Princeps rhetoricus or Pilomachia· ye combat of caps. Drawn forth into arguments, general and special. In usum Scholæ Masonensis : et in gratiam totius auditorii mercurialis.

About this Item

Title
Princeps rhetoricus or Pilomachia· ye combat of caps. Drawn forth into arguments, general and special. In usum Scholæ Masonensis : et in gratiam totius auditorii mercurialis.
Author
[Mason, John, of Cambridge].
Publication
London :: Printed for H.R. at the three Pigeons in S. Pauls Church-yard,
1648.
Rights/Permissions

To the extent possible under law, the Text Creation Partnership has waived all copyright and related or neighboring rights to this keyboarded and encoded edition of the work described above, according to the terms of the CC0 1.0 Public Domain Dedication (http://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/). This waiver does not extend to any page images or other supplementary files associated with this work, which may be protected by copyright or other license restrictions. Please go to http://www.textcreationpartnership.org/ for more information.

Subject terms
Universities and colleges -- Curricula -- Humor -- Early works to 1800.
Satire, English -- 17th century.
Link to this Item
http://name.umdl.umich.edu/A89633.0001.001
Cite this Item
"Princeps rhetoricus or Pilomachia· ye combat of caps. Drawn forth into arguments, general and special. In usum Scholæ Masonensis : et in gratiam totius auditorii mercurialis." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A89633.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 13, 2024.

Pages

ACT. V.

Princeps Judicialis, or, The Judge.

HEre is a set form of a Sessions; a Court of Judicature, more Judiciali. The Tyroes declame: the Theams five, 1. Horn-book, 2. the Hawke, 3. Long Tayle, 4. Knave of Clubs, 5. A Noune is the Name of a Thing.

Page 19

Before the Declamation each fresh Declamer takes his Briny Dos of water and salt; from the hand of the Tyro-guardian: at every stand, or dead lift, they are helpt out, by their Suggester, and nimble-tongu'd Patron Monseiur de la Misrule; and at last by his mediation, Annuit Princeps, the Bils of Indictment are expunged; Et donantur Pileo Tyrones: made free of the Col∣ledge. Exit Misrule.

Misrule within sends Message to the Monitor Monitorum; He craves excuse for his absence a while; A flourish of Cornets. Forthwith return in form of a pontificall Train the 5 Counter-plotters; Misrule in the midst as a Prince; and the Schollars Cap advanced upon a Trunchion, more triumphali: He is made to give account of his device, that no offence be given or taken; and after some Questions problematically propounded by the Prince; He and his seniors are invited to an Astronomicall dance in reference to the Planets, with Laurels, each bearing a star advan∣ced frontwise. After this the Prince returns to his Chaire, gives his charge to the Tyrones, Juniors, and Seniors in their turns, con∣cluding that Religion is the finis ultimatus, the ultimate End of all our Sudies; and Humility the last work of Religion, ending with this Motto, Quantò doctior, tantò submissior; withall couching briefly in a fourfold distinction, the four Ends of all mens Aca∣demicall labours, 1. Mechanicall, ditescere, 2. Sophisticall, cla∣rescere, 3. Philosophicall, cognoscere, and 4. Angelicall, videre Deum. i. e. Practics, se abnegando.

The Questions in this ACT accidently emergent were these.
  • 1. WHether the Mercuriall Cap be more injured by the Fa∣thers indulgence, the Sons negligence, or the Masters in∣sufficience?
  • 2. Whether a lying humour be rather suckt from the dugs of the Nurse; or the paps of custome, or rather, An mendacium be ex traduce? Hereditary?
  • 3. Whether the Parsons Cap hath received more cuts and blows, from the blunt weapons of Bacchus, or the sharp sword of Mars?
  • ...

Page 20

  • 4. Whether a-wel-bred Rhetorician did ever want a Mocenas, or his Cap mendicant?
  • 5. Whether every Noble and great Gentlemen ought to be princeps Rhetoricus, a prime good speaker?
  • 6. Whether every Master of Arts be princeps Rhet. Et e contra?
  • 7. Whether the greatest enemy to the Cap, be not the Cap? Science against Science more persecuting then Ignorance?
  • 8. An pileum Sir-Shonnuli fit ex Lana Caprina?
  • 9. An fiat Pileorum transmigratio?
  • 10. Pileus An tandem fataliter—Exeat omnis?
Do you have questions about this content? Need to report a problem? Please contact us.