Souldier.
Madam, I am come here to offer you a Man, a Gentleman, and a Souldier, three Titles in me, the Person that loves you, honours you, and will serve and obey you, and think it no disgrace thus to alter the Care∣chism of our old written Matrimony: If you command the breeches, you shall not only have them, but the coat too; and when you are pleased to change the name of the Sex, the gray Mare shall be the better Horse: for 'tis ashame for a man to controll a woman, but always to obey and please them from the least to the greatest of their commands: for man never seems so much man, nor masculinely inthron'd under the cloth of State, in his Royal Chair of Courage, as when he is taken prisoner, and led captive by the Fe∣male Sex. Thus, fair Divine Lady, conquer'd, thus I beg, thus I yield, thus submit: VVherefore Lady, take me, and make your self happy and me.
No Musk nor Civet courtly words I use,
Nor Frenchez-pan promises to abuse
Your softer Sex, nor Spanish sweets to tell,
And bribe your quicker nostrils with the smell,
Or let a false tear down my cheek to fall,
And with dissembling kneeling therewithall,
Sigh my self into Air: these fools disdain,
These quarter-wits, O kick them back again:
Nor am I like a Justice of the Peace,
That woo's you just as he would buy a lease;
Nor like an Heir, whose Tutor for his sake
So many lyes of Joynter-houses make;
Nor like a Lawyer that would fain intail,
And when he's try'd, doth make a Jeofail;
Nay thousands more, that always do dissemble
For your sake, make my loving heart to tremble,
Lest you should be deceiv'd.
Admired Lady, fear not my Profession,
All my Drum-heads, I'll beat them to soft silence,
And every warlike Trumpet shall be dumb:
Our feared Colours now shall be torn off,
And all our Armour be condemn'd to rust,
Only my Sword I'll wear, the badge of man,
Por to defend you and your Honour-still.
Then Madam take me thus your loving Vassal,
When lying bragging Castrils will forsake you.