The tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark as it is now acted at His Highness the Duke of York's Theatre / by William Shakespeare.
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- D'Avenant, William, Sir, 1606-1668.
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ACT II. SCENE I.
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To the Celestial and my souls Idol, the most beautified Ophelia. That's an ill phrase, a vile phrase; beautified is a vile phrase: but you shall hear, thus in her excellent white bosom, These, &c.
O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers, I have not art to reckon my groans; but that I love thee best, O most best believe it: adieu. Thine evermore most dear Lady, whilst this machine is to him,
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For if the Sun breed maggots in a dead dog, being a good kissing carrion. Have you a daughter?
How say you by that? still harping on my Daughter, yet her knew me not at first, but said I was a fish-monger, he is far gone; and truly in my youth I suffered much extremity for love, very near this: I'le speak to him again. What do you read my Lord?
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What is the matter my Lord?
Between who?
I mean the matter that you read my Lord.
Slanders Sir; for the Satyrical Rogue says here, that old men have gray beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes pur∣ging thick Amber, and Plum-tree Gum, and that they have a plen∣tiful lack of wit, together with most weak 〈◊〉〈◊〉, all which Sir though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not ho∣nesty to have it thus set down, for your self Sir shall grow old, as I am, if like a crab you could go backward.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't, will you walk out of the air my Lord?
Into my grave.
Indeed that's out of the air; how pregnant sometimes his replyes are! a happiness that often madness hits on,
which rea∣son and sanctity could not so happily be delivered of.I will leave him and my daughter. My Lord I will take my leave of you.
You cannot take from me any thing that I will not more willingly part withal, except my life, except my life, except my life.
Fate you well my Lord.
These tedious old fools.
You go to seek the Lord Hamlet, there he is.
Save you Sir.
My honoured Lord.
My most dear Lord.
Ah Rosencraus, good lads, how do you both?
As the indifferent children of the earth.
"We are not the very button.
Nor the soles of her shooe.
Neither my Lord.
Then you live about her wast, or in the middle of her favours.
Faith her privates we.
In the secret parts of fortune, oh most true, she is a strum∣pet.What news?
None my Lord, but the world's grown honest.
But in the beaten way of friendship, what make you at Elsenour?
To visit you my Lord no other occasion.
Begger that I am, I am even poor in thanks, but I thank you,
and sure dear friends my thanks are too dear a half peny:were you not sent for? is it your own incliming? is it a free visita∣tion?
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come, come, deal justly with me, come, come, nay speak.
What should we say my Lord?
Any thing, but toth' purpose you were sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks, which your modesties have not craft enough to colour: I know the good King and Queen have sent for you.
To what end my Lord?
That you must teach me: but let me conjure you by the rights of our fellowships, by the consonancy of our youth, by the obligation of our ever preferred love, and by what more dear a better proposer can charge you withal, be even and direct with me whether you were sent for or no.
What say you?
Nay then I have an eye of you, if you love me hold not off.
My Lord we were sent for.
I will tell you why, so shall my anticipation prevent your discovery, and your secresie to the King and Queen moult no fea∣ther: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises;
and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition,that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a steril promontory; this most excellent Canopy the air look you, this brave o're-hanged firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pe∣stilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculties! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an Angel! in ap∣prehension, the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals; and yet to me what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
My Lord there was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Why did ye laugh then, when I said man delights not me?
To think my Lord, if you delight not in man, what Lenten entertainment the Players shall receive from you, we met them on the way, and hither are they coming to offer you service.
He that plays the King shall be welcome, his Majesty shall have tribute of me, the adventurous Knight shall use his soil and target, the lover shall not sigh gratis, the humorous man shall end his part in peace, and the Lady shall say her mind freely, or the blank verse shall halt for't. What Players are they?
Even those you were wont to take such delight in, the Tragedians of the City.
How chances it they travel? their residence both in repu∣tation and profit was better both ways.
