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CHAP. XXXII. How Rondibilis declareth Cuckoldry to be naturally one of the Appendances of Marriage. (Book 32)
THere remaineth as yet, quoth Panurge going on in his Discourse, one small scruple to be cleared: you have seen here∣tofore, I doubt not, in the Roman Stand∣ards, S. P. Q. R. Si, Peu, Que, Rien: Shall not I be a Cuckold? By the Haven of Safety, cried out Rondibilis, what is this you ask of me? If you shall be a Cuckold: My Noble Friend, I am married, and you are like to be so very speedily: therefore be pleased from my Experiment in the matter, to write in your Brain, with a Steel-pen, this subsequent Ditton, There is no married Man who doth not run the hazard of being made a Cuckold. Cuckoldry natu∣rally attendeth Marriage; the Shadow doth not more naturally follow the Body, then Cuckoldry ensueth after Marriage, to place fair Horns upon the Husband's Heads.