Don Sebastian, King of Portugal a tragedy, acted at the Theatre Royal / written by Mr. Dryden.
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You have the Key, he opens inward to you.
My Father!
The gallant Renegade you mean?
He's just upon us.
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My Oracle!
Well Bemboucar!
Bare Bemboucar!
Some call me Favourite.
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You cou'd not meet him then?
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Bring forth th' unhappy Relicks of the War.
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But are these all? Speak you who are their Masters.
All upon my Honour: If you'll take 'em as their Fathers got 'em, so. If not, you must stay till they get a bet∣ter generation: These Christians are mere bunglers; they pro∣create nothing but out of their own Wives; And these have all the looks of Eldest Sons.
Pain of your lives let none conceal a Slave.
Let every Man look to his own Conscience, I am sure mine shall never hang me.
Nay if Accomplices must suffer, it may go hard with me; but here's the Devil on't, there's a Great Man and a Holy Man too, concern'd with me. Now if I confess, he'll be sure to scape between his Greatness and his Holiness, and I shall be murder'd, because of my Poverty and Rascality.
'Tis a fine place they say; but Doctor I am not worthy on't: I am contented with this homely World, 'tis good enough for such a poor rascally Musulman as I am: Besides I have learnt so much good manners, Doctor, as to let my Betters be serv'd before me.
Your Majesty may lay your Soul on't: but for my
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part, though I am a plain Fellow, yet I scorn to be trick'd in∣to Paradice, I wou'd he shou'd know it. The troth on't is an't like you, His reverence bought of me the flower of all the Market; these — these are but Dogs meat to 'em, and a round price he pay'd me too I'll say that for him; but not enough for me to venture my neck for: If I get Paradice when my time comes I can't help my self; but I'll venture nothing before-hand, upon a blind Bargain.
Where are those Slaves? produce 'em.
They are not what he says.
By the same token there was a dainty Virgin, (Vir∣gin said I! but I won't be too positive of that neither) with a roguish leering eye! he paid me down for her upon the nail a thousand golden Sultanins; or he had never had her I can tell him that: Now is it very likely he would pay so dear for such a delicious Morsel, and give it away out of his own mouth; when it had such a farewel with it too?
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Hold Sir, the Woman must not draw.
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What shall I do to conquer thee?
I'll show thee for a Monster through my Affrick.
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Sure he wou'd sleep.
What say'st thou, ha! No more of that.
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Remember, Sir, your Vow.
One of his generous Fits, too strong to last.
Stand off ye Slaves, I will not be unveil'd.
Slave is thy Title: Force her.
How's this!
What Female Fury have we here!
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Wou'd I had never seen it!
Woud'st thou revenge thee, Trait'ress, hadst thou pow'r?
I'll hear no more.
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My Chattels are come into my hands again, and my Conscience will serve me to sell 'em twice over; any price now, before the Musti comes to claim 'em.
I confess he's somewhat tough; but I suppose you wou'd not boyl him. I ask for him a thousand Crowns.
Thou mean'st a thousand Marvedi's.
Prithee Friend, give me leave to know my own mean∣ing.
What virtues has he to deserve that price?
Marry come up Sir! Virtues quoth ah! I took him in the King's Company; he's of a great Family, and rich, What other Virtues wou'dst thou have in a Noble-man?
I buy him with another man's Purse, that's my comfort.
My Lord Dorax, the Governor, will have him at any rate:—
There's Handsel.
Come, old Fellow, to the Castle.
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Something of a Secret, and of the King I heard him mutter: A Pimp I warrant him, for I am sure he is an old Courtier.
Now to put off t'other remnant of my Merchandize, — Stir up, SirrahDog, what wou'dst thou have!
Learn better manners, or I shall serve you a Dog∣trick; come, down upon all four immediately;
I'll make you know your Rider.
Thou wilt not make a Horse of me?
Be advis'd Friend, and buckle to thy Geers: Behold my Ensign of Royalty display'd over thee.
I hope one day to use thee worse in Portugal.
Ay, and good reason, Friend, if thou catchest me a con∣quering on thy side of the water, lay me on lustily, I'll take it as kindly as thou dost this.—
Hold my dear Thrum-eap: I obey thee chearfully,
I see the Doctrine of Non-Resistance is never practis'd thorough∣ly but when a Man can't help himself.
You, Friend, I wou'd see that Fellow do his Postures.
Now Sirrah follow, for you have rope enough:
To your paces Villain, amble, trot, and gallop:—
Quick, about there.— Yeap, the more Money's bidden for you, the more your credit.
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He's well chin'd, and has a tolerable good back; that's half in half.
He's the best piece of Man's flesh in the Market, not an Eye-sore in his whole body: Feel his Legs, Master, neither Splint, Spavin, nor Wind gall.
Out upon him, how, his flank heaves! The Whorson's broken-winded.
Thick breath'd a little: Nothing but a sorry cold with lying out a nights in Trenches;— but sound Wind and Limb, I warrant him.
Try him at a loose trot a little.
For Heaven's sake Owner spare me; you know I am but new broken.
'Tis but a washy Jade, I see: What do you ask for this Bauble?
Bauble do you call him; he's a substantial true-bred Beast; bravely forehanded; mark but the cleanness of his shapes too; his Dam may be a Spanish Gennet, but a true Barb by the Sire, or I have no skill in Horse-flesh. —
Marry I ask Six Hundred Xeriffs for him.
What's that you are asking, Sirrah?
Marry, I ask your Reverence Six Hundred Pardons; I was doing you a small piece of service here, putting off your Chattel for you.
And putting the Mony into your own Pocket.
Upon vulgar reputation, no my Lord, it was for your profit and emolument. What, wrong the Head of my Religion? I was sensible you wou'd have damn'd me, or any man that shou'd have injur'd you in a single Farthing; for I knew that was Sa∣crifice.
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Sacriledge you mean, Sirrah,—and damning shall be the least part of your punishment; I have taken you in the man∣ner, and will have the Law upon you.
Good my Lord, take pity upon a poor man in this World, and damn me in the next.
No Sirrah, so you may repent, and scape punishment: Did not you sell this very Slave amongst the rest to me, and take Mony for him.
Right my Lord.
And selling him again? Take Mony twice for the same Commodity? Oh, Villain!
But did you not know him to be my Slave, Sirrah?
Why shou'd I lye to your Honor, I did know him; and thereupon, seeing him wander about; I took him up for a stray, and impounded him, with intention to restore him to the right Owner.
And yet at the same time was selling him to another: How rarely the Story hangs together.
Patience, my Lord.
I took him up, as your Heriot, with intention to have made the best of him, and then have brought the whole product of him in a Purse to you; for I know you wou'd have spent half of it upon your pious Pleasures, have hoarded up the other half, and given the remainder in Charities to the Poor.