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It is not very strange; for my Uncle is King of Denmark, and those that would make mouths at him while my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, a hundred duckets a piece for his picture in little: there is something in this more than natural, if Philoso∣phy could find it out.
Gentlemen you are welcome to Elsenour, your hands: come then, th' appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony, let me comply with you in this garb,
lest my extent to the Play∣ers, which I tell you must shew fairly outwards, should more ap∣pear like entertainment than yours; you are welcome: but my Uncle-father, and Aunt-mother are deceived.
I am but mad North-North-west, when the wind is Sou∣therly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.
Hark you Guildenstern, and you too, at each ear a hearer, that great baby as you see is not yet out of his swadling clouts.
Happily he is the second time come to them, for they say an old man is twice a child.
I will prophesie that he comes to tell me of the Players, mark it: You say right Sir, a Munday morning 'twas then indeed.
My Lord I have news to tell you: when Rossius was an Actor in Rome.
The best Actors in the world, either for Tragedy, Comedy, History, Pastoral, Pastoral-Comical, Historical-Pastoral Scene, indivi∣dable, or Poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Plautus too light for the law of wit and the liberty; these are the only men.
Why one fair daughter and no more, the which he loved passing well.
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Why as by lot God wot, and then you know it came to pass, as most like it was: the first row of the Rubrick will shew you more, for look where my abridgement comes.
You are welcome masters, welcome all,
I am glad to see thee well, welcome good friends; oh old friend!why thy face is valanc'd since I saw thee last, com'st thou to beard me in Den∣mark? what my young Lady and Mistriss! my Lady your Ladiship is nearer to heaven than when I saw you last by the altitude of a Chopine, I wish your voice, like a piece of uncurrant gold, be not crackt within the ring: masters you are all welcome, we'll e'ne to't like friendly Faulkeners, fly at any thing we see, we'll have a speech strait, come give us a taste of your quality, come a passionate peech.
I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was never act∣ed, or if it was, not above once, for the Play I remember pleased not the million, 'twas a caviary to the general,
but it was as I re∣ceived it and others, whose judgments in such matters cried in the top of mine, an excellent Play, well digested in the Scenes, set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember one said there were no sallets in the lines to make the matter savoury, nor no matter in the phrase that might indite the author of affection, but call'd it an honest method, as wholesome as sweet, and by very much more handsome than fine;one speech in't I chiefly loved, 'twas Aeneas talk to Dido, and thereabout of it especially when he speaks of Priams slaughter, if it live in your memory begin at this line, let me see, let me see, the rugged Pyrrhus like th'Hircanian Beast, 'tis not it begins with Pyrrhus. The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sa∣ble arms, Black as his purpose did the night resemble, "When he lay couched in th' ominous horse, "Hath now his dread and black complexion smear'd "With Heraldry more dismal head to foot: "Now is he total Gules, horridly trickt "With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, "Bak'd and embasted with the parching streets, "That lend a tyrannous and a damned light "To their Lords murder, roasted in wrath and fire, "And thus o're-cised with coagulate gore, "With eyes like Carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus "Old grandsire Priam seeks; so proceed you.
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ACT III. SCENE I.
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That if you be honest and fair, you should admit no dis∣course to your beauty.
I truly, for the power of beauty will sooner transform ho∣nesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can tran∣slate beauty to his likeness: this was sometime a Paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once,
You should not have believed me, for vertue cannot so evacuate our old stock but we shall rellish of it: I loved you not.
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Get thee to a Nunnery, why wouldest thou be a breeder of sinners? I am my self indifferent honest, but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better my mother had not born me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious, with more offences at my beck than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in: what should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? we are arrant knaves, believe none of us, go thy ways to a Nunnery? Where's your father?
If thou doest marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dow∣ry, be thou as chaste as Ice, as pure as Snow, thou shalt not escape calumny, get thee to a Nunnery, farewel. Or if thou wilt needs mar∣ry, marry a fool, for wisemen know well enough what monsters you make of them: to a Nunnery go, and quickly too, farewel.
