Being reproached for accepting a Cloak from Antipater, he an∣swered
in those words of Homer,
The gifts of Gods must not be thrown away.
One that hit him with a pole, and then bid him take heed, hee
struck with his staffe, and said, and take you heed.
To one that sued to a Curtezan, What mean you wretch saith he,
to sue for that which is much better to misse.
To one that smelled sweet of Unguents, take heed, saith he, this
perfume make not your life stink.
He said, Slaves serve their Masters, but wicked men their passions.
Being demanded why slaves are called 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉 Footmen, because
saith he, they have feet like men, but such minds, as you that ask the question.
Seeing an unskilfull Archer going to shoot, he sate down at the
mark, lest, saith he, he should hit me.
He said lovers are unhappy in pleasure.
Being demanded whether death be ill, how, saith he, can that
be ill, whereof when it cometh we have no sense.
Alexander coming to him, and saying, do you not fear me? what
saith he, are you good or ill, he answered good: who, replies Dio∣genes,
fears that which is good?
He said, Learning is a regulation to young men, a comfort to old men,
wealth to poor men, and an Ornament to rich men.
To Didymo an Adulterer curing a maids eye, take heed, saith he,
least in curing the eie, you hurt not the ball, [the word 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, signifying
both the eye-ball and Virginity.]
To one that said his friends lay in wait for him, what then is to be
done, saith he, if friends and enemies must be used alike.
Being demanded what is best amongst men, he answered, free∣dom
of speech.
Coming into a school, and seeing there many statues of the Mu∣ses,
but few Auditors, by the help of the Gods, Master, saith he, you
have many Auditors.
To one that asked him how he might order himself best, by re∣prehending,
saith hee, those things in your self which you blame in
others.
He gave good counsell to a person very dissolute, being deman∣ded
what he was doing, he answer'd, washing an Aethiop.
He went backwards into the School of the Stoicks, whereat
some laughing, are you not ashamed, saith he, to do that in the whole
course of your life, for which you deride me in walking.
Hee said, men provide for their living, but not for their well
living.
He said, it was a shame to see Wrastlers and Singing-Masters
observe temperate dyet, and moderate their pleasures, one for ex∣ercise,
the other for his voice, and yet no man would do so much
for Vertue's sake.