Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.

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Title
Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.
Author
Hickes, William, fl. 1671.
Publication
London :: printed for Hen. Rhodes, next door to the Swan-Tavern, near Bride-Lane in Fleet street,
1686.
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English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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"Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A43690.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 13, 2024.

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198.

A Gallant being a Suiter to a Rich Wi∣dow; when ever he went to wait upon her in the Country where she lived, he would hire one Man or other to wait up∣on him thither, and never came twice with one Man; at last the Gallant being to go into the West, came to take his leave of the Widow, and when he had done, I pray Sir, says she, give me leave to take my leave of your Man too? He asked her what she

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meant by that? O, says she, there's more reason that I should take my leave of him than of you, for happily I may see you agen, but am confident I shall never see your Man agen: Why, Widow, says he, this is a great mistake in you now, for these that have waited upon me hither, are all my own Servants that I keep at Board wages, purposely to attend me and look to my Horses; and the reason why I brought not one Man twice, was because thou shouldest see that 'twas a Man of Fortune came to wooe thee, by keeping so many Servants as I do; and when we are married, my dear Widow, then thou shalt see them all together, and not before: Well Sir, says she, I believe you say truly.

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