Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.

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Title
Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.
Author
Hickes, William, fl. 1671.
Publication
London :: printed for Hen. Rhodes, next door to the Swan-Tavern, near Bride-Lane in Fleet street,
1686.
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English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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"Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A43690.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 13, 2024.

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57.

A Fellow was accused before a Justice for calling a woman Whore: the Justice ask'd, why he did so? he told him,

Be∣cause he had lain with her above a hun∣dred times. O pray Sir, says she, don't be∣lieve him: for he never lay with me but 3 times in his life, and then he promised to give me half a Crown a time; but I will assure you, Sir, I never receiv'd one pen∣ny of him. And why did you not ask him for it? says the Justice, Indeed Sir, says she, I did often call upon him for it, nay I call'd him Rogue too, because he would not pay me: why then, says the Justice, do you think him a Rogue? yes truly, Sir, says she, to aggravate the matter, he is a very Rogue: Nay, says the Justice, Then 'tis pity that a Rogue and a Whore should be parted, and so sent them both to Pri∣son together;
then they both intreated him: Nay, says the Justice, confess and be hang'd; and so sent them both a∣way.

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