Two new playes ... written by Tho. Middleton, Gent.

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Two new playes ... written by Tho. Middleton, Gent.
Author
Middleton, Thomas, d. 1627.
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London :: Printed for Humphrey Moseley, and are to be sold at his shop ...,
1657.
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Scaen. 1.
Enter Leantio with Brancha, and Mother.
Mother.
THy sight was never yet more precious to me; Welcome with all the affecti∣on of a Mother, That comfort can express from natural love: Since thy birth-joy, a Mothers chiefest gladness. After sh'as undergone her curse of sorrows, Thou was't not more dear to me, then this hour Presents thee to my heart. Welcome again.
Leant.
'Las poor affectionate Soul, how her joys speak to me! I have observ'd it often, and I know it is The fortune commonly of knavish Children To have the lovingst Mothers.
Moth.

What's this Gentlewoman?

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Leant:
Speak low sweet Mother; you are able to spoil as many As come within the hearing: If it be not Your fortune to mar all, I have much marvel. I pray do not you teach her to rebel, When she's in a good way to obedience, To rise with other women in commotion Against their husbands, for six Gowns a year, And so maintain their cause, when they'r once up, In all things else that require cost enough. They are all of 'em a kinde of spirits soon rais'd, But not so soon laid (Mother) As for example, A womans belly is got up in a trice, A simple charge ere it be laid down again: So ever in all their quarrels, and their courses, And I'm a proud man, I hear nothing of 'em, They'r very still, I thank my happiness, And sound asleep; pray let not your tongue wake 'em. If you can but rest quiet, she's contented With all conditions, that my fortunes bring her to; To keep close as a wise that loves her husband; To go after the rate of my ability, Not the licentious swindg of her own will, Like some of her old school-fellows, she intends To take out other works in a new Sampler, And frame the fashion of an honest love, Which knows no wants; but mocking poverty Brings forth more children, to make rich men wonder At divine Providence, that feeds mouths of Infants, And sends them none to feed, but stuffs their rooms With fruitful bags, their beds with barren wombs. Good Mother, make not you things worse then they are, Out of your too much openness; pray take heed on't;

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Nor imitate the envy of old people, That strive to mar good sport, because they are per∣fit. I would have yoū more pitiful to youth, Especially to your own flesh and blood. I'll prove an excellent husband, here's my hand, Lay in provision, follow my business roundly, And make you a Grand-mother in forty weeks. Go, pray salute her, bid her welcome cheerfully.
Moth.
Gentlewoman, thus much is a debt of courtesie Which fashionable strangers pay each other At a kinde meeting; then there's more then one Due to the knowledge I have of your neerness: I am bold to come again, and now salute you By th'name of daughter, which may challenge more Then ordinary respect.
Leant.
Why this is well now, And I think few Mothers of threescore will mend it.
Moth.
What I can bid you welcome to, is mean; But make it all your own; we are full of wants, And cannot welcome worth.
Leant.
Now this is scurvy, And spake as if a woman lack'd her teeth. These old folks talk of nothing but defects, Because they grow so full of 'em themselves.
Branc.
Kinde Mother, there is nothing can be wanting To her that does enjoy all her desires. Heaven send a quiet peace with this mans love, And I am as rich, as Vertue can be poor; Which were enough after the rate of minde, To erect Temples for content plac'd here; I have forsook Friends, Fortunes, and my Country, And hourly I rejoyce in't. Here's my Friends, And few is the good number; thy successes

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How ere they look, I will still name my fortunes, Hopeful or spightful, they shall all be welcome: Who invites many guests, has of all sorts, As he that trafficks much, drinks of all fortunes, Yet they must all be welcome, and us'd well. I'll call this place the place of my birth now, And rightly too; for here my love was born, And that's the birth-day of a womans joys. You have not bid me welcome since I came.
Leant.

That I did questionless.

Branc.
No sure, how was't? I have quite forgot it.
Leant.

Thus.

Branc.
Oh Sir, 'tis true; Now I remember well: I have done thee wrong, Pray tak't again Sir.
Leant.
How many of these wrongs Could I put up in an hour? and turn up the Glass For twice as many more.
Moth.

Wilt please you to walk in daughter?

Branc.
Thanks sweet Mother; The voice of her that bare me, is not more pleasing.
Exeunt.
Leant.
Though my own care, and my rich Masters trust, Lay their commands both on my Factorship, This day and night, I'll know no other business But her and her dear welcome. 'Tis a bitterness To think upon to morrow, that I must leave her Still to the sweet hopes of the weeks end, That pleasure should be so restrain'd and curb'd After the course of a rich Work-master, That never pays till Saturday night. Marry it comes together in a round sum then, And do's more good you'll say: Oh fair ey'd Flo∣rence!

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Didst thou but know, what a most matchless Jewel Thou now art Mistress of, a pride would take thee, Able to shoot destruction through the bloods Of all thy youthful Sons; but 'tis great policy To keep choice treasures in obscurest places: Should we shew Theeves our wealth, 'twould make 'em bolder; Temptation is a Devil will not stick To fasten upon a Saint; take heed of that; The Jewel is cas'd up from all mens eyes. Who could imagine now a Gem were kept, Of that great value under this plain roof? But how in times of absence? what assurance Of this restraint then; yes, yes? there's one with her. Old Mothers know the world; and such as these, When Sons lock Chests, are good to look to Keys.
Exit.
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