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CHAP. XVII. How Gargantua payed his Beverage to the Parisians, and how he took away the great Bells of our Lady's Church.
SOme few days after that they had refresht themselves, he went to see the City, and was beheld of every Body there with great Admiration. For the People of Paris are such Fools, such Puppies and Naturals, that a Jugler, a Carrier of Indulgences, a Sumpter-horse, a Mule with his Bells, a Blind Fidler in the middle of a cross Lane, shall draw a greater confluence of People to∣gether, than an Evangelical Preacher. And they prest so hard upon him, that he vvas constrained to rest himself upon the Steeple of our Lady's Church; at which place, see∣ing so many about him, he said with a loud Voice, I believe that these Buzzards will have me to pay them here my Welcom hither, and my Beverage: It is but good reason, I will now give them their Wine, but it shall be only a Par ris, that is, in Sport. Then smiling, he untied his goodly Codpiece, and lugging out his Roger into the open Air, he so bitterly all to bepist them, that he drowned Two hun∣dred and sixty thousand, four hundred and