The female prelate being the history of the life and death of Pope Joan : a tragedy: as it is acted at the Theatre Royal / written by Elkanah Settle ...
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- The female prelate being the history of the life and death of Pope Joan : a tragedy: as it is acted at the Theatre Royal / written by Elkanah Settle ...
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- Settle, Elkanah, 1648-1724.
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- 1680.
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That gay effeminate Priest.
How, my dear Lord!
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SCENE II.
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The Duke of Saxony desires admittance.
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Young Saxony go on.
How, my young Lord!
Yes, my young poisoner.
And does not thine?
Mine!
Forbear this Insolence.
Unhand me Ruffians.
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How, sawcy Lord!
Lorenzo, hold. Young Saxony, no more.
I will have Justice, Priest.
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This hour I'll meet you there.
And then—
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Boldly and bravely.
Speak freely, ask with reason, and obtain.
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Now, Duke of Saxony, plead and be heard.
To this your Answer, Lord.
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Stand forth, and speak.
What art thou!
Are they all sworn?
My Lord, they are.
Proceed.
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All.
Traitor? to what! to whom! What means the Villain!
Oh execrable Dog.
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Yes, my Lord, the same.
Go on, thou bold Impeacher.
Thus let me speak.
Ha! what are these.
The whole Conspiracy.
Let 'em be read.
Let 'em be read.
To Albert, Duke of Saxony.
Sir,
I Cannot express the transport your Royal Excellence gives me, when you tell me your Army is completely raised, and that you are ready in their head to strike your Dagger in the Gates of Rome, and lay the Scarlet prostitute in Ashes—
Monstrum horrendum!
All the Levies I can raise amongst the Loyal German Christians shall not be wanting to carry on so holy a War. Continue still to believe, that Romes usurpt Supremacy, as it began by the grand Rebel Phocas, as it commenced by a Traitor, so it is maintained by an Impostor, whilst that very ground that falsly stiles it self the sacred Sheep-fold, is now made the publick Mart of Souls, the Royal Exchange for a Trade into Heaven, where Religion toils at the Mint, and Holiness sits at the Receipt of Custom, whilst the broad Seal for everlasting par∣dons is stampt in Gold. In fine, the Pope with all his Limbs, the
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Cardinals, is but a growing Hydra; and whilst your Excellence con∣tinues your noble Resolution of being the Hercules that shall destroy that Hydra, you shall not want the prayers, nor assistance of, My Lord
Your Excellencies dutiful and faithful Slave, Damasus.
Oh hear me, Lords.
You shall be heard anon, let him read on.
By these two honest Gentlemen.
What are you?
And by your Oaths those were your Master's hand.
My Lord, they are.
You saw him write 'em?
Yes.
We did.
Their walks, their motions?
All.
And Romes Subversion was their Theam?
It was.
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Yes, my Lord.
Several?
Can you produce those Letters?
Politick Devil!
So 'tis a Sign.
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T' our Arms, dear Lord of Rhemes.
Truth's Defender, welcome.
Suppose it, Saxon!
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Take him away, and stop the Railer's Mouth.
No, let him stay, and hear the voice of Rome.
Is it by me you speak!
Speak, Lord of Millain.
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ACT II.
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Enough, my Lord!
Yet hold my Lord.
Seize him.
Ha! What are these?
Cruel Stars!
Unhand me.
'Tis too late.
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Oh this proud Church-Gyant!
To this your Answer?
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Gods, a rare Girl; a prize, an excellent prize.
Convey him hence. This Lady is my charge.
Must we two part? Is this your Tyrants doom!
Oh this Thunder-stroak!
SCENE II.
Thou prop and pillar of mortality.
And Basis of Eternity, all hail.
All hail.
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All hail.
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ACT III.
I thank thee, honest Flatterer.
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These Virtues mark'd you out your Sexes wonder.
Your Story breeds amazement and delight.
But did that pride continue?
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This inhumanity was more than barbarous.
Bravely resolved!
Yes, Madam, why not to a Nunnery?
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Most admirable!
By Jove, not He.
Was that your mighty Cause before the Conclave—
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To my fair Prisoner. This blest hour's my own.
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How, bold Blasphemer!
Ha!
Silence his outrage in a Jayl, away with him.
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Ye Gods, his Father's Shape, his Face, his Meen.
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How Madam!
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What have we here?
My Husband's life!
Yes, Madam.
Excellent.
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How, Madam?
By all my hopes I'll do't.
Do if you dare.
And dare you put in action what you threaten!
You see I dare.
Bid 'em withdraw.
Withdraw.
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Now you are good.
And will you love me still!
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Can you doubt me now!
Oh never.
Why this unkind suspicion?
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What divine Musick's this?
Madam, no more, you have talkt till I am undone.
Yet stop.
Be merciful.
You shall enjoy this Princess.
How Madam?
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Are you in earnest?
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By Heavens; and mine.
Oh for a Sword, a Dagger through my heart. Oh▪
Savage Tormenters, hold! oh!
Barbarian Devils! oh!
Tyrant Monsters.
Ask when you feel it.
Bold Slave; is this an answer for a Prince!
Traytor, I'll tear thy heart out.
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No, Royal Sir. — Leave us alone.
A very excellent Mask!
My sweetest Angeline!
My Lord, my Life!
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And can there be that storm must part us now?
Oh, fear not that.
We must make haste, our danger calls us hence.
Farewel, my dearest Lord.
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ACT the Fourth.
