The OLD GILL.
IF you will be still,
Then tell you I will,
Of a lovely old Gill,
Dwelt under a hill:
Her Locks are like sage,
That's well worn with Age,
And her visage would swage
A stout mans Courage.
Teeth yellow as Box,
Clean out with the Pox;
Her Breath smells like Lox,
Or unwiped Nocks:
She hath a devilish grin,
Long hairs on her chin,
To the soul footed Fien,
She is nearly a Kin.
She hath a beetle brow,
Deep Furrows enow,
She's ey'd like a Sow,
Flat nos'd like a Cow:
Lips swarthy and dun,
A mouth like a Gun,
And her tattle doth run,
As swift as the Sun.