent Race-horse, wherefore the King turning to his Nobles, said, What shall we give this man? and when all were silent, By my soul men, said he, let us give him the Turnip.