there is no Scout, Gazet or Weekly Intelligence will furnish you with more improbabilities. Captain Iones was but a meer Asse to him.
Cris.
I, for yesterday me thought, he told a story that went beyond his wounding the man in the Air.
Know.
What was that, I pray Lady?
Cris.
Why Sir, he said, as he was coming from Hide Park, there was five Bailiffes beset his Coach, which he routed; but with what do you think?
Know.
With his sword; what else?
Cris.
No Sir, it was but a Ladies busk, that he said he had in his hand.
Lov.
A pretty Instrument, and much in fashion with him of late.
Cris.
He gives one (Hadland, I think they call him) fifty pounds a year to keep him company.
Lov.
That is, sometimes to countenance him, and keep him from a Baffle.
Know.
Hadland! Certainly I have heard of that same Gentleman.
Cris.
'Tis possible, Sir, for he is one of no lesse ••ame then worth, although his decayed fortunes sometimes force him on unhandsome shifts.
Lov.
Is not that he you said to day Mrs. P. hath been so much in love with?
Cris.
The very same; he is one of the chief of our modern Hectors.
Cris.
This 'tis to be so long in the Country; Do you not know what I mean?
Cris.
Why I mean a certain Order, more famous then that of Mal∣ta, the Garter, Saint Esprit, or the Golden-fleece, a race of Adventurers, who, out of what strange humor I cannot tell, have usurped the name of that famous Trojane Prince.
Kn.
A Prince! a Pander, a fellow was kill'd in the quarrel of a whore.
Cr.
And afterwards, Sir (as I have heard) dragged at a Carts tail.
Lov.
Believe me, a very proper patron.
Cris.
But whether is your Cozen gone?
Know.
The little Gentlewoman, Lady, went out presently after Mr. La-gul.
Lov.
Poor silly Girle! She cannot though but put me in mind of my own folly, for (I must confesse) when I was of her years, I did not a little admire this same Gentleman; but a little time did teach me more wit.
Cris.
Yet still you did retain him though—
Lov.
Why such a one for some businesses, I will assure you, will not do amisse.
Cris.
I must confesse, for a walk or such a matter he may be as re∣quisite as the Satin-peticoat.