And what's become of my other Slave? Thou hast sold him too I have a villainous suspicion.
I know you have, my Lord; but while I was managing this young robustous Fellow, that old Spark who was nothing but Skin and Bone, and by consequence, very nimble, slipt through my fingers like an Eel, for there was no hold fast of him, and ran away to buy himself a new Master.
Follow me home, Sirrah:
I never doubted your Lordships memory, for an ill turn: And I shall remember him too in the next rising of the Mobile, for this act of Resumption; and more especially for the Ghostly Counsel he gave me before the Emperor, to have hang'd my self in silence, to have sav'd his Reverence. The
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best on't is, I am beforehand with him, for selling one of his Slaves twice over.—And if he had not come just in the nick, I might have pocketed up t'other: For what should a poor Man do, that gets his living by hard labor, but pray for bad times when he may get it easily. O, for some incomparable Tumult! Then shou'd I naturally wish, that the beaten Party might prevail, because we have plundered t'other side already, and there's nothing more to get of 'em.
Both rich and poor for their own interest pray, 'Tis ours to make our Fortunes while we may; For Kingdoms are not conquer'd every day.ACT II.
Scene 1. Suppos'd to be a terrace Walk, on the side of the Castle of Alcazar.
AND thinkest thou not it was discovered?
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I hope they wou'd not.
Then thou doubt'st they wou'd?
To whom?
No more: if I suspected thee — I wou'd.
I thank your kindness: Guilt had almost lost me!
They must be trampled out.
But first be known.
Torture shall force it from 'em.
You wou'd not put a Nation to the rack?
Yes, the whole World; so I be safe, I care not.
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I like this well: 'Tis wholesom wickedness.
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He'll tell you more.
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This goes beyond the mark.
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I laugh at that Command.
You must do more than see; serve, and respect him.
Indeed you do.
And yet enjoyn'd my Service, and Attendance?
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That thought escap'd me.
What means this Riddle?
Hold and let me think.
Well; and he trusts you too.
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Consider well what I have done for you.
Consider thou what thou woud'st have me do.
You've too much honour for a Renegade.
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Let me embrace thee.
Brave and honest.
In spight of thy Temptations.
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Was ever Man so ruin'd by himself!
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And thou hast cause.
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I'm calm again; thou canst not marry me.
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'Tis late to joyn, when we must part so soon.
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Old venerable Alvarez! — (sighing.)
But why that sigh in naming that good Man?
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Scene 2. Suppos'd a Garden; with Lodging Rooms behind it; or on the sides.
ANd how do you like him, look upon him well; he's a personable Fellow of a Christian Dog. Now I think you are fitted, for a Gardiner: Ha what say'st thou Johayma?
He may make a shift to sow lettice, raise Melons, and water a Garden plat.
But otherwise a very filthy Fellow; how odiously he smells of his Country garlike! fugh, how he stinks of Spain.
Why honey-bird I bought him a purpose for thee; didst not thou say thou long'dst for a Christian Slave?
Ah, but the sight of that loathsom creature has almost cur'd me; And how can I tell that he's a Christian? and he were well search'd he may prove a Jew for ought I know.
And besides I have always long'd for an Eunuch; for they say that's a Civil Creature, and almost as harmless as your self Husband: speak fellow, are not you such a kind of peace∣able thing?
I was never taken for one in my own Country; and not very peaceable neither, when I am well provok'd.
To your Occupation Dog; bind up the Jessamines in yond Arbor, and handle your pruning knife with dexteri∣ty; tightly I say, go tightly to your business; you have cost me much; and must earn it in your work; here's plentiful provision for you, rascal, sallating in the Garden, and water in the tanck, and on Holydays the licking of a platter of Rice, when you deserve it.
What have you been bred up to Sirrah, and what can you perform to recommend you to my service?
Why Madam, I can perform as much as any Man, in a fair Ladies Service.
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I can play upon the Flute, and Sing; I can carry your Um∣brella, and fan your Ladyship, and cool you when you are too hot: in fine, no Service either by day or by night shall come amiss to me; and besides am of so quick an apprehension, that you need but wink upon me at any time, to make me under∣stand my duty.
The Whelp may come to something in time, when I have enter'd him into his business.
A very malapert Cur, I can tell him that; I do not like his fawning, you must be taught your distance Sirrah.
He ha's deserv'd it I confess; but for once let his igno∣rance plead his pardon; we must not discourage a beginner. Your Reverence has taught us Charity ev'n to Birds and Beasts: here you filthy brute you: — take this little Alms, to buy you plaisters.
Money and a Love pinch in the inside of my palm into the bargain.
Sir, my Lord Benducar is coming to wait on you, and is al∣ready at the Palace Gate.
Come in Johayma, regulate the rest of my Wives and Concubines, and leave the Fellow to his work.
Look how stupidly he stares about him, like a Calf new come into the World: I shall teach you Sirrah to know your business, a little better. — this way you awkard ras∣cal, here lyes the Arbour, must I be showing you eternally?
Come away Minion; you shall show him nothing.
I'll but bring him into the Arbor, where a Rose-tree and a Myrtle are just falling for want of a prop; if they were bound together they wou'd help to keep up one ano∣ther: — He's a raw Gardiner, and 'tis but Charity to teach him.
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No more deeds of Charity to day; come in, or I shall think you a little better dispos'd than I cou'd wish you.
Well, go before, I will follow my Pastor.
So you may cast a sheeps eye behind you: In before me. And you, sawciness, mind your pruning knife; or I may chance to use it for you.
Ay there's an Apparition! This is a Morsel worthy of a Mufti; this is the relishing bit in secret; this is the My∣stery of his Alcoran, that must be reserv'd from the know∣ledg of the profane Vulgar. This is his Holyday Devotion; see, she beckons too. —
Come a little nearer and speak softly.
I come, I come I warrant thee; the least twinckle had brought me to thee; such another kind syllable or two, wou'd turn me to a Meteor and draw me up to thee.
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I dare not speak, for fear of being over-heard; but if you think my Person worth your hazard, and can deserve my love — the rest this Note shall tell you — (throws down a handkerchief.) No more, my heart goes with you.
O thou pretty little heart; art thou flown hither, I'll keep it warm I warrant it, and brood upon it in the new¦nest: but now for my Treasure trove, that's wrapt up in the handkerchief: No peeping here, though I long to be spelling her Arabick scrawls and pot-hooks. But I must carry off my prize, as Robbers do; and not think of shar∣ing the booty, before I am free from danger, and out of eye-shot from the other Windows. If her wit be as poy∣nant as her Eyes, I am a double Slave. Our Northern Beau∣ties are meer dough to these: Insipid white Earth, meer To∣baccopipe-clay; With no more Soul and Motion in 'em, than a Fly in Winter.
