The sullen lovers, or, The impertinents a comedy acted by His Highness the Duke of Yorkes servants / written by Tho. Shadwell.
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- The sullen lovers, or, The impertinents a comedy acted by His Highness the Duke of Yorkes servants / written by Tho. Shadwell.
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- Shadwell, Thomas, 1642?-1692.
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- 1668.
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Sure, Lovell, you have patience more then ever Stoick had; This damn'd Impertinence makes me resolv'd to fly my Country; I can never find one houres refreshment in a Year: If I go to the Theatre, where all People hope to please themselves;either I find an Insupportable Play; or If a good one, ill acted; or which is worse, so many troublesome Wits buzzing about my Eares, that I am driven from thence too.
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Free! Yes to be drunk with March-Beer, and Wine, worse then ever was serv'd in at Pye-corner at the eating of Pigs; and hear no other Discourse, but of Horses, Dogs, and Hawkes.
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That it does, to my sad experience; This morning, just as I was coming to look for you, Sir Positive At-all, that Fool; that will let no Man understand any thing in his Company, Ar∣rests me with his Impertinence; sayes, he, with a great deal of Gravity, perhaps I am the Man of the World that have found out two Plays, that betwixt you and I have a great deal of Wit in e'm; Those are, the Silent Woman, and the Scornful Lady— And if I understand any thing in the World, there's Wit enough, in both tho••e, to make one good Play, if I had the management of e'm: for you must know, this is a thing I have thought upon and consider'd.
I must be stung with a Tarrantula, before I cou'd laugh at it: but here my persecution did not end; For after I had got loose from the other two, whom shou'd I see as I came along, but that infinite Coxcomb Poet-Ninny: who by force of Arms hales me into his Lodging, and Reads me there a Confounded Scene in Heroick Verse: so that, what with Sir Positive's Orati∣ons, Woodcocks squeaking Fiddle, and Poet Ninny's Heroick Fu∣stian, I have a greater VVind-mill in my brain then a New-Po∣lititian with his head full of Reformation, but as Fate wou'd have it, in came a Dunn and out got I; and for fear of further Inter∣ruption, came back to my Lodging.
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Dear Ninny, Ah dear Lovel: Ah my dear Iack-Stan∣ford, I am the happiest Man in thy Friendship of any
Well! if I do not leave the World within these three days; May I be eternally baited by Sir Positive, Ninny, and Wood∣cock, which is a Curse worse then the worst of my Enemies Wishes.
Are you so? but I hope I shall catch her from you for all that.
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She sayes she's so troubled with Impertinent People, which between you and I Iack, are so numerous in this Town, that a Man cannot live in quiet for e'm, that she's resolv'd to leave the World to be quit of e'm.
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Sir, methinks there's as pretty a Soul in't, as a Man shall see in a Summers Day.
Why do you torment your self thus, methinks nothing can be pleasanter.
Dear Mr. Stanford, I ha' just done, if you have any re∣spect in the World for me, stay and hear the end on't.
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Ah Dear Iack! Have I found thee? I would not but have seen you for twenty pound: I have made this morning a glorious Corrant, an immortal Corrant, a Corrant with a Soul in't; I'le defy all Eur••pe to make such another: You may talk of your Baptists, your Locks, and your Banisters; let me see e'm Mend this: Why here's at least 25 Notes Compass, Fa la, la, &c. You shall hear.
Sir Positive, I must take my leave of you, I must not lose my Business for a little Musick.
But for Musick, if any Man in England gives you a better account to that then I do, I will give all mankind leave to spit upon me: You must know it's a thing I have thought up∣on and consider'd, and made it my business from my Cradle; be∣sides, I am so naturally a Musitian, that Gamut, A re, Bem••, were the first words I could learn to speak: Do you like Bap∣tist's way of Composing?
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Upon my Word, Stanford, I will make all my Tunes like his—You shall hear his Vein in this Corra•••• now.
Yes doubtless, Sir Positive has a great Soul of Musick in him; he has great power In Corranto's and Jiggs, and com∣poses all the Musick to my Playes he ha's great power.
It is a prodigious thing, thou shou'dst ever be in my Company, and understand Musick no better; thou hast found fault with the best part of the Corrant, ask Woodcock else?
Now, Lovel, What think you, this Torture's worse then any the Dutch invented at Amboyna.
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Come, Mr. Woodcock, you shall go to the reading of my Play.
Come, I'le take pity on you, Stanford, and go before, and prepare some place or other, where we may enjoy our selves, and you be free. I'le take your Man along with me, and send him back agen in haste for you; by that means you may get loose.—
Flanders! If any Man gives you that account of Flanders that I do, I'le suffer Death; You must know I have thought of their Affairs, I have ••onsider'd the thing throughly, never speak on't more, name it no more, let it not enter into your Thoughts; 'tis a lost Nation, absolutely undone, lost for ever, take that from me: and yet were I with Castel Rodrigo but one quarter of an hour, I'de put him in a way to save all yet.
Mankind! Dost thou know what thou say'st now? Do'st thou talk of Mankind? I am confident thou never so much as thought'st of Mankind in thy life: I'le tell thee, I will give Dogs leave to piss upon me, if any man understands
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Mankind better then my self, now you talk of that. I have consi∣der'd all Mankind, I have thought upon nothing else but Mankind this Moneth; and I find you may be a Poet, a Musitian, a Painter, a Divine, a Mathematician, a S••ates-man; but betwixt you and I, let me tell you, we are all Mortal.
Well, they may talk of the Pox, want of Money, and a Scoulding Wife, but they are Heaven to my afflictions.
Sir Positive, my Lady Vaine desires you wou'd come And look upon her Picture that's come this Morning from Master Lilly's.
Why there 'tis now Stanford, that people shou'd have no more Judgement, she had as good have thrown her Money into the Dirt; 'tis true, I cou'd have made him have made a good picture on't, if I had drawn the Lines for him, but I was not thought worthy, and now you talk of Painting, either I am the greatest Fopp in Nature, or if I do not understand that, I under∣stand nothing in the World: why I will paint with Lilly, and draw in little with Cooper for 5000 l▪
O! intollerable Impertinence! I am affraid he will not go now his Mistress sends for him.
Come Mistress Bridget I'le go along with you.—Dear Stanford take it not unkindly, for I wou'd not leave thee but upon this occasion.
But you know a man must not disoblige his Mistress Iack?