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THe truth is, 'twas a great disappointment, and has utterly spoil'd the wit of an Health to Blewcap! but are not your Whiggs at Chichester most abominable Varlets, to Massacre our Reverend Father's Jades at this rate?
Yes indeed, Nat Thomson and L'Estrange I see resolve to make Martyrs of the poor Beasts; one of the Roman Emperours made his Horse Lord Mayor, and an Ass you know tutor'd the Prophet, why then may not an Episcopal Steed be Sainted? We men of Kent I remember got long-tails by being uncivil to Bishop Beckets Nag, and who knows what heavy Judg∣ments may befall these Clowns of Sussex for such a damnable Plot against Old Roan or sorrell Ecclesiastick? but the truth is, all the whole story is a Ly, the Phanaticks kill'd my Lord the Bishops Horses, no more than they burnt London, and yet Roger L'Estrange has charg'd them with both.
Well! let the Horses go to the Dogs, o••ly as long un∣buried as the fellow did, a few years ago, but in the mean time what can you say touching the man that was slain there the other day?
There was a fellow fit for the Imployment, that took upon him to be an Informer, but staying too long after the Bran∣dy bottle, the Meeting it seems was broke up, this loss of a Jobb and the Liquor together enrag'd him to that degree, that he must needs break a worthy Gentleman's Windows, whose Coachman going out to enquire the cause of that Burglary, the Informer not only abus'd his Master with vile Language, but assaulted the Coachman, who in his own defence, laid him in the Kennell, but no sooner had he recover'd his Leggs, but away he runs to the Man's you wot on to make his sad Complaint how he had suffer'd by the Whigs for serving the Church. Into the Celler he is carryed for a Cup of Benediction and Consolation, and being Drunk before, adds to the debauch, and so good Night! Now this accident is to be fill'd to the Dissenters account, and you must needs believe that he dyed by means of the scuffle between him and the Coachman. But pray tell us, what makes Squire