The third book of the works of Mr. Francis Rabelais, Doctor in Physick containing the heroick deeds of Pantagruel the son of Gargantua / now faithfully translated into English by the unimitable pen of Sir Thomas Urwhart.

CHAP. XXXVIII. How Triboulet is set forth and blazed by Pantagruel and Panurge. (Book 38)

BY my Soul, quoth Panurge, that Over∣ture pleaseth me exceedingly well; I will therefore lay hold thereon, and em∣brace it. At the very motioning thereof my very Right Entral seemeth to be wide∣ned and enlarged, which was but just now hard bound, contracted and costive: but as we have hitherto made choice of the purest and most refined Cream of Wisdom and Sapience for our Counsel, so would I now have to preside and bear the prime Sway in our Consultation, as were a Fool in the supream degree. Triboulet (quoth Pantagruel) is compleatly foolish, as I conceive. Yes truly (answered Pa∣nurge) he is properly and totally a Fool, a

Pantagruel.	Panurge.
Fatal f.	Jovial f.
Natural f.	Mercurial f.
Celectial f.	Lunatick f.

Erratick f.	Ducal f.
Excentrick f.	Common f.
Aetherial and Juno∣nian f.	Lordly f.
	Palatin f.
Arctick f.	Principal f.
Heroick f.	Pretorian f.
Gemial f.	Ellected f.
Inconstant f.	Courtly f.
Earthly f.	Primipilary f.
Solacious and spor∣ting f.	Triumphant f.
	Vulgar f.
Jocund and wan∣ton f.	Domestick f.
	Exemplary s.
Pimpled f.	Rare outlandish f.
Freckled f.	Satrapal f.
Bell-tinging f.	Civil f.
Laughing and lech∣erous f.	Popular f.
	Familiar f.
Nimming and fil∣ching f.	Notable f.
	Favourized f.
Unpressed f.	Latinized f.
First broached f.	Ordinary f.
Augustal f.	Transcendent f.
Cesarine f.	Rising f.
Imperial f.	Papal f.
Royal f.	Consistorian f.
Patriarchal f.	Conclavist f.
Original f.	Bullist f.
Loyal f.	Synodal f.

Episcopal f.	Doting and raving f.
Doctoral f.	Singular and sur∣passing f.
Monachal f.
Fiscal f.	Special and excel∣ling f.
Extravagant f.
Writhed f.	Metaphysical f.
Canonical f.	Scatical f.
Such another f.	Predicamental and Catagorick f.
Graduated f.
Commensal f.	Predicable and e∣nunciatory f.
Primolicentiated f.
Trainbairing f.	Decumane and Su∣perlative f.
Supererrogating f.
Collateral f.	Dutiful and offici∣ous f.
Haunch and side f.
Nestling, ninny and youngling f.	Optical and perspe∣ctive f.
Flitting, giddy and unsteddy f.	Algoristick f.
	Algebraical f.
Brancher, novice and Cockney f.	Cabalistical & Mas∣soretical f.
Hagard, cross and froward f.	Talmudical f.
	Algamalized f.
Gentle, mild and tractable f.	Compendious f.
	Abbreviated f.
Mail-coated f.	Hyperbolical f.
Pilfring and pur∣loining f.	Anatomastical f.
	Allegorical f.
Tail-grown f.	Tropological f.
Gray-peckled f.

Pleonasmical f.	Micher pincrust f.
Capital f.	Heteroclit f.
Hair brained f.	Summist f.
Cordial f.	Abbridging f.
Intimate f.	Morrish f.
Hepatick f.	Leaden-sealed f.
Cushotten and swil∣ling f.	Mandatory f.
	Compassionate f.
Splenetick f.	Titulary f.
Windy f.	Crooching, showk∣ing, ducking f.
Ligitimate f.
Azymathal f.	Grim, stern, harsh, and wayward f.
Almicautarized f.
Proportioned f.	Well-hung & tim∣bred f.
Chinnified f.
Swollen and puffed up f.	Ill-clawed, pounced and pawed f.
Overcockrifed lid and lified f.	Well-stoned f.
	Crabbed and un∣pleasing f.
Corallery f.
Eastern f.	Winded and tain∣ted f.
Sublime f.
Crimson f.	Kitchin-haunting f.
Ingrained f.	Lofty and stately f.
City f.	Spitrack f.
Basely acoutred f.	Architrave f.
Mast-headed f.	Pedestal f.
Modal f.	Tetragonal f.
Second notial f.	Renowned f.

