*A briefe discourse, concerning the storie and life of Thomas Wolsey, late Cardinall of Yorke, by way of digres∣sion, wherein is to be seene and noted the expresse i∣mage of the proud vayneglorious Church of Rome, how farre it differeth from the true Church of Christ Iesus.
ALthough it be not greatly pertinent vnto this our hy∣storie,* 1.1 nor greatly requisite in these so weightie matters entreating of Christes holy Martyrs, to discourse much of Thomas Wolsey Cardinall of Yorke: notwithstandyng, forsomuch as there be many, whiche being caryed awaye with a wrong opinion, and estimation of that false glit∣tering Church of Rome, doe thinke that holynes to be in it, which in deede is not: to the entent therefore, that the vayne pompe and pride of that ambitious Church, so farre differing from all pure Christianitie, and godlynes, more notoriously may appeare to all men, and partly also to re∣fresh the Reader with some varietie of matter, I thought compendiously to expresse the ridiculous and pompous qualities, and demeaner of this foresayd Thomas Wolsey, Cardinall and Legate of Rome, in whome alone, the I∣mage and life of all other suche like followers and profes∣sors of the same Church, may be seene and obserued. For like as the Lacedemonians in times past, were accusto∣med to shewe and demonstrate droncken men vnto theyr children,* 1.2 to behold and looke vpon, that through the foule∣nes of that vice, they might inflame them the more to the studie and desire of sobrietie: euen so it shall not be hurtfull sometimes to set forth the examples which are not honest, that others might thereby gather the instructions of bet∣ter and more vpright dealing.
Wherefore thou shalt note heere (good Reader) in thys hystorie, wyth all iudgement, the great difference of lyfe and Christian conuersation, betwene this Church, and the other true humble Martyrs and seruants of God, whome they haue, and doe yet persecute. And first to beginne, with the first meeting and comming in of this Cardinall, and his fellow Cardinall Campeius into England:* 1.3 it was about the tyme, when Pope Leo intending to make war agaynst the Turkes, sente three Legates together from Rome, whereof one went into Germanie, an other into Fraunce, Laurentius Campeius was appointed to come into England. When he was come to Callis, and that the Cardinall of Yorke had vnderstanding therof, he sent cer∣tayne Byshops and Doctors, with as much speede as he coulde, to meete the Legate, and to shewe hym that if hee would haue hys Ambassade take effect, he should sende in poste to Rome, to haue the sayd Cardinall of Yorke made Legate, and to be ioyned wyth hym in commission. Which thing he much affected, misdoubtyng least hys authoritie thereby might perhaps be diminished through the com∣ming of the Legate, and therefore required to be ioyned with hym in like degree of the Ambassade.* 1.4 Campeius be∣ing a man light of beliefe, and suspecting no such matter, gaue credite vnto hys wordes, and sent vnto Rome with suche speede, that within xxx. dayes after, the Bull was brought to Callis, wherein they were both equally ioined in Commission: during whiche time, the Cardinall of Yorke, sent to the Legate at Callis, red cloth to clothe hys seruants withall, which at their comming to Callis,* 1.5 were but meanely apparelled.
When all things were ready, Campeius passed ye Seas & landed at Douer, and so kept forth his iourney towarde London. At euery good towne as they passed, he was re∣ceaued with procession, accompanied with all the Lords & Gentlemen of Kent. And when he came to blacke Heath,* 1.6 there met him the Duke of Northfolke, with a great num∣ber of Prelates, Knightes, and Gentlemen, all richly ap∣parelled, & in ye way he was brought into a rich tent of cloth of gold, where he shifted hymselfe into a Cardinals robe, furred with Ermines, and so tooke his Mule ryding to∣ward Lōdō. Now marke ye great humilitie in this Church of the Pope, and cōpare the same with the other Church of the Martyrs, and see which of them is more Gospell like.
Thys Campeius had eight Mules of hys owne, laden with diuers farthelles and other preparation.* 1.7 The Cardi∣nal of Yorke, thinking them not sufficient for his estate, the night before he came to London, sent him xij. mules more, with empty cofers couered with red, to furnish his cari∣age withal. The next day, these xx. mules were led through the Citie, as though they had bene loden with treasures, apparell, and other necessaries, to the great admiration of all men, that they shoulde receiue a Legate as it were a God, with such and so great treasure, and riches. For so the common people doth alwayes iudge and esteeme, the maiestie of the Cleargie, by no other thing then by theyr outwarde shewes and pompe: but in the middest of thys great admiration, there hapned a ridiculous spectacle, to ye great derision of their pride & ambition. For as the Mules passed through Cheape side, and ye people were pressing a∣bout them, to behold and gaze (as the maner is) it hapned that one of the Mules breaking his coller that he was led in, ranne vpon the other Mules, whereby it hapned,* 1.8 that they so running together, and their girthes being losed, ouerthrew diuers of their burthens, and so there appea∣red the Cardinals gay treasure, not without great laugh∣ter and scorne of many, and specially of boyes and gerles, whereof some gathered vp peeces of meate,* 1.9 othersome pee∣ces of bread and rosted egges, some found horse shoes, and old bootes, with such other baggage: crieng out, beholde, heere is my Lord Cardinals treasure. The Muliters be∣ing therewithall greatly ashamed, gathered together their treasure agayne as well as they could, and went forward.
About three of the clocke at after noone, the xxix. day of Iuly, the Cardinall himselfe was brought through the Ci∣tie, with great pompe and solemnity, vnto Paules church whereas, when he had blessed all men with the Byshops blessing (as the maner is) he was guided forth vnto ye Car∣dinall of Yorkes house, where as he was receaued by the said Cardinal, and by him, on the next day being Sonday, was conducted vnto the King, to fulfill his Ambassade a∣gaynst the Turke, which might haue destroyed all Hun∣garie,* 1.10 in the meane time whiles they were studieng with what solemnitie to furnish out their Ambassade.
When the Cardinall of Yorke was thus a Legate, hee set vp a Court, and called it the Court of the Legate, and proued testamentes, and heard causes, to the great hynde∣rance of all the Byshops of the Realme. He visited By∣shops & all the Clergy, exempt and not exempt: and vnder colour of reformatiō, he got much treasure, & nothing was reformed, but came to more mischiefe: for by example of his pride, Priests and all spirituall persons waxed so proude, that they weare veluet, and silke, both in gownes, iackets, dublets, and shoes, kept open lechery, & so hyghly bare thē selues, by reason of his authorities & faculties, that no mā durst once reproue any thing in them, for feare to be called hereticke, and then they would make him smoke or beare a Fagot. And the Cardinall himselfe was so elated, that he thought himselfe equall with the King: and when he had sayd Masse, he made Dukes & Earles to serue him of wine with a say taken, and to hold the bason at the Lauatories.