Here the warm Planet ripens, and sublimes The well bak'd Beauties of the Southern Climes; Our Cupid's but a bungler in his Trade; His keenest Arrows are in Affrick made.Page 43
ACT. III.
Scene 1. A Terrace-walk; or some other publick place in the Castle of Alcazar.
Have patience till I clear it.
Most sure he ought not.
Dispatch; what saw he?
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Hell confound 'em!
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For both.
Disgrace, and Death, and Avarice have lost him!
Two things I humbly offer to your prudence.
Be brief; but let not either thwart my love.
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I had not time.
You talk in Clouds, explain your meaning, Sir.
Affrighted?
Yes, astonish'd, and confounded.
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Thou hast not broke my trust repos'd in thee?
Impos'd, but not receiv'd: Take back that falsehood.
Thou art not marry'd to Almeyda?
Yes.
And own'st the usurpation of my Love?
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Thou wilt not dare to break what Heav'n has joyn'd?
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Farewel, my life's not worth another word.
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Then Prayers are vain as Curses.
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I hear Men call thee Dorax.
Silence became me then.
Yet we may talk hereafter.
A King and thou can never have a reck'ning.
I'm still without thy meaning but I thank thee.
Thank me when I ask thanks; thank me with that.
Such surly kindness did I never see!
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That's done with ease, I speak him dead: proceed.
Preach thou that doctrine.
Why speaks not Dorax?
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No more; what ere he said was by Command.
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Trust my revenge; be sure I wish him dead.
Choak in that threat: I can say Or, as loud.
Expect an answer worthy of that Message.
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Do't; 'tis left to thee.
Yet more; but clear your brow; for he observes.
I'm sure I meant it well.
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Scene 2. Is a Night Scene of the Mufti's Garden where an Arbour is discover'd.
SHE names her self Morayma; the Mufti's only Daugh∣ter, and a Virgin! This is the time and place that she appointed in her letter, yet she comes not. Why thou sweet delicious Creature, why to torture me with thy delay! dar'st thou be false to thy Assignation? What, in the cool and silence of the night, and to a new Lover? Pox on the Hypocrite thy Father, for instructing thee so little in the sweetest point of his Religion. Hark, I hear the rustling of her Silk Mantle. Now she comes; now she comes; no, hang't, that was but the whistling of the wind through the Orange Trees. Now again, I hear the pit a pat of a pretty foot through the dark Alley: No, 'tis the Son of a Mare that's broken loose and munching upon the Melons: — Oh the misery of an expecting Lover! Well I'll e'en despair, go into my Arbour, and try to sleep; in a dream I shall enjoy her in despight of her.
Thus far my love has carry'd me, almost without my knowledg whither I was going: Shall I go on, shall I discover my self! — What an injury am I doing to my old Husband! — Yet what injury, since he's old, and has three Wives and six Concubines besides me! 'Tis but stealing my own Tythe from him.
At last 'tis she: this is no illusion I am sure; 'tis a true She∣devil of Flesh and Blood; and she cou'd never have taken a fitter time to tempt me. —
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Yes, well enough I thank nature.
And I am yet neither old nor ugly: sure he will not refuse me.
No, thou mayst pawn thy Maiden-head upon't he wonnot.
The Mufti wou'd feast himself upon other Women, and keep me fasting.
O, the holy Curmudgeon!
Wou'd Preach abstinence, and practice luxury! but I thank my Stars, I have edify'd more by his example than his precept.
Most divinely argu'd; she's the best Casuist in all Affrick.
I can hold no longer from embracing thee my dear Moray∣ma: the old unconscionable Whorson thy Father, cou'd he expect cold chastity from a Child of his begetting?
What nonsense do you talk? do you take me for the Mufti's Daughter?
Why are you not Madam?
I find you had an appointment with Morayma.
By all that's good, the nauseous Wife.
What you are confounded and stand mute?
Somewhat nonplust I confess; to hear you deny your name so positively; why are not you Morayma the Mufti's Daughter? Did not I see you with him, did not he present me to you? Were you not so charitable as to give me Mo∣ney? Ay and to tread upon my foot, and squeeze my hand too, if I may be so bold to remember you of past favours.
And you see I am come to make 'em good, but I am neither Morayma nor the Mufti's Daughter.
Nay, I know not that: but I am sure he is old enough to be your Father: and either Father, or Reverend Father, I heard you call him.
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Once again, how came you to name Morayma?
Another damn'd mistake of mine: For, asking one of my fellow Slaves, who were the chief Ladies about the house; he answer'd me Morayma and Johayma; but she it seems is his Daughter, with a Pox to her, and you are his beloved Wife.
Say your beloved Mistris, if you please; for that's the Title I desire. This Moon-shine grows offensive to my Eyes, come, shall we walk into the Arbor? There we may rectifie all mistakes.
That's close and dark.
And are those faults to Lovers?
But there I cannot please my self, with the sight of your beauty.
Perhaps you may do better.
But there's not a breath of air stirring.
The breath of Lovers is the sweetest air; but you are fearful.
The best way to avoid it, is to retire, where we may not be discover'd.
Where lodges your Husband?
Just against the face of this open Walk.
Then he has seen us already, for ought I know.
You make so many Difficulties, I fear I am displeasing to you.
You are much fall'n off, let me tell you, from the fury of your first embrace.
I confess, I was somewhat too furious at first, but you will forgive the transport of my passion; now I have consider'd it better, I have a qualm of Conscience.
Of Conscience! Why, what has Conscience to do with two young Lovers that have opportunity?
Why truly Conscience is something to blame for inter∣posing in our matters: But how can I help it, if I have a Scruple to betray my Master?
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There must be something more in it; for your Consci∣ence was very quiet when you took me for Morayma.
I grant you, Madam, when I took you for his Daughter: For then I might have made you an honorable amends by Mar∣riage.
You Christians are such peeking Sinners, you tremble at a Shadow in the Moon-shine.
And you Affricans are such Termagants, you stop at nothing. I must be plain with you, you are married, and to a Holy Man, the Head of your Religion: Go back to your Chamber, go back, I say, and consider of it for this night; as I will do on my part: I will be true to you, and invent all the Arguments I can to comply with you; and who knows, but at our next meeting, the sweet Devil may have more power over me: I am true flesh and blood, I can tell you that for your comfort.
Flesh without blood I think thou art; or if any, 'tis as cold as that of Fishes. But I'll teach thee, to thy cost, what Vengeance is in store for refusing a Lady, who has offer'd thee her Love: —Help, Help, there; will no body come to my assistance?
What do you mean, Madam, for Heaven's sake peace; your Husband will hear you; think of your own danger, if you will not think of mine.
Ingrateful Wretch, thou deserv'st no pity: Help, Help, Husband, or I shall be ravish'd: The Villain will be too strong for me. Help, help, for pity of a poor distressed Creature.
