Mrs. Bisk.
Ay, as I hope to be sav'd.
Mrs. Frib.
Pray, Dear, forgive me.
Frib.
Ay, now you are upon your Knees; but you were in another posture just now.
Mrs. Frib.
And I wish I may never stir out of this place alive, if I ere do so again. Pray forgive me.
Frib.
Well, I'le pass it by for once; but I'le not fail to sue Cuff upon an Action of Assault and Battery.
Bisk.
And I'le sue Kick too. If we order our business wisely and impannel a good substantial Jury, of all married men, they'll give us vast damages.
Frib.
I have known a man recover 4 or 500 l. in such a Case, and his Wife not one jot the worse.
Bisk.
No not a bit. But shall I always command you?
Mrs. Bisk.
Yes, you shall, you shall.
Bisk.
Why then this is the first day of my raign.
Enter Woodly, Mrs. Woodly, Rains, Bevil, Lucia, and Carolina.
Wood.
I desire you all here to stay, and be Witnesses of what I now shall do.
Rains.
Be not rash, consider 'till to morrow.
Wood.
I have consider'd, disswade me not: next to the obli∣gation she did me to let me enjoy her when I lik'd her, is the giving me occasion to part with her when I do not like her.
Bev.
I am ex••ream sorry, Madam, that I was the occasion, though unwillingly, of this breach.
Mrs. Wood.
You are not the occasion, he believes you not; but if you were, I should thank you; for you would rid me at once of him and your self too: but the business is, we like not one another, and there's an end on't.
Wood.
But let's execute our Divorce decently; for my part I'le celebrate it like a Wedding.
Mrs. Wood.
To me 'tis a more joyful day.
Enter Clodpate, Jilt, Peg, and Parson.
Peg.
Do but sign this Warrant, to confess a Judgment to my Sister, and this Bond to me; and I'le null your Marriage, or declare these Writings before all these Witnesses to be void.
Clodp.
Give me the Writings•• I will do't with all my heart.
Luc.
What's here another Divorce? Clodpate begins betimes.