Mall Mean-bred.
Truly Sir I am but a Blouse.
Lord Title.
Think better of your self, and believe me.
Mall Mean.
My Father hath told me, I must not believe a Gentleman in such matters.
Lord Title.
Why sweetest? I am a Lord.
Mall Mean.
A Lord; Lord blesse your Worship then, but my Father gave me warning of a Lord, he said they might nay, say and swear too, and do any thing, for they were Peers of the Realm, there was no medling with them he said, without a Rebellion, blesse me from a Lord, for it is a naughty thing, as they say, I know not.
Lo. Title.
Do you value me so little, when I can make you an Apocryphal Lady?
Mall Mean.
The Apocrypha forsooth is out of my Book, I have been bred purer than to meddle with the Apocrypha, the Gods blesse us from it, and from all such ill things.
Lo. Title.
Well, in short, will you love me?
Mall Mean.
I am so ashamed to love a Lord forsooth that I know not how to behave my self.
Lo. Title.
I will teach you.
Mall Mean.
If your Honour will take the pains to teach a poor ignorant Country Maid, I will do the best I can to learn forsooth; but will it not be too much pains for your Honour, do you think?
Lo. Title.
No no, it will be both for my Honour, and my pleasure, and for the pleasure of my Honour.
Mall Mean-bred.
Blesse us, how the Lords doe. It backward and forward at their pleasure, the finest that ever was; but what would your Honour have of me?
Lo. Title.
By this kiss Ile tell you.
He goes to kiss her, she seems nice and coy.
Mall Mean.
O fie, fie, good your Honour, do not scandalize your lips to kisse mine, and make me so proud as never to kisse our Shepherd again.
He offers.
Lo. Title.
I will and must kisse you.
[He strives]
Mall Mean-bred.
Nay, good your Honour, good your Honour.
He kisses her.
What are you the better now? But I see there is no denying a Lord, for∣sooth it is not civil, and they are so peremptory too, the Gods blesse them, and make them their Servants.
Lo. Title.
This kisse hath so inflamed me, therefore for Loves sake, meet me in the Evening, in the Broom close here.
Mall Mean.
I know the Close forsooth, I have been there before now.
Lo. Title.
Well, and when we meet I will discover more than yet I have done.
Mall Mean.
So you had need forsooth, for nothing is discovered yet, either on your side, or mine, but I will keep my promise.
Lo. Title.
There spoke my better Angel; so adiew.
Mall Mean.
An Angel, I will not break my word for two angels, and I hope there will be no dew neither, God shield you forsooth.
Ex.
Here ends my Lord Marquesse.