Then I have nothing but impudence to assist me: I must drown her clamor what e'er comes on't.
O thou Villain, what horrible impiety art thou com∣mitting? What ravishing the Wife of my Bosom? Take him
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away, ganch him, impale him, rid the World of such a Monster.
Mercy, dear Master, Mercy: Hear me first, and after, if I have deserved hanging, spare me not: What have you seen to provoke you to this cruelty?
I have heard the out-crys of my Wife; the bleatings of the poor innocent Lamb: Seen nothing, say'st thou? If I see the Lamb lye bleeding, and the Butcher by her with his Knife drawn and bloody, is not that evidence sufficient of the Murther? I come too late, and the Execution is already done.
Pray think in reason, Sir, is a Man to be put to death for a similitude? No Violence has been committed; none in∣tended: The Lamb's alive; and if I durst tell you so, no more a Lamb than I am a Butcher.
How's that, Villain, dar'st thou accuse me?
Be patient Madam, and speak but truth, and I'll do any thing to serve you: I say again, and swear it too, I'll do any thing to serve you.
Speak thou, has he not violated my Bed and thy Honor?
I forgive him freely; for he has done nothing: What he will do hereafter, to make me satisfaction, himself best knows.
Any thing, any thing, sweet Madam: I shall refuse no drudgery.
But, did he mean no mischief? Was he endeavouring nothing?
In my Conscience, I begin to doubt he did not.
'Tis impossible: Then what meant all those out-crys?
I heard Musick in the Garden, and at an unseasonable time of night; and I stole softly out of my Bed, as imagining it might be he.
How's that Johayma? Imagining it was he, and yet you went?
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Why not, my Lord? Am not I the Mistris of the Family? And is it not my place to see good Orders kept in it? I thought he might have allur'd some of the Shee-slaves to him; and was resolv'd to prevent what might have been betwixt him and them; when on the sudden he rush'd out upon me, caught me in his arms, with such a fury.—
Mistaking me, no doubt, for one of his fellow Slaves: With that, affrighted as I was, I discover'd my self, and cry'd aloud: But as soon as ever he knew me, the Villain let me go, and I must needs say, he started back, as if I were some Ser∣pent; and was more afraid of me than I of him.
O thou corrupter of my Family, that's cause enough of death; once again, away with him.
What, for an intended Trespass? No harm has been done, whatever may be. He cost you five hundred Crowns I take it.—
Thou say'st true, a very considerable Sum: He shall not dye, tho he had committed folly with a Slave; 'tis too much to lose by him.
My only fault has ever been to love playing in the dark, and the more she cry'd, the more I play'd; that it might be seen I intended nothing to her.
To your Kennel, Sirrah, mortifie your flesh, and con∣sider in whose Family you are.
And one thing more; remember from henceforth to obey better.
I am mortify'd sufficiently already, without the help of his ghostly Counsel. Fear of Death has gone farther with me in two Minutes, than my Conscience wou'd have gone in two Months. I find my self in a very dejected condition▪ all over me; poor Sin lyes dormant, Concupiscence is retir'd to his win∣ter
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quarters; and if Morayma shou'd now appear, I say no more, but alas for her and me!
And if Morayma shou'd appear, as she does appear, alas you say for her and you!
Art thou there, my sweet temptation! my Eyes, my Life, my Soul, my all!
A mighty Complement, when all these, by your own Confession, are just nothing.
Nothing, till thou cam'st to new create me; thou dost not know the power of thy own Charms: let me embrace thee, and thou shalt see how quickly I can turn wicked.
Consider what I have suffer'd for thy sake already; and make me some amends: two disappointments in a night, O cruel Creature!
And you may thank your self for both: I came eagerly to the Charge, before my time, through the back walk behind the Arbour; and you, like a fresh-water Soldier, stood guarding the Pass before: if you miss'd the Enemy, you may thank your own dulness.
Nay, if you will be using stratagems, you shall give me leave to make use of my advantages, now I have you in my power: we are fairly met; I'll try it out, and give no quarter.
By your favour, Sir, we meet upon treaty now, and not upon defiance.
If that be all, you shall have Carte blanche immediately; for I long to be ratifying.
No, now I think on't, you are already enter'd into Articles with my Enemy Johayma: Any thing to serve you Ma¦dam; I shall refuse no drudgery: whose words were those
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Gentleman? was that like a Cavalier of honour?
Not very heroick; but self preservation is a point a∣bove Honour and Religion too — Antonio was a Rogue I must confess; but you must give me leave to love him.
To beg your life so basely; and to present your Sword to your Enemy; Oh Recreant!
If I had died honourably, my fame indeed wou'd have sounded loud, but I shou'd never have heard the blast: Come, don't make your self worse natur'd than you are: to save my life, you wou'd be content I shou'd promise any thing.
Yes, if I were sure you wou'd perform nothing.
Can you suspect I wou'd leave you for Johayma?
No; but I can expect you wou'd have both of us: Love is covetous, I must have all of you; heart for heart is an equal truck. In short, I am younger; I think handsomer; and am sure I love you better, she has been my step-mother these fifteen years: you think that's her face you see, but 'tis only a dawb'd Vizard: she wears an Armour of proof upon't: an inch thick of Paint, besides the Wash: her Face is so fortifi'd that you can make no approaches to it, without a Shovel. But for her constancy, I can tell you for your comfort, she will love till death, I mean till yours: for when she has worn you out, she will certainly dispatch you to another world, for fear of telling tales; as she has already serv'd three Slaves, your Predecessors of happy memory in her favours. She has made my pious Father a three pil'd Cuckold to my knowledg: and now she wou'd be robbing me of my single Sheep too.
Prithee prevent her then; and at least take the shearing of me first.
No; I'll have a Butchers Pen'worth of you; first secure the Carcass, and then take the fleece into the bargain.
Why sure, you did not put your self and me to all this trouble, for a dry come off: by this hand — (taking it:)
Which you shall never touch; but upon better assurances than you imagine.
I'll marry thee, and make a Christian of thee thou pretty damn'd Infidel.
I mean you shall: but no earnest, till the bargain be made before witness: there's love enough to be had, and as much as
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you can turn you to; never doubt it, but all upon honourable terms.
I vow and swear by Love; and he's a Deity in all Religions.
But never to be trusted in any: he has another name too, of a worse sound. Shall I trust an Oath, when I see your Eyes lan∣guishing, your Cheeks flushing, and can hear your heart throbbing? no, I'll not come near you: He's a foolish Physitian who will feel the pulse of a Patient, that has the Plague-spots upon him.
Did one ever hear a little Moppet, argue so perversly a∣gainst so good a Cause! Come, prithee, let me anticipate a little of my Revenue.