I have heard of your paintings well enough: nature hath given you one face, and you make your selves another, you jig and amble, and you lisp, you nick-name heavens creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance; go to, I'll no more on't, it hath made me mad: I say we will have no more marriages, those that are married already all but one shall live, the rest shall keep as they are: to a Nunnery go.
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Speak the speech I pray you as I pronounc'd it to you smoothly from the tongue; but if you mouth it, as many of our Players do, I had as lieve the Town-crier spoke my lines: nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently; for in the very torrent tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness: O it offends me to the soul to hear a robusti∣ous Periwig-pated fellow rear a passion to very rags, to split the ears of the ground-lings, who for the most part are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb shews and noise: I would have such a fellow whipt for ore-doing Termagant, it-out-Herods Herod, pray you avoid it.
Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor; sute the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special observance, that you o're-step not the modesty of Nature: for any thing so o're-done is from the purpose of Play∣ing, whose end both at first, and now, was, and is, to hold as'twere
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the mirror up to nature, to shew vertue her feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pres∣sure: now this over-done, or come tardy of, though it makes the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve; the censure of which one must in your allowance o're-weigh a whole Theatre of others. O there be Players that I have seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely, that nei∣ther having the accent of Christians, nor the gate of Christian, Pa∣gan, nor man, have so strutted and bellowed, that I have thought some of Natures journey-men had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
O reform it altogether, and let those that play your Clowns speak no more than is set down for them, for there be of them that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too, though in the mean time some necessary question of the Play be then to be considered: that's villanous, and shews a most pitiful ambition in the Fool that uses it: go, make you ready.How now my Lord? will the King hear this piece of work?
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I think nothing my Lord.
"That's a fair thought to lie between maids legs.
"What is my Lord?
"Nothing.
"You are merry my Lord.
Who I?
I my Lord.
Your only Jig-maker, what should a man do but be mer∣ry: for look you how chearfully my mother looks, and my father died within's two hours.
Nay, 'tis twice two months my Lord.
So long! nay then let the Devil wear black, for I'le have a sute of sables: O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgot∣ten yet! then there's hope a great mans memory may out-live his life half a year; but he must build Churches then,
or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose Epitaph is, for O, for O, the Hobby-horse is forgot.
What means this my Lord?
It is munching Mallico, it means mischief.
Belike this shew imports the argument of the Play.
Will he shew us what this shew meant?
I, or any shew that you will shew him, be not you asham'd to shew, he'l not shame to tell you what it means.
You are naught, you are naught, I'l mark the Play.
Is this a Prologue; or the poesie of a Ring?
'Tis brief my Lord
As womans love.
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The Mouse-trap; marry how? tropically, This Play is the image of a murther done in Vienna▪ Gonzaga is the Dukes name, his wife Baptista, you shall see anon, 'tis a knavish piece of work, but what of that? your Majesty and we shall have free souls, it touches not us; let the galled ••ade winch our withers are unwrung This is one Lucianus, Nephew to the King.
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So you mistake you husbands. Begin murtherer, leave thy damnable faces and begin, come, the croaking Raven doth bellow for revenge.
He poisons him i'th Garden for his estate, his name's Gon∣zago, the story is extant, and written in very choice Italian: you shall see anon how the murtherer gets the love of Gonzago's Wife.
Thus runs the world away.
Would not this sir, and a forrest of feathers, if the rest of my fortunes turn Turk with me, with pro∣vincial Roses on my raz'd shooes, get me a fellowship in a City of Players?
O good Horatio, I'll take the Ghosts word for a thousand pound. Didst perceive?
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Good my Lord vouchsafe me a word with you.
Sir a whole History.
The King Sir.
I Sir, what of him?
Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
With drink Sir?
No my Lord, with choler.
Your wisdom should shew it self richer to signifie this to the Doctor; for for me to put him to his purgation, would perhaps plunge him into more choler.
Good my Lord put your discourse into some frame, And start not so wildly from my business.
I am tame Sir, pronounce.
The Queen your mother in most great affliction of spirit hath sent me to you.
