CONFERENCE CXXIX. Which Animal is happiest, according to Nature. (Book 129)
WHereas a man cannot so well speak of others as of him∣self, it were to be wished that every thing, which is na∣turally capable of felicity, came hither to give its suffrage. I believe the Birds would not be the last to testifie to us by their singing and agreeable warbling, the most certain indication of joy and contentment; as cries are of the contrary, grief and sad∣ness. Indeed, if there be any pleasure in the World, I think Birds have it; for they go not only to seek their food in the bottom of the water, as Water-fowl do (to whom that Element is com∣mon with Fishes); they have not only the same share in the be∣nefits of the land with four-footed Animals, and both together with amphibious creatures; but moreover they fly in the Air, approaching Heaven nearer then we can, and cleaving that Ele∣ment with an innocent pleasure not to be understood but by the action it self; whence Angels are painted with wings. And as of all Animals the most imperfect and least capable of felicity are the Reptile, such as Earth-worms, little differing from this very Element; so those are the happiest which remove them∣selves furthest from it, as Birds do. Amongst which I shall leave it to the Voluptuous to say, whether it be the Cock, the Sparrow, or the amorous Dove; those that love Musick, to de∣termine whether 'tis the Nightingal, and to those that esteem the sight the most ravishing of all the Senses, whether it be the Eagle, whose eye discovers the remotest objects and turns not aside even from the beams of the Sun.
The Second said, That since nothing is intirely happy in the World, the Question should rather be put, Which is the least unhappy of all Animals. Man, the only competent judge, ac∣knowledges 'tis not himself, for he seems to be the Butt of all