You wou'd feign be fingring your Rents before-hand; but that makes a man an ill Husband ever after. Consider, Mar∣riage is a painful Vocation, as you shall prove it, manage your In∣comes as thriftily as you can, you shall find a hard task on't, to make even at the years end, and yet to live decently.
I came with a Christian intention, to revenge my self up∣on thy Father; for being the head of a false Religion.
And so you shall; I offer you his Daughter for your Se∣cond: but since you are so pressing, meet me under my Window, to morrow night, body for body, about this hour; I'll slip down out of my Lodging, and bring my Father in my hand.
How, thy Father!
I mean all that's good of him; his Pearls, and Jewels, his whole contents, his heart, and Soul; as much as ever I can carry. I'll leave him his Alchoran; that's revenue enough for him: every page of it is Gold and Diamonds. He has the turn of an Eye, a demure Smile, and a godly Cant, that are worth Millions to him. I forgot to tell you, that I will have a Slave prepar'd at the Postern gate, with two Horses ready sadled: no more, for I fear, I may be miss'd; and think I hear 'em calling me, — if you have constancy and Courage. —
Never doubt it: and love, in abundance to wander with thee all the World over.
A heavy burden Heaven knows! but we must pray for pa∣tience to support it.
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Besides a willing Titt that will venture her Corps with you:— Come, I know you long to have a parting blow with me; and therefore to shew I am in Charity —
Once more, for pity; that I may keep the flavour upon my lips till we meet again.
No; frequent Charities make bold Beggars: and besides I have learnt of a Falconer, never to feed up a Hawk when I wou'd have him fly: that's enough — but if you will be nibling, here's a hand to stay your stomach.
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ACT IV.
Scene 1. Benducar's Pallace in the Castle of Alcazar.
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Night wasts apace: when, when will he appear?
He only waits your Summons.
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All but the Mufti.
We must go on without him.
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The People, are they rais'd?
Then I'm at ease.
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Yet better.
Ha! What's that grizly Fellow that attends thee?
Why ask you Sir?
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Command my Sword and Life.
A Night Scene of the Mufti's Garden.
This 'tis to have a sound Head-piece; by this I h•••••• got to be chief of my Religion; that is, honestly speaking 〈◊〉〈◊〉 teach others what I neither know nor believe my self. F••••
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what's Mahomet to me, but that I get by him? Now for my Policy of this night: I have mew'd up my suspected Spouse in her Chamber. No more Embassies to that lusty young Stallion of a Gardiner. Next my habit of a Slave; I have made my self as like him as I can, all but his youth and vigor; which when I had, I pass'd my time as well as any of my Holy Predecessors. Now walking under the Windows of my Serag∣lio, if Johayma look out, she will certainly take me for Anto∣nio, and call to me; and by that I shall know what Concupis∣cence is working in her; she cannot come down to commit Iniquity, there's my safety; but if she peep, if she put her Nose abroad, there's demonstration of her pious Will: And I'll not make the first precedent for a Church-man to forgive Injuries.
Now I can embrace you with a good Conscience; here are the Pearls and Jewels, here's my Father.
I am indeed thy Father; but how the Devil didst thou know me in this disguise? And what Pearls and Jewels dost thou mean?
Art thou mad, Morayma?
I think you'll make me so.
Why, what have I done to thee? Recollect thy self, and speak sense to me.
Then give me leave to tell you, you are the worst of Fathers.
Did I think I had begotten such a Monster? Proceed my dutiful Child, proceed, proceed.
You have been raking together a mass of Wealth, by indirect and wicked means; the Spoils of Orphans are in these Jewels, and the Tears of Widows in these Pearls.
Thou amazest me!
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I wou'd do so. This Casket is loaded with your Sins; 'tis the Cargo of Rapines, Simony, and Extortions; the Ini∣quity of thirty Years Muftiship, converted into Diamonds.
Wou'd some rich rayling Rogue would say as much to me, that I might squeeze his Purse for scandal.
No Sir, you get more by pious Fools than Raylers, when you insinuate into their Families, manage their Fortunes while they live, and beggar their Heirs by getting Legacies when they dye. And do you think I'll be the receiver of your Theft? I discharge my Conscience of it: Here take again your filthy Mammon, and restore it you had best to the true Owners.
I am finely documented by my own Daughter.
And a great credit for me to be so: Do but think how decent a Habit you have on, and how becoming your Function to be disguis'd like a Slave, and eyes-dropping un∣der the Womens Windows, to be saluted, as you deserve it richly, with a Piss-pot: If I had not known you casually by your shambling gate, and a certain reverend awkardness that is natural to all of your Function, here you had been expos'd to the laughter of your own Servants; who have been in search of you through your whole Seraglio, peep∣ing under every Petticoat to find you.
Prithee Child reproach me no more of human Failings; they are but a little of the pitch and spots of the World that are still sticking on me; but I hope to scour 'em out in time: I am better at bottom than thou think'st; I am not the Man thou tak'st me for.
No, to my sorrow Sir you are not.
It was a very odd beginning, tho methought, to see thee come running in upon me with such a warm embrace; prithee what was the meaning of that violent hot Hug?
I am sure I meant nothing by it, but the zeal and affection which I bear to the Man of the World, whom I may love lawfully.
But thou wilt not teach me at this age the nature of a close Embrace?
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No indeed; for my Mother in Law complains, that you are past teaching: But if you mistook my innocent Embrace for Sin, I wish heartily it had been given where it wou'd have been more acceptable.
Why, this is as it shou'd be now: Take the Trea∣sure again, it can never be put into better hands.
Yes, to my knowledg but it might. I have confess'd my Soul to you, if you can understand me rightly; I never disobey'd you till this night, and now since through the vio∣lence of my Passion, I have been so unfortunate, I humbly beg your pardon, your blessing, and your leave, that upon the first opportunity, I may go for ever from your sight; for Heaven knows, I never desire to see you more.
Indeed dear Daddy but we will.
Why if I have been a little pilfering, or so, I take it bitterly of thee to tell me of it; since it was to make thee rich; and I hope a Man may make bold with his own Soul, without offence to his own Child: Here take the jewels again, take'em I charge thee upon thy Obedience.
Well then, in vertue of Obedience I will take 'em; but on my Soul, I had rather they were in a better hand.
Meaning mine, I know it.
Meaning his whom I love better than my life.
That's me again.
I wou'd have you think so.
How thy good nature works upon me; well I can do no less than venture damning for thee, and I may put fair for it, if the Rabble be order'd to rise to Night.
What do you mean my Dear, to stand talking in this suspicious place, just underneath Johayma's Window? (to the Mufti) You are well met Comerade, I know you are the friend of our flight? are the horses ready at the postern gate?
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Antonio, and in disguise! now I begin to smell a rat.
And I another, that out-stinks it; false Morayma, hast thou thus betray'd me to thy Father!
