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The reverend Canvase.
SO lowd a lye on Sunday rung,
So thicke a troupe, so grave a thrung,
Assembled in a Church, to laugh,
At nothing? pardon heavens; when halfe
Had Gods marke on them? none so good
To satisfie the hungry croud;
With holsome doctrine; none so hardy
With an howers talke to quitt the tardy?
All silent brethren, and yet none
Can speake by inspiration?
Dares none so conscious of his merit,
Or presuming on the sperit,
With an edifying greeting
Gratulate this zealous meeting?
Is this a day or place (O sin!)
For such to have a canvse in?
Lord! how we sat like Queene Candace's
Eunuch, reading each other faces!
Expecting when some Philips heire
Would come to ascend the sacred chaire.
Whilst cousning Miles the bell still knockt
T' increase the number of the mockt?
But in conclusion all the cittie
Was bidden to a nunc dimitte,
And yet found no man to supply
The office of dumbe Zacharie
In our dismission, till wee tiring
The bell and pullpit both conspiring,