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The COURANT.
What art thou mumbling over a Whig-charm, or some of Withers's Rhymes? prethee speak to the purpose, and tell us what news? how joggs the slippery world?
I seldome read Gazets, nor much trouble my head with the motions of the superiour Orbs. Commend me to the poor ho∣nest Muscovite, who resolves all Inquiries with this profound Re∣ply, —God and our Great DUKE knows all.
What, dost take me for an Informer, or an Irish Evidence? I do not mean matters of State man! But how fare our Observators, our Thompsons's, our Heraclitus's, and all our good friends?
Brisk, bonny and rampant! O the effects of a promising Midsummer-moon! Heraelitus takes upon him to Libel Dukes and Earls Cum Privilegio, and bids defiance to Scandalum Magnatum, and all Law, but that of a Fullers-Rents (••dgel. Thompson Re∣priev'd from the Pillory till next Term, hopes to hand it over to Michaelmas ('tis an easie matter to swear that Teague is sick, and Dermond and Shaire out of Town) in the mean time he vapours and swaggers, and tells the World N. 16. That he doubts not but to prove his damnable lies by sixty witnesses, if a Christian Jury can but be retorned. The meaning of which is, a Jury of Papists, for Nat's prompters acknowledge none but Roman Ca∣tholicks for Christians.—O Tempora! O Mores! What an age are we faln into, when such a wretched Miscreant, the Off scouring of Jayls, and common Spout of Popish slaunders, dares Arraign the Justice of the Nation, and scandalize the most Honourable City in the World, as if it contain'd generally a pack of Heathers and Villains, without honor, honesty or Conscience, so abandon'd to partiality and perjuries, that scarce twelve honest men could be hoped to be found amongst them, and all this with Impunity!