You are welcome.
Nay good my Lord this courtesie is not of the right breed, if it shall please you to make me a wholsome answer; I will do your Mothers commandment, if not, your pardon and my return shall be the end of the business.
Sir I cannot.
What my Lord?
Make you a wholsome answer, my wit's diseas'd, but Sir, such answer as I can make you shall command, or rather as you say, my mother; therefore no more, but to the matter, my mother you say.
Then thus she says, your behaviour hath strook her into amazement and admiration.
O wonderful son that can thus astonish a mother! but is there no sequel at the heels of this mothers admiration? impart.
She desires to speak with you in her Closet e're you go to bed.
We shall obey, were she ten times our mother; have you any further trade with us?
My Lord you once did love me.
And do still by these pickers and stealers.
Good my Lord what is the cause of your distemper? you do surely bar the door upon your own liberty, if you deny your griefs to your friend.
Sir I lack advancement.
How can that be, when you have the voice of the King him∣self for your succession in Denmark?
I Sir, but while the grass grows; the Proverb is some∣thing
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musty: oh the Recorders, let me see one, to withdraw with you; why do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you would drive me into a toil?
O my Lord, if my duty be too bold, my love is too unman∣nerly.
I do not well understand that, will you play upon this pipe?
My Lord I cannot.
I pray you.
Believe me I cannot.
I beseech you.
I know no touch of it my Lord.
It is as easie as lying; govern these ventages with your fingers and the thumb, give it breath with your mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent musick: look you these are the stops.
But these cannot I command to any utterance of harmony, I have not the skill.
Why look you now how unworthy a thing you make of me, you would play upon me, you would seem to know my stops, you would pluck out the heart of my mystery, you would sound me from my lowest note to my compass, and there is much musick, excellent voice in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak, do you think I am easier to be plaid on than a pipe? Call me what in∣strument you will, though you can fret me you cannot play upon me.
My Lord the Queen would speak with you, and presently,
Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a Camel?
'Tis like a Camel indeed.
Methinks it is like a Wezel.
It is black like a Wezel.
Or like a Whale.
Very like a Whale.
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ACT IV. SCENE I.
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That I can keep your counsel and not mine own; besides, to be demanded of a spunge, what replication should be made by the son of a King?
I Sir, that sokes up the Kings countenance, his rewards, his authorities: but such Officers do the King best service in the end, he keeps them like an apple in the corner of his jaw, first mouth'd to be last swallowed; when he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeesing you, and spunge you shall be dry again.
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Not where he eats, but where he is eaten, a certain convo∣cation of politick worms are e'en at him:
your worm is your only Emperour for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat our selves for maggots;your fat King and your lean beggar is but va∣riable service, two dishes but to one table, that's the end.
A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a King, "eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
Nothing but to shew you how a King may go a progress "through the guts of a beggar.
In heaven, send thither to see, if your messenger find him not there, seek him i th' other place your self: but indeed if you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the Lobby.
I see a Cherub that sees them: but come, for England: Farewel dear mother
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Well, good dild you, they say the Owl was a Bakers daughter: we know what we are, but know not what we may be.
Pray] et's have no words of this, but when they ask you what it means, say you this.
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I hope all will be well, we must be patient; but I cannot chuse but weep to think they would lay him i'th cold ground; my brother shall know of it, and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come my coach, good night Ladies, good night, Sweet Ladies good night, good night.
Follow her close, give her good watch I pray you.
O this is the poison of deep grief, it springs all from her fathers death: and now behold O Gertrard, Gertrard,
When sorrows come they come not single spies, But in battalians: first, her father slain, Next, your son gone, and he most violent author Of his own just remove; the people muddied, Thick and unwholsome in thoughts and whispers For good Polonius death, and we have done but Obscurely to interr him; poor Ophelia Divided from her self and her fair judgment, Without which we are but pictures or meer beasts. Last, and as much containing as all these, Her brother is in secret come from France, Feeds on this wonder, keeps himself in clouds, And wants not whispers to infect his ear With pestilent speeches of his fathers death, "Wherein necessity of matter beggerd "Will nothing stick our person to arraign "In ear and ear:'' O my dear Gertrard, this Like to a murdering-piece in many places Gives me superfluous death.Page 65
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There's Rosemary, that's for remembrance, pray you love remember, and there's Pancies, that's for thoughts.
