New Song. In Defiance of Drinking-sack
WHat a Devil ail our Poets all,
For drink, for drink thus always to call?
And nothing goes down but drink,
Friends, whether are your stomachs flown?
That you the noble food disown,
That better deserves your ink.
Food! I there is a substantial word,
And it beget a substantial turd,
That breeds grass for Cows and Sheep:
The Countrey-bumpkin he comes for it,
And at night it rideth in a Charret,
When all men are asleep.
Alass! for drink, 'tis not worth your meeter,
Drink maketh Piss, and piss makes Salt-peeter,
That kills and blows up the people.
You may drink Clarret, and have the gout,
Ile eat, and drink little, and go without,
And laugh at the drunken Cripple.
Let Lady's the Exchanges range,
The Shambles shall be my Exchange,
Which I count a noble place: