Scene 12.
What is the reason that Mercury is feign'd to be the patron of Thieves?
That is to be the patron of Scholars, for Scholars are the greatest Thieves, stealing from the Authours they read, to their own use.
And why are Scholars counted the greatest Thieves?
Because that they steal the Spirits, or life of renown, out of the treasury of Fame; when all other sorts of Thieves steal but the goods of Fortune, which is nothing but a Corporal dross.
And why is he feigned the talkative God?
Because Scholars talk more than other men, and most com∣monly so much, as they will let none speak but themselves; and when there is a Company of Scholars together, they will be so fierce in disputes, as they will be ready to go to cuffs for the Prerogative of their opinion.
The Prerogative of the tongue you mean; but why are Scholars apt to talk most?
Because they overcharge their heads with several Authors, as Epicures do their Stomacks with variety of meats, and being overcharged, they are forced to vent it forth through the mouth, as the other through the gut; for the tongue, as a Feather, tickles the throat of Vainglory, vomiting out the slime of Learning, into the ears of the hearers; but some heads, as Stomacks which are naturally weak, are so grip'd, by reason it doth not dis∣gest well, as they vent nothing but windy Phrases; and other brains which are hot and moist, by reason of a facil memory, disgest so fast, as they do nothing but purge loose Sentences; and other brains that are too dry and Incipid, are so costive, as their restringency strains out nothing but strong lines.
What is that, Non-sense?