There's Fennel for you, and Columbines, there's Row for you and here's some forms we may call it herb of Grace a Sundays, you may wear your Bew with I difference there's Dasie: I would give you some violets, but they withered all when my father died; they say he made a good 〈…〉〈…〉 For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.
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There's a Letter for you Sir, it came from the Embassador that was bound for England, if your name be Horatio, as I am let to know it is.
Horatio. when thou shalt have over-look't this, give these fellows some means to the King, they have Letters for him. Ere we were two days old at Sea, a Pirat of very warlike appointment gave us chase. Finding our selves too slow of sail, we put on a compelled valor and in the grapple I boarded them: on the instant they got cleer of our Ship, so I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with me like Thieves of mercy, but they knew what they did; I am to do a turn for them. Let the King have the
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Letters I have sent, and repair thou to me with as much speed as thou wouldst fly death. I have words to speak in thine Ear will make thee dumb, yet are they much too light for the matter, these good fellows will bring thee where I am. Rosencraus and Guilden∣stern hold their course for England, of them I have much to tell thee. Farewel.
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High and mighty, you shall know I am set naked on your King∣dom: to morrow shall I beg leave to see your Kingly eyes, when I shall [first asking you pardon, thereunto recount the occasion of my sudden return.
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ACT V. SCENE I.
IS she to be buried in Christian burial, when she wilfully seeks her own salvation?
I tell thee she is, therefore make her grave straight, the Crowner hath sate on her, and finds it Christian burial.
How can that be, unless she drown'd her self in her own defence?
Why 'tis found so.
It must be so offended, it cannot be else; for here lies the point, if I drown my self wittingly it argues an act; and an act hath three branches, it is to act, to do, and to perform, or all; she drown'd her self wittingly.
Nay but hear you goodman delver.
Give me leave, here lies the water, good, here stands the man, good; if the man go to this water and drown himself, it is will he nill he; he goes, mark you that: but if the water come to him and drown him, he drowns not himself; argal he that is not guilty of his own death, shortens not his own life.
But is this law?
I marry is't, Crowners quest law.
Will you have the truth on't, if this had not been a Gen∣tlewoman she should have been buried without Christian burial.
Why there thou sayest, and the more pity that great folk should have countenance in this world to drown or hang them∣selves more than we: Come my spade, there is no ancient Gentle∣men but Gardeners, Ditchers, and Grave-makers, they hold up Adams profession.
Was he a Gentleman?
He was the first that ever bore arms.
I'll put another question to thee, if thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess thy self.
Go to.
What is he that builds stronger than either the Mason, the Shipwright, or the Carpenter?
The Gallows-maker, for that out-lives a thousand tenants.
I like thy wit well, the gallows does well, but how does it well? it does well to those that do ill, now thou doest ill to say
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the Gallows is built stronger than the Church: argal the Gallows may do well to thee. To't again, come.
Who builds stronger than a Mason, a Shipwright, or a Carpenter?
I, tell me that and unyoke.
Marry now I can tell.
To't
Mass I cannot tell.
Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your dull ass will not mend his pace with beating, and when you are askt this questi∣on next, say a Grave-maker, the houses he makes last till Dooms∣day. Go get thee in and fetch me a stoop of liquor.
In youth when I did love did love, Methought it was very sweetHas this fellow no feeling in his business? he sings in Grave-making.
Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.
'Tis e'en so, the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.
That skull had a tongue in it, and could sing once, how the knave jowls it to the ground, as if 'twere Cains jaw-bone, that did the first murther: this might be the pate of a Politician which this asse now o're-reaches, one that would circumvent Heaven, might it not?
It might my Lord.
