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The Blemish of Government, the Shame of Religion, the Dis∣grace of Mankind; or a Charge drawn up against Drunkards, and presented to his Majesty, in the name of all the sober Party in the three Nations. Humbly craving, that they may be kept alone by themselves from in∣fecting others; compelled to work and earn what they consume: And that none may be suffered to sell Drink, who shall either Swear, or be Drunk them∣selves, or suffer Others within their Wals.
1. BRANCH of the Charge.
THat as the Basilisk is chief of Serpents: so of sinners, the Drunkard is chief. That Drunkenness is of sins the Queen: as the Gowt is of diseases: even the root of all evil, the rot of all good. A sin which turns a man wholly into sin. That all sins, all beast-like, all ser∣pentine qualities meet in a Drunkard, as rivers in the sea: and that it were far better to be a Toad, or a Serpent, then a Drunkard. That the Drunkard is like Ahab, who sold himself to work wickedness. That he wholly dedicates, re∣signs, surrenders, and gives himself up to serve sin and Satan. That his only employment is to drink, drab, quarrel, swear, curse, scoff, slander and seduce: as if to sin were his Trade, and he could do nothing else; like the Devil, who was a sinner from the beginning, a sinner to the end. That these sons of Belial, are all for the belly: for to drink God out of their hearts, health out of their bodies, wit out of their heads, strength out of their joynts, all the money out of their purses, all the drink out of the Brewers barrels, wife and children out of doors, the house out at windows, the Land out of quiet, plenty out of the Nation, is all their business. In vvhich their swinish swilling, they resemble so many frogs in a puddle, or water-snakes in a pond: for their vvhole exercise, yea, Religion, is to drink; they even drown themselves on the dry land. That they drink more spirits in one night, then their flesh and brains be worth. That more is thrown out of one swines nose, and mouth, and guts, then vvould maintain five sufficient families.
2. Br. That it is not to be imagined, vvhat all the Drunkards in one Shire or County do devour, and vvorse then throvv away in one year: vvhen it hath been knovvn (if vve may give credit to Authours, and the Oaths of others) that two and thirty in one cluster have made themselves drunk; that six and thirty have drank themselves dead in the place, vvith carovvsing of healths; that at one Supper, one and forty have killed themselves, vvith striving for the conquest: that two have drank each of them a peck at a draught: that four men have drank four gallons of vvine at a sitting: that one man hath drank two gallons of vvine; and two more, three gallons of vvine a piece at a time: that one Drunkard in a fevv hours, drank four gallons of vvine: that four ancient men drank as many cups of vvine at one sitting, as they had lived years, vvhich vvas in all three hundred cups of vvine amongst four men: and lastly, that three women came into a Tavern in Fleet-street (vvhen I vvas a boy, take it upon Claptons Oath and credit, vvho drevv the Wine) and drank forty nine quarts of Sack; tvvo of them sixteen a piece, & the third to get the victo∣ry, seventeen quarts of Sack. Which being so, vvhat may the many millions of