Alas, I was betray'd my self: He came disguis'd like you, and I poor Innocent ran into his hands.
In good time you did so; I laid a trap for a Bitch Fox, and a worse Vermine has caught himself in it: you wou'd fain break loose now, though you left a limb behind you; but I am yet in my own Territories and in call of Company, that's my comfort.
No; I have a trick left to put thee past thy squeeking: I have giv'n thee the quinzey; that ungracious tongue shall Preach no more false Doctrin.
What do you mean? you will not throttle him? con∣sider he's my Father.
Prithee let us provide first for our own safety; if I do not consider him, he will consider us with a vengeance afterwards.
You may threaten him for crying out, but for my sake give him back a little cranny of his Wind-pipe, and some part of Speech.
Not so much as one single Interjection: Come away Father-in-Law, this is no place for Dialogues, when you are in the Mosque you talk by hours, and there no Man must in∣terrupt you; this is but like for like, good Father-in-Law; now I am in the Pulpit 'tis your turn to hold your tongue.
Nay if you will be hanging back, I shall take care you shall hang forward.
T'other way to the Arbour with him; and make hast before we are discover'd.
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If I only bind and gag him there, he may commend me hereafter for civil usage; he deserves not so much favour by any action of his life.
Yes, pray bate him one, for begetting your Mistress.
I wou'd, if he had not thought more of thy Mother than of thee; once more come along in silence, my Pythago∣rean Father-in-Law.
At the Balcony. — A Bird in a Cage may peep at least; though she must not fly; what bustle's there beneath my Win∣dow? Antonio by all my hopes, I know him by his habit; but what makes that Woman with him, and a Friend, a Sword drawn, and hasting hence? this is no time for silence: Who's within, call there, where are the Servants, why Omar, Abedin, Hassan and the rest, make hast and run into the Garden; there are Thieves and Villains; arm all the Family, and stop 'em.
O that Schriech Owl at the Window! we shall be pursu'd immediatly; which way shall we take?
'Tis impossible to escape them; for the way to our Horses lyes back again by the House; and then we shall meet 'em full in the teeth; here take these Jewels; thou may'st leap the Walls and get away.
And what will become of thee then poor kind Soul?
I must take my fortune; when you are got safe into your own Country, I hope you will bestow a sigh on the me∣mory of her who lov'd you!
It makes me mad, to think how many a good night will be lost betwixt us! take back thy Jewels; 'tis an empty Casket without thee; besides I shou'd never leap well with the weight of all thy Fathers sins about me, thou and they had been a bargain.
Prithee take 'em, 'twill help me to be reveng'd on him.
No; they'll serve to make thy peace with him.
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I hear 'em coming; shift for your self at least; re∣member I am yours for ever.
And I but the empty shadow of my self without thee! farewel Father-in-Law, that shou'd have been, if I had not been curst in my Mothers belly — Now which way fortune. —
O here's a gate open; but it leads into the Castle; yet I must venture it.
There's the Rabble in a Mutiny; what is the Devil up at Midnight! — however 'tis good herding in a Crowd.
Now, to do things in order, first I seize upon the Bag, and then upon the Baggage: for thou art but my flesh and blood, but these are my Life and Soul.
Then let me follow my flesh and blood, and keep to your self your Life and Soul.
Both or none; come away to durance.
Well, if it must be so, agreed; for I have another trick to play you; and thank your self for what shall follow.
From above. One of them took through the private way into the Castle; follow him be sure, for these are yours already.
Help here quickly Omar Abedin; I have hold on the Villain that stole my jewels; but 'tis a lusty Rogue, and he will prove too strong for me; what, help I say, do you not know your Masters Daughter?
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Now if I cry out they will know my voice; and then I am disgrac'd for ever: O thou art a venomous Cock∣atrice!
Of your own begetting.
What a glorious deliverance have you had Madam from this bloody-minded Christian!
Give me back my Jewels, and carry this notorious Malefactor to be punish'd by my Father.
I'll hunt the other dry-foot.
I long to be handselling his hide, before we bring him to my Master.
Hang him, for an old Covetous Hypocrite: he deserves a worse punishment himself for keeping us so hardly.
Ay, wou'd he were in this Villains place; thus I wou'd lay him on, and thus.
And thus wou'd I revenge my self of my last beating,
Oh, oh, oh!
The Devil's in that supposing Rascal; I can bear no more; and I am the Mufti: Now suppose your selves my Servants, and hold your hands; an anointed halter take you all.
My Master! you will pardon the excess of our zeal for you, Sir, indeed we all took you for a Villain, and so we us'd you.
Ay so I feel you did; my back and sides are abun∣dant testimonies of your zeal. Run Rogues, and bring me back my Jewels, and my Fugitive Daughter: run I say.
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Sir, the Castle is in a most terrible combu∣stion; you may hear 'em hither.
'Tis a laudable commotion: The voice of the Mobile is the voice of Heaven. I must retire a little, to strip me of the Slave, and to assume the Mufti; and then I will return: for the piety of the People must be encouraged; that they may help me to recover my Jewels, and my Daughter.
And so at length, as I inform'd you, I escap'd out of his covetous clutches; and now fly to your illustrious feet for my protection.
Thou shalt have it, and now defie the Mufti. 'Tis the first Petition that has been made to me since my exaltation to Tumult; in this second Night of the Month Abib, and in the year of the Hegyra; the Lord knows what year; but 'tis no matter; for when I am settled, the Learned are bound to find it out for me: for I am resolv'd to date my Authority over the Rabble, like other Monarchs.
I have always had a longing to be yours again; though I cou'd not compass it before, and had design'd you a Casket of my Masters jewels too; for I knew the Custom, and wou'd not have appear'd before a Great Person, as you are, without a present: But he has defrauded my good intentions, and base∣ly robb'd you of 'em, 'tis a prize worth a Million of Crowns, and you carry your Letters of mark about you.
I shall make bold with his Treasure, for the support of my New Government.
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crowding next to Princes, and keeping off the more deserving, bear back I say.
That's dutifully done; now shout to show your Loyalty.
Even who you please Captain.
La you there; I told you so.
We are not bound to know who is to Live and Reign; our business is only to rise upon command, and plunder.
Ay, the Richest of both Parties; for they are our Enemies.
This last Fellow is a little more sensible than the rest; he has enter'd somewhat into the merits of the Cause.
If a poor Man may speak his mind, I think, Captain, that your self are the fittest to Live and Reign, I mean not over, but next and immediatly under the People; and thereupon I say, A Mustafa, A Mustafa.
A Mustafa, A Mustafa.