Or of a Courtier, which could say, good morrow my Lord, how doest thou sweet Lord? this might be my Lord such a one, that praised my Lord such a ones horse when he meant to beg him, might it not?
I my Lord.
Why e'en so, and now my Lady worms Choples, and "knockt about the mazer with a Sextons Spade;'' here's a fine revolution, and we had the trick to see't; did these bones cost no more the breeding but to play at loggits with them? mine ake to think on't.
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There's another, why may not that be the skul of a Law∣yer? where be his quiddities now, his quilities, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? why does he suffer this mad knave now to knock him about the sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of his actions of battery? hum: this fellow might be in's time a great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognisances, his fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries, to have his fine pate full of fine dirt: will vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases and dou∣bles, than the length and bredth of a pair of Indentures? the very conveyances of his land will scarcely lie in this box, and must th' inheritor himself have no more? ha?
Not a jot more my Lord.
" Is not parchment made of sheep-skins?
" I my Lord, and of calve-skins too.
" They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance in that. I will speak to this fellow: Whose grave's this sirrah?
Mine Sir, or a pit of clay for to be made.
I think it's thine indeed, for thou ly'st in't.
You lye out on't Sir, and therefore 'tis not yours: for my part I do not lye in't, yet it's mine.
Thou doest lye in't, to be in't and say it is thine, 'tis for the dead, not for the quick, therefore thou lyest.
'Tis a quick lye Sir, 'twill again from me to you.
What man doest thou dig it for?
For no man Sir.
What woman then?
For none neither
Who is to be buried in't?
One that was a woman Sir, but rest her soul, she's dead.
How absolute the knave is, we must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us. Horatio this three years I have took no∣tice of it, the age is grown so picked, that the toe of the Pesant comes so near the heel of the Courtier, he galls his kibe. How long hast thou been a Grave-maker?
Of all the days i'th' year I came to't that day that our last King Hamlet overcame Fortinbrass.
How long is that since?
Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that; it was that very day that young Hamlet was born, he that is mad and sent into England.
I marry, why was he sent into England?
Why? because he was mad, he shall recover his wits there, or if he do not 'tis no great matter there.
Why?
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Faith if he be not rotten before he die, as we have many pocky coarses that will scarce hold the laying in, he will last you some eight years, or nine years: a Tanner will last you nine years.
Why Sir his hide is so tann'd with his trade, that he will keep out water a great while, and your water is a fore decayer of your whorson dead body: here's a skull now hath lien you i'th' earth three and twenty years.
A pestilence on him for a mad rogue, he pour'd a flaggon of Rhenish on my head once; this same skull Sir, was Sir Yorick's skull the Kings Jester.
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy, he hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how abhorred in my imagination it is? my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kist I know not how oft: where be your jibes now, your jests, your songs, your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? not one now to mock your own grinning? quite chopsaln? Now get you to my Ladies table, and tell her, let het paint an inch thick, to this sa∣vour she must come; make her laugh at that,
Prethee Horotio tell me one thing.To what base uses we may return Horatio! why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander till he find it stop∣ping a bung hole.
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No faith not a jot, but to follow him thither with mode∣sty enough, and likelihood to lead it. Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth to dust, the dust is earth, of earth we make lome, and why of that lome whereto he was converted might they not stop a Beer-barrel?
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No my good Lord.
Thy state is the more graciou, for 'tis a vice to know him; he hath much land and fertil, let a beast be Lord of beasts, and his crib shall stand at the Kings mess; 'tis a chough, but as I say, spa∣cious in the possession of dirt.
Sweet Lord, If your Lordship were at leisure I should im∣part a thing to you from his Majesty.
I will receive it, Sir, with all diligence of spirit; your bon∣net to his right use, 'tis for the head.
I thank your Lordship, 'tis very hot.
No believe me 'tis very cold, the wind is Northerly.
It is indifferent cold my Lord indeed.
But yet me thinks it is very foultry and hot, for my com∣plexion.