Chearful and bux∣om f.	Reumatick f.
	Flaunting and brag∣gadochio f.
Solemn f.
Annual f.	Egregious f.
Festival f.	Humorous and ca∣pricious f.
Recreative f.
Boorish and coun∣terfeit f.	Rude, gross and ab∣surd f.
Pleasant f.	Large measured f.
Priviledged f.	Bable f.
Rustical f.	Down-right f.
Proper and peculi∣ar f.	Broad-listed f.
	Downsical-bear∣ing f.
Ever ready f.
Diapatonal f.	Stale and over∣worn f.
Resolute f.
Hieroglyphical f.	Sawcy and swagger∣ing f.
Authentick f.
Worty f.	Full bulked f.
Precious f.	Gallant and vain∣glorious f.
Fanatick f.
Fantastical f.	Gorgeous and gaw∣dy f.
Symphatiok f.
Panick f.	Continual and in∣termitting f.
Limbicked and di∣stilled f.
	Rebasing & round∣ling f.
Comportable f.
Wretched & heart∣less f.	Prototypal and pre∣cedenting f.

Fooded f.	Prating f.
Thick and three∣fold f.	Catechetick f.
	Cacodoxical f.
Damasked f.	Meridional f.
Fearny f.	Nocturnal f.
Unleavened f.	Occidental f.
Barytonant f.	Trifling f.
Pink and spot-pou∣dered f.	Astrological and Fi∣gure-flinging f.
Musket-proof f.	Cenethliack & Ho∣roscopal f.
Pedantick f.
Strouting f.	Knavish f.
Wood f.	Idiot f.
Greedy f.	Blockish f.
Senseless f.	Beetle-headed f.
Godderlich f.	Crotesk f.
Obstinate f.	Impertinent f.
Contradictory f.	Quarrelsom f.
Pedagogical f.	Unmannerly f.
Daft f.	Captious and Sophi∣stical f.
Drunken f.
Peevish f.	Soritick f.
Prodigal f.	Catholoproton f.
Rash f.	Hoti and Diots f.
Plodding f.	Aplos and Catati f.

Pantagruel.

If there was any reason why at Rome the Quirinal Holiday, of old, was called the Feast of Fools; I know not

why me may not for the like cause insti∣tute in France the Tribouletick Festivals, to be Celebrated and Selemnized over all the Land.

Panurge.

If all Fools carried Cruppers.

Pantagruel.

If he were the God Fatu∣us▪ of whom we have already made men∣tion, the Husband of the Goddess Fatua, his Father would be Good Day, and his Grand-mother Good Even.

Panurge.

If all Fools paced, albeit he be somewhat wry-legged, he would overlay at least a Fathom at every Rake. Let us go toward him without any further lin∣gring or delay, we shall have no doubt some fine Resolution of him. I am rea∣dy to go, and long for the issue of our Progress impatiently. I must needs (quoth Pantagruel) according to my former Re∣solution of him, be present at Bridlegoose's Tryal: Nevertheless, whilst I shall be upon my Journey towards Mirelingues, which is on the other side of the River of Loire, I will dispatch Carpalin to bring a∣long with him from Blois the Fool Tribou∣let. Then was Carpalin instantly fent away▪ and Pantagruel at the same time attended by his Domesticks, Panurge, Epistemon, Po∣nocrates, Friar Ihon, Gymnast, Rysotome, and others, marched forward on the the High Road to Marlingues.