I must confess the sound is pleasing, and tickles the ears of my Ambition; but alas good People, it must not be: I am contented to be a poor simple Vice-Roy; but Prince Mu∣ley-Zeydan is to be the Man: I shall take care to instruct him in the arts of Government; and in his duty to us all: and therefore mark my Cry: A Muley-Zeydan, A Muley-Zeydan.
A Muley-Zeydan, A Muley-Zeydan.
You see Slave Antonio, what I might have been.
I observe your Modesty.
But for a foolish promise I made once to my Lord Benducar, to set up any one he pleas'd.
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Here's the Old Hypocrite again; now stand your ground, and bate him not an inch. Remember the Jewels, the Rich and Glorious Jewels; they are destin'd to be yours, by virtue of Prerogative.
Let me alone to pick a quarrel, I have an old grudge to him upon thy account.
Good People, here you are met together.
Ay, we know that without your telling, but why are we met together, Doctor? for that's it which no body here can tell.
Why to see one another in the Dark; and to make Holy-day at Midnight.
You are met, as becomes good Musulmen; to settle the Nation; for I must tell you, that though your Tyrant is a lawful Emperor, yet your lawful Emperor is but a Tyrant.
What stuff he talks!
'Tis excellent fine matter indeed, Slave Antonio; he has a rare tongue; Oh, he wou'd move a Rock of Elephant!
Nay that's true on t'other side: the Jewels must be mine; but he has a pure fine way of talking; my Conscience goes along with him, but the Jewels have set my heart against him.
That your Emperor is a Tyrant is most manifest; for you were born to be Turks, but he has play'd the Turk with you; and is taking your Religion away.
We find that in our decay of Trade; I have seen for these hunder'd years, that Religion and Trade always go together.
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He is now upon the point of Marrying himself, without your Sovereign consent; and what are the effects of Marriage?
A scoulding, domineering Wife, if she prove honest; and if a Whore, a fine gawdy Minx, that robs our Counters every Night, and then goes out, and spends it upon our Cuckold-makers.
No, the natural effects of Marriage are Children: Now on whom wou'd he beget these Children? Even upon a Christian! Oh horrible; how can you believe me, though I am ready to swear it upon the Alcoran! Yes, true Believ∣ers, you may believe me, that he is going to beget a Race of Misbelievers.
That's fine, in earnest; I cannot forbear hearkening to his enchanting Tongue.
Ay, Ay, the Jewels! Now again I hate him; but yet my Conscience makes me listen to him.
Therefore to conclude all, Believers, pluck up your Hearts, and pluck down the Tyrant: Remember the Courage of your Ancestors; remember the Majesty of the People; re∣member your selves, your Wives and Children; and lastly, above all, remember your Religion, and our holy Mahomet; all these require your timous assistance; shall I say they beg it? No, they claim it of you, by all the nearest and dearest Tyes of these three P's Self-Preservation, our Property, and our Pro∣phet. Now answer me with an unanimous chearful Cry, and follow me, who am your Leader to a glorious Deliverance.
Now you see what comes of your foolish Qualms of Conscience: The Jewels are lost, and they are all leaving you.
What am I forsaken of my Subjects? Wou'd the Rogue purloin my liege People from me! I charge you in my own Name come back ye Deserters; and hear me speak.
What will he come with his Balderdash, after the Mufti's eloquent Oration?
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He's our Captain, lawfully pick'd up, and elected upon a Stall; we will hear him.
Speak Captain, for we will hear you.
Do you remember the glorious Rapines and Robbe∣ries you have committed? Your breaking open and gutting of Houses, your rummaging of Cellars, your demolishing of Christian Temples, and bearing off in triumph the superstitious Plate and Pictures, the Ornaments of their wicked Altars, when all rich Moveables were sentenc'd for idolatrous, and all that was idolatrous was seiz'd? Answer first for your remem∣brance, of all these sweetnesses of Mutiny; for upon those Grounds I shall proceed.
Yes we do remember, we do remember.
Then make much of your retentive Faculties. And who led you to those Hony-Combs? Your Mufti? No, Be∣lievers, he only preach'd you up to it; but durst not lead you; he was but your Counsellor, but I was your Captain; he only lood you, but 'twas I that led you.
That's true, that's true.
There you were with him for his Figures.
I think I was, Slave Antonio. Alas I was ignorant of my own Talent.—Say then, Believers, will you have a Captain for your Mufti? Or a Mufti for your Captain? And further to instruct you how to Cry, Will you have a Mufti, or no Mufti?
No Mufti, no Mufti.
Do I then spet upon your Faces? Do I discourage Rebellion, Mutiny, Rapine, and Plundering? You may think I do, Believers, but Heaven forbid: No, I encourage you to all these laudable Undertakings; you shall plunder, you shall pull down the Go∣vernment; but you shall do this upon my Authority, and not by his wicked Instigation.
Nay, when his turn is serv'd, he may preach up Loyalty again, and Restitution, that he might have another Snack among us.
He may indeed; for 'tis but his saying 'tis Sin, and then we must restore; and therefore I wou'd have a new Re∣ligion,
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where half the Commandments shou'd be taken away, the rest mollifi'd and there shou'd be little or no Sin remain∣ing.
Another Religion, a new Religion, another Reli∣gion.
And that may easily be done, with the help of a little Inspiration: For I must tell you, I have a Pigeon at home, of Mahomet's own breed; and when I have learnt her to pick Pease out of my Ear, rest satisfi'd 'till then, and you shall have another. But now I think on't, I am inspir'd already, that 'tis no Sin to depose the Mufti.
And good reason; for when Kings and Queens are to be discarded, what shou'd Knaves do any longer in the pack?
He is depos'd, he is depos'd, he is depos'd.
Nay, if he and his Clergy will needs be preaching up Rebellion, and giving us their Blessing, 'tis but justice they shou'd have the first fruits of it.—Slave Antonio, take him into custody; and dost thou hear, Boy, be sure to secure the little transitory Box of Jewels: If he be obstinate, put a civil Question to him upon the Rack, and he squeaks I warrant him.
I hope you will not be so barbarous to torture me, we may preach Suffering to others, but alas, holy Flesh is too well pamper'd to endure Martyrdom.
Now, late Mufti, not forgetting my first Quarrel to you, we will enter our selves with the Plunder of your Palace: 'tis good to sanctifie a Work and begin a God's name.
Our Prophet let the Devil alone with the last Mob.
But he takes care of this himself.
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Not so much hast Masters; come back again: you are so bent upon mischief, that you take a man upon the first word of Plunder. Here's a sight for you: the Emperour is come upon his head to visit you.
In the name of the People we command you speak: But that pretty Lady shall speak first; for we have taken some∣what of a likeing to her Person, be not afraid Lady to speak to these rude Ragga-muffians: there's nothing shall offend you, unless it be their stink, and please you.
How she assumes! I like not this beginning.
