Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.

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Title
Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.
Author
Hickes, William, fl. 1671.
Publication
London :: printed for Hen. Rhodes, next door to the Swan-Tavern, near Bride-Lane in Fleet street,
1686.
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English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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"Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A43690.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 13, 2024.

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314.

A man that had been a Four years Voy∣age at Sea, and when he came home, his dear and Vertuous Wife coming to meet and welcome him home, brought a little Boy in her Arms of a Twelve month Old; which he preceiving,

Umph, says, he: And Umph, says she, agen, you might

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have come home sooner then: Why, says he, I came home as soon as my conveni∣ency would give me leave: And I, says she, staid as long as my conveniency would give me leave: Well, says he, whose Child is this? Why mine, says she, and that that is mine is yours, for I can lawfully call nothing my own but my Ring, Fillet, and Hair-lace, and therefore the Child is yours; How will you prove it, says he? Why thus, says she, here hold it in your Arms; and as he took it, Now says she, I freely give it you. Nay now, says he; I am satisfied, and know 'tis mine; there∣fore prithee get it a good Nurse; for I'll have none of my Children that comes so easily to be Nurst at home.

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