Playes written by the thrice noble, illustrious and excellent princess, the Lady Marchioness of Newcastle.

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Playes written by the thrice noble, illustrious and excellent princess, the Lady Marchioness of Newcastle.
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Newcastle, Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of, 1624?-1674.
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London :: Printed by A. Warren, for John Martyn, James Allestry, and Tho. Dicas ...,
1662.
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ACT II.

Scene 5.
Enter two other Gentlemen.
1 GEnt.

The Lady Faction is of a strange busy Nature, she runs into eve∣ry House, takes upon her to govern every ones Family, yet cannot rule her own; she condemns all Actions, be they never so Just or Prudent; all Officers, be they never so worthy, or fitly placed; all Laws, be they never so beneficial, or expedient for the Common-wealth; all Customs, be they never so antient or harmless, indeed all peaceable, wise, and well or∣dered Governments: she hates and delights in nothing but disordered change.

2 Gent.

'Tis said she is in love with Sir William Admirer.

1 Gent.

And he in love with the Lady Peaceable.

2 Gent.

She is a sweet Lady.

Exeunt.
Scene 6.
Enter the Lady Peaceable, and Sir William Admirer.
ADmirer.

I will sit and lissen to what you say, and learn from you what is the noblest way to entertain the life.

Peaceable.

Alas I cannot learn you, I have not long experience, my Soul is

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young, a meer novice Soul, it wants both growth and experienced years, for I am like a House that is newly built and is unfurnished.

Admirer.

Though you are young, you are wise.

Peaceable.

How can you expect youth can be discreet and wise, when those that have lived long, and have had much experience, are oftentimes Fools? wherefore I can only entertain you like a Parrot, only with words, not wisely to discourse, and if you should lissen to me long, I shall surfit your Ears with idle words, for the Brain will be as soon over-charged with noise, as the Stomack with meat.

Admirer.

I can no more be weary of thy words, than Angels are with Heavenly Musick.

Enter the Lady Faction.
Faction.

Lady Peaceable, the report is you are Ambitious to get away my Servant Sir William Admirer from me.

Peaceable.

I am only Ambitious to live Virtuously, and dye Piously.

Faction.

Why Servant, I hear you have forsaken me.

Admirer.

I despaired of ever being entertained, and so I never really ad∣dress'd a Sute, but by way of rallery.

Faction.

Your Mistriss doth not believe you, for she blushes either for your faults, or her own.

Peaceable.

My Bashfullness proceeds not from a Guiltiness, either of base actions, wicked thoughts, mean birth, or breeding, or evill or erronious opi∣nions; for my bashfullness is only an effect of Nature: for as some are natu∣rally fearfull, so am I naturally bashfull; and as Melancholy produces a sad Countenance, so Bashfullness produceth an extorted and a Convulsive Coun∣tenance; as Grief produces tears, so Bashfullness produces blushing.

Admirer.

Lady Faction, spare my young Mistriss, lest she should out-run you in a full speed.

Faction.

Your Mistriss is too grave, and speaks too scholastical for a wo∣man, she seems as if she had been bred in an University, which breeding is fitter for a man.

Peaceable.

No surely, for men should be bred with Heroick Actions, wo∣men with Modest Contemplations, as I have been.

Faction.

If you have talk'd so seldome, and have learn'd so little, how come you to know so much?

Peaceable.

My knowledge is not copious, yet I have learn'd as much as my years could imbrace, and my desire is to know as much as Modesty will allow of, Honour will give leave to, Capacity can comprehend, or Life can reach at; but the longest life is but a short time to gather knowledge in; but Madam, I should think I had learn'd well, if I knew how to do you service.

Faction.

Let me tell you, 'tis Craft and Subtilty that you practice, to catch fond, facil Fools under the veil of Civility, but not good Nature; for you, like a Sorceress as you are, Inchant and Bewitch all that come neer you, with this dissembling, for which you ought to be banish'd from all noble Company.

Peaceable.

Take heed Lady of sharp-headed Curses, that Shoot through innocent Lips, they seldome miss the mark they aim at.

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Faction.