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Just my own Scene: No Picture more exact.
Oh my best Girl! how hast thou left the Duke?
But how his Dutchess!
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Agreed, my Oracle.
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Most excellent!
Bernardo!
Ha! more Priests, more Torturers! Oh!
H'st, I am a Friend.
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What think'st thou of a Pope?
For an Escape!
Most excellent!
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Fire! fire! fire!
Fire! fire! fire!
Fire!
Plots and Treason!
Die, and be damn'd.
Fire! Water!
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Adored dear Devil, save me but this once.
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Ha!
Ravens and Vultures!
Speak, or I will tear thy Soul out.
What's here!
A Whore!
A Whore!
Take her, and burn the Witch.
O save me! save me!
A Bona Roba.
One of our Brothers friends! nay, then all's well.
An honest Girl of yours? that name protects her.
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Enough, enough; fie, let the Lady pass.
Madam, your slaves.
Make room there for this Lady.
Ten thousand Saints reward you for this kindness.
We are your Vassals.
Madam, your faithful Servants.
Oh my Lorenzo, I am undone for ever!
How, Madam! Heav'n forbid.
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Discover'd! Death and Furies.
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Well, Madam, I am your slave.
I flie t'obey you.
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ACT the Fifth.
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Alas, poor injur'd Prince!
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Oh my sad heart!
Riddles and Death! what mystick sounds are these?
Ha!
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Thunder and Earthquakes!
Ha!
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My Lord, I can.
I flie to obey you, Sir.
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How, Boy!
Damnation!
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Together let 'em break.
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My Lord, you shall.
How, Boy! say that again.
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Well Neighbours, since his Holiness is pleased to give us a Holy-day, let us improve it, and make the best use on't, that is, go to the Tavern, and be down-right drunk.
I, Neighbour, for I never knew any other use of a Ho∣ly-day, but first to go to Church, and then be drunk.
You make a just interpretation: but here lies the que∣stion, whether we shall sit in the Tavern like Sots, and not be drunk till night, or go and be presently drunk, then go home, beat our Wives, and sleep an hour, then rise and be drunk again before Sun-set, this I take to be the improvement of the day.
I, I, 'tis, 'tis.
But heark you, Neighbour, do you never go to Church?
Positively, no; my reasons I will render. First, you do not take me for the least Fool amongst you.
No, no!
Nor the least Knave, Neighbour's.
No, No.
Then I conclude I'll never pray at all, whilst we we have such Shoals of Church Men to do it for us, as Cardinals, Monks, Abbots, Priors, and a thousand Orders more; and with all these Holy Men about us, 'tis impossible we should be damn'd, Neighbours.
Ay, but, Neighbour, you ought to help at a dead lift, 'tis hard trusting to other mens prayers.
Why, don't I pay for it, I tell thee it goes against the grain to pray and pay too, I'll not do't not I, and if I be damn'd, at their peril be it.
Then I perceive, Neighbour, you are in a desperate condition.
Not at all, for always when I pay the Priest his du∣ties I always take an acquittance, and those Acquittances I take as a Passport to slip me by Purgatory into the other world.
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But which of those other worlds do you think to go to?
So I 'scape Purgatory, no matter which.
But I am afraid this will not do your Work, Neighbour!
Then let the Church 'bate me my Peter-pence, and I'll pray for my self: and ne'er trouble them, and that I think is fair.
Aye, Aye!
Besides that's taking the bread out of the Priests Mouths, and that's no other than Sacrilege, 'tis plain Intrench∣ment.
Intrenchment! what's Intrenchment!
Are you such a fool you don't know what Intrench∣ment means, why Intrenchment is a hard word, and you all know what a hard word is,
I, I.
Why, 'tis medling with what we have nothing to do with, which is no better than picking ones Pocket; why Neigh∣bour, you keep a reverend Brandy Shop, and would not you take it ill if a Cardinal should set up, and sell Brandy by you? In troth, he'd go nigh to break you.
I dod, would he?
I'll undertake, if a Cardinal should sell Brandy, he'd be the richest man in all Rome.
I'll undertake then I'll find you one shall do't.
But see that which you call'd a Procession looks more like a Funeral.
Dad, he speaks well.
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Our humble Suppliant.
Well Sir, I understand you are a Prince, and that your good Lady is dead, and you'd have us make her alive again. We can do you no good in it; 'tis not every man that lives in Rome can do that Job, but if you'll speak to the Pope, or one of his Cardinals they'll do it for a word speaking.
Why, has the Princess been so serv'd!
So it seems, if you'll believe a dead woman.
But, pray, Sir, if a man may be so bold, who was the Dog that did this plaguy Job; by S. Winnifred, my Fingers do so itch to be at him.
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Ay, do but tell us where we may find the Dog, and we will roast the Rogue: and make the Devil a Feast of him.
Gold, Boys!
A noble worthy Prince, and we'll live and die by him.
How, not believe, and live at Rome.
Do we believe in Images, and Relicks, and Holywater, and Miracles, and not believe an honest golden Prince?
The Pope!
The Pope!
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I will not fight with thee.
Thou hast kill'd me, and Damnation thank thee for't.
Thus far, blest Saint, thy great revenge succeeds.
Dear adored Devil, save me but this once.
Inhumane Insolence.
Exquisite Traytor!
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Burn, burn the Traytor.
Burn him, burn him, burn him.
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Burn him, burn him.
Miscarried in the Street, i'th' open face of day.
Oh speak.