Scene 15.
Faith Wife, with sipping of your Gossiping-cups, I am half drunk.
Lord Husband! There were some of the Ladies that drank twice as much as you did, and were not drunk, and to prove they were not drunk, was that they talked as much before they drunk, as after; For there was such a confusion of words, as they could not understand each other, and they did no more, when they had drunk a great quantity of Wine.
That was a signe they were drunk, that they talked less, but how chance that you drank so little.
Truly, Wine is so nauseous to my taste, and so hatefull to my nostrils, as I was sick when the cup was brought to me.
I know not what it was to you, but to me it was pleasant, for your Ladies were so gamesome, merry and kind, as they have fired me with amorous love ever since.
Madam, the Lady Wagtail, and other Ladies, have sent to know if your Ladyship were within, that they might come and wait upon you.
Faith Nan, thou art a pretty wench.
What Husband? Do you kiss my maid before my face.
Why not Wife, as well as one of your sociable Ladies in a frollick, as you kiss me, I kiss Nan.
So, and when Nan kisses your Barber, he must kiss me.
Right, this is the kissing frollick, and then comes the stricking frollick, for you strike Nan, Nan gently strikes me, and I justly beat you, and end the frollicks with a —
What? a man and his Wife dully alone together! Fie for shame.
Lawfull love is the dullest and drouziest companion that is, for Wives are never thought fair, nor Husbands witty.