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She might have pass'd over all your petty busi∣nesses and no great matter: But the Raising of my Rabble is an Exploit of consequence; and not to be mumbled up in silence for all her pertness.
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Think'st thou so Slave Antonio?
Most certainly Sir; and you cannot in honour but protect her, Now look to your hits, and make your fortune.
Methought indeed she cast a kind leer towards me: Our Prophet was but just such another Scoundrell as I am, till he rais'd himself to power, and consequently to Holyness, by marrying his masters Widow: I am resolved I'le put forward for my self: for why should I be my Lord Benducars Fool and Slave, when I may be my own fool and his Master?
Take her into possession, Mustafa.
That's better Counsell than you meant it: Yes I do take her into possession, and into protection too: what say you, Masters, will you stand by me?
One and all; One and all.
Alas the poor Gentleman has gotten a cold, with a Sermon of two hours long, and a prayer of four: and be∣sides, if he durst speak, mankind is grown wiser at this time of day, than to cut one anothers throats about Religion. Our Mufti is a Green coat, and the Christians is a black coat; and we must wisely go together by the ears, whether green or black shall sweep our spoils.
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We will have a fair Tryall of Skill for't, I can tell him that. When we have dispatch'd with Muley Zeydan, your Lordship shall march in equall proportions of your body, to the four gates of the City: and every Tower shall have a Quarter of you,
My Sebastian! My Almeyda!
Do you then live?
And live to love thee ever.
I suppose you may put it up without offence to any man here present? For my part, I have been Loyall to my Soveraign Lady: though that Villain Benducar, and that Hy∣pocrite the Mufti, would have corrupted me; but if those two scape publick Justice, then I and all my late honest Sub∣jects here, deserve hanging.
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You are fall'n into good hands, Father in law; your sparkling Jewells, and Morayma's eyes may prove a better bail than you deserve.
The best that can come of me, in this condition; is to have my life begg'd first, and then to be begg'd for a Fool afterwards.
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Now do you know me?
Thou shouldst be Alonzo.
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How Tyrant?
Tyrant.
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All false as Hell or thou.
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My Services deserv'd thou should'st revoke it.
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O patience Heaven!
His Ghost! then is my hated Rivall dead?
He's dead: make hast, and thou mayst yet o're take him.
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I never can forgive him such a death!
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Yet, twice this day I ow'd my life to Dorax.
I sav'd you but to kill you; there's my grief.
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ACT V. The Scene is a Room of State.
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Here's a Lady at the door, that bids me tell you, she is come to make an end of the game, that was broken off be∣twixt you.
What manner of Woman is she? Does she not want two of the four Elements? has she any thing about her but ayr and fire?
Truly, she flys about the room, as if she had wings instead of legs; I believe she's just turning into a bird: a house-bird I warrant her: and so hasty to fly to you, that, rather than fail of entrance, she wou'd come tumbling down the Chim∣ney, like a Swallow.
Look if she be not here already: what, no deniall it seems will serve your turn? why! thou little dun, is thy debt so pressing?
Little Devill if you please: your lease is out, good Mr. Conjurer; and I am come to fetch you Soul and Body; not an hour of lewdness longer in this world for you.
Where the Devill hast thou been? and how the Devill didst thou find me here?
I follow'd you into the Castle yard: but there was no∣thing but Tumult, and Confusion: and I was bodily afraid of being pick'd up by some of the Rabble▪ considering I had a double charge about me,—my Jewells & my Mayden-head.
Both of 'em intended for my Worships sole use and Property.
And what was poor little I among 'em all?
Not a mouthfull a piece: 'twas too much odds in Con∣science.
So seeking for shelter, I naturally ran to the old place
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of Assignation, the Garden-house: where for want of instinct, you did not follow me.
Well for thy Comfort, I have secur'd thy Father; and I hope thou hast secur'd his effects for us.
Yes truly I had the prudent foresight to consider that when we grow old, and weary of Solacing one another, we might have, at least, wherewithall to make merry with the World; and take up with a worse pleasure of eating and drinking, when we were disabled for a better.
Thy fortune will be e'en too good for thee: for thou art going into the Country of Serenades, and Gallantries; where thy street will be haunted every Night, with thy fool∣ish Lovers, and my Rivals; who will be sighing, and singing under thy inexorable windows, lamentable ditties, and call thee Cruell, & Goddess, & Moon, and Stars, and all the Poeticall names of wicked rhyme: while thou and I, are minding our bus'ness, and jogging on, and laughing at 'em; at leisure-minuts, which will be very few, take that by way of threatning.
I am afraid you are not very valiant, that you huff so much before hand: but, they say, your Churches are fine places for Love-devotion: many a she-Saint is there worship'd.
Temples are there, as they are in all other Countries, good conveniences for dumb enterviews: I hear the Protestants an't much reform'd in that point neither; for their Sectaries call ••heir Churches by the naturall name of Meeting-houses. therefore I warn thee in good time, not more of devotion than needs must, good future Spowse; and allways in a veile; for those eyes of thine are damn'd enemies to mortification.
The best thing I have heard of Christendom, is that we women are allow'd the priviledge of having Souls; and I assure you, I shall make bold to bestow mine, upon some Lo∣ver, when ever you begin to go astray, and, if I find no Con∣venience in a Church, a private Chamber will serve the turn.
When that day comes, I must take my revenge and turn Gardener again: for I find I am much given to Planting.
But take heed, in the mean time, that some young Antonio does not spring-up in your own Family; as false as his Father, though of another mans planting.
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How fares our Royall Pris'ner, Muley Zeydan?
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You shou'd exact 'em.
I wish she may not wod to bloud more near.
What if I make her mine?
Now Hea'vn forbid!
The fairest of her Sex.
The pride of Nature.
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Have you forgot?
Yes, he was just, and therefore cou'd not change.
'Tis a base wrong thou offer'st to the Dead.
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Not Hea'vn and Earth combin'd, can hinder it.
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Thou ly'st Impostor, Perjur'd Fiend thou ly'st.
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Out, base Impostor, I abhor thy praise.
Away; you all combine to make me wretched.
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Hea'vn cannot be more true, than this is false.
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And either thine, or ours.
For Heav'ns sake hold, and recollect your mind.
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Heav'n comfort you!
What to destroy himself, O Parricide!
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To make the trifle death, a thing of moment!
Not wilfull neither.
True; if I liv'd.
I said so, if you liv'd.
What, more than death?
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To expiate this, can I do more then dye?
How, damn'd?
Why is that News?
O, horrour! horrour!
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Mean you to turn an Anchoret?
You may repent, and wish your Crown too late.
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This is too cruell!
But if a wish shou'd come a thwart our prayers!
It wou'd do well to curb it: if we cou'd
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To love, and be belov'd, and yet be wretched!
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'Tis pennance too Voluptuous, for my Crime.
We swear to keep it secret.