Shoot as many as you will, I fear them not.

Lady Faction goes out.
Admirer.

My dear sweet, wife, Virtuous Mistriss, be not angry, for all the World knows the Lady Faction is a disturber of all good and peaceable Society.

Peaceable.

No, I am not angry with her, but I will watch her, lest she should do me some harm.

Exeunt.
Scene 7.
Enter the Lady Solitary as sitting a writing, then enter the Lady Examination as to visit her.
EXamination.

Prethee what art thou writing?

Solitary.

I am writing Fancies.

Examination.

Prethee what are Fancies?

Solitary.

Why, Fancies are minzed Objects, pounded and chopt by Ima∣gination, which Imaginations are the several Cooks which serve the Mind, and as skillfull Cooks of several meats make Bisks or Olioes, so doth the Imagination of several Objects; and as skillfull Cooks will mix several meats, so as not any one particular shall be tasted, so doth the Imagination of several Objects or Subjects.

Examination.

But some say Fancies are Created by Motion in the Brain, which would be there were there no such materials as Objects or Subjects, which the Senses as Caterers bring in.

Solitary.

The Brain can no more Create Fancy without the materials of outward Objects, and Subjects, than Nature can Create a World without matter to make it withall; so the Brain can no more Create Fancy without the help of the Senses, than Nature can Create a Creator without the help of Motion; for though Fancies are the works of the Brain, yet the Brain could not work unless it had something to work on; but Objects and Sub∣jects of Objects, may be divided in the Brain so small, or beaten so thin, as the first form may be beaten out, and when the first form is gone, we deny the matter, like as if we should deny that Paper is made with Rags, because the form of Rags is beaten out; thus by the subtill and curious motion of proud Conception joyned with the dazled memory, we deny the Senses a share, as not being Partners therein, or laboures thereof, the same way we conceive the Gods, for the Conceptions of the Gods is but minzed Ima∣ginations.

Exeunt.

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Scene 8.
Enter the Lady Censurer, and the Lady Examination.
EXamination.

Lady Censurer, pray what think you of the Lady Retorts wit, hath not she a great wit?

Censurer.

Oh fye, she hath a Chamber-Maids wit.

Examination.

What wit is that Lady?

Censurer.

Why a snip snaply wit.

Examination.

Indeed I have heard many Nursery Maids give so sharp and quick replies, as amongst some would be judged to be great wits, yet come to discourse seriously with them, and they were not much wiser than Beasts; but what do you think of the Lady Sharps wit?

Censurer

Her wit fetches the skin off of the Ears, it corrodes the minds of the hearers, more than Vinegar the tongues of the tasters.

Examination.

How approve you of the Lady Courtlyes wit?

Censurer.

Her wit is tedious, as all Complementing wits are, they tire the Ears of the hearers.

Examination.

What say you to the Lady Stronglines wit?

Censurer.

Her wit is costive, and is delivered with labour, difficulty, and pain.

Examination.

What think you of the Lady Learnings wit?

Censurer.

Her wit is an Alms Tub, it yields nothing but scraps, frag∣ments, and broken pieces.

Examination.

What think you of the Lady Subtilties wit?

Censurer.

Her wit is Lime, Twigs, Snares and Traps to catch Fools in or with.

Examination.

How like you the Lady Fancies wit?

Censurer.

Her wit indeed is a true Natural wit, it 'tis sweet and delight∣full, easy and pleasing, as being free and unconstrain'd.

Examination.

How like you the Lady Contemplations wit?

Censurer.

Her wit is wise, and distinguishing well: for all Comtemplative persons judge, weigh, and measure out the right and truth of every thing, and find out the easiest and profitablest wayes, by the help of consideration; yet Contemplative persons when they come into Company, or publick So∣cieties, their tongues do as Boys, that having been kept hard to their studies, when once they get a play day, they run wildly about, and many times do extravagant actions: so Contemplative persons when they are in Company their tongues speak extravagant words, and their behaviour for the most part is unnatural to their dispositions; but of all wits the Contempla∣tive wit is the best, by reason it is a neer Neighbour to Poetry.

Exeunt.
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