Lab.
Ah wou'd ye had rotted upo' the Gallows in Si∣cily, before I laid Eyes on ye; you that brought all these Plagues upo' my Head.
Char.
And wou'd I had starv'd in a Dungeon, the day I came within your Doors. Pray Heaven, you may ever be plagu'd wi' such Guests as I.
Lab.
When I took y' into my House, certainly Belze∣bub attended ye. Why did I listen to such a Rascal? Why was this Voyage? And why did I venture a Ship∣board; where I've lost more than e'r I was worth?
Char.
Nay, Faith, I don't wonder the Ship was cast away, when 'twas loaden wi' such Ill gotten Goods, and a Villain to boot.
Lab.
'Twas you ruin'd me wi' your damn'd wheed∣ling Tongue.
Char.
I'm sure, 'twas a more fatal Supper to me, than e'r Thyestes's, and Tereus's was to them.
Lab.
O, I dye;—Sick at Heart!—Pray hold my Head.
[He vomits.
Char.
Faith, wou'd ye had spew'd your Guts out.
Lab.
Ah! Palestra, and Ampelisca, where are ye now?
[He weeps.
Char.
At the bottom o' the Sea, I suppose, to dine Fishes.
Lab.
Now may I go starve, for giving Ear to your Lying Rodomantades.
Char.
Nay, y' ought to thank me; before ye were a fresh raw Fellow, now I've season'd your Understand∣ing, old Fool.
Lab.
Wou'd the Devil had ye for a Rogue.
Char.
And you too: I'm sure I made broad signs t' have him come for ye.
Lab.
Lamentable! Was ever Mortal in a worse Con∣dition than I?
Char.
Yes, I'm in a worse by half.
Char.
Because I ne'r deserv'd it; you did.