Exceedingly my Lord, it is very soultry, as 'twere I can∣not tell how. My Lord, his Majesty bad me signifie unto you, that he has laid a great wager on your head, Sir this is the matter.
I beseech you remember.
Nay good my Lord, for my ease. Sir here is newly come to Court Laertes, believe me an absolute Gentleman, full of most excellent differences, of very soft society, and great shew: in∣deed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the Card or Kalendar of Gen∣try, for you shall find in him the substance of what part a Gentle∣man would see.
Sir, his definement suffers no loss in you, though I know to divide him inventorially, would dizzy th' arithmetick of memo∣ry, and yet but raw neither in respect of his quick sail; but in the verity of extolment I take him to be a soul of great article, and his infusion of such dearth and rareness, as to make true diction of him, his semblable is his mirrour, and who else would trace him, his umbrage, nothing more.
Your Lordship speaks most infallibly of him.
The concernancy Sir, why do we wrap the Gentleman in our rawer breath?
Sir.
Is't not possible to understand in another tongue, you will do't Sir really
What imports the nomination of this Gentleman?
Of Laertes?
His purse is empty already, all's golden words are spert.
Of him Sir.
I know you are not ignorant.
I would you did Sir, yet if you did it would not much approve me: well Sir.
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You are ignorant of what excellence Laertes is.
I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with him in excellence; but to know a man well were to know himself.
I mean Sir for his weapon, but in the imputation laid on him by them in his meed he's unfellowed.
What's his weapon?
Single Rapier.
The King Sir hath wager'd with him six Barbery horses, against the which he has impawn'd as I take it six French Rapiers and Poniards, with their assigns, as Girdle, Hanger, and so: three of the carriages are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages and of very liberal conceit.
What call you the carriages?
I knew you must be edified by the margin e're you had done.
The carriages Sir are the hangers.
The phrase would be more german to the matter if we could carry a cannon by our sides, I would it might be hangers till then: but on, six Barbary horses against six French swords, their assigns, and three liberal conceited carriages, that's the French bet against the Danish, why is this all you call it?
The King Sir, hath laid Sir, that in a dozen passes between your self and him he shall not exceed you three hits, he hath laid on twelve for nine, and it would come to immediate trial, if your Lordship would vouchsafe the answer.
How if I answer no?
I mean my Lord the opposition of your person in trial.
Sir I will walk here in the Hall, if it please his Majesty, it is the breathing time of the day with me, let the soils be brought, the Gentleman willing, and the King hold his purpose, I will win for him if I can; if not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.
Shall I deliver you so?
To this effect Sir, after what flourish your nature will.
I commend my duty to your Lordship.
Yours does well to commend it self, there are no tongues else for his turn.
This lapwing runs away with the shell on his head.
" He did so Sir with his dug before he sucht it; thus has he and many more of the same breed that I know, the drossie age dotes on, only get the tune of the time, and out of an habit of in∣counter, a kind of misty collection, which carries them through and through the most profane and renowned opinions, and do but blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
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My Lord, his Majesty commended him to you by young Ostrick who brings back to him that you attend him in the hall, he sends to know if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that you will take longer time?
I am constant to my purposes, they follow the Kings plea∣sure; if his fitness speaks, mine is ready, now or whensoever, pro∣vided I be so able as now.
The King and Queen and all are coming down.
In happy time.
The Queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment to Laertes before you go to play.
She well instructs me.
You will lose my Lord.
I do not think so, since he went into France I have been in continual practice; I shall win at the odds: thou wouldest not think how ill all's here about my heart, but it is no matter.
Nay good my Lord.
It is but foolery, but it is such a kind of boding as would perhaps trouble a woman.
If your mind dislike any thing obey it, I will forestal their repair hither, and say you are not fit.
Not a whit, we defie Augury,
there is a special provi∣dence in the fall of a Sparrow: if it be, 'tis not to come; if it be not to come, it will be now; if it be not now, yet it will come, the readiness is all, since no man of ought he leaves knows what 'tis to leave betimes, let be.
Come Hamlet, come and take this hand from me.