Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.

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Title
Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P.
Author
Hickes, William, fl. 1671.
Publication
London :: printed for Hen. Rhodes, next door to the Swan-Tavern, near Bride-Lane in Fleet street,
1686.
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Subject terms
English wit and humor -- Early works to 1800.
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"Coffee-house jests. Refined and enlarged. By the author of the Oxford jests. The fourth edition, with large additions. This may be re-printed, Feb. 25. 1685. R.P." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A43690.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 13, 2024.

Pages

130.

A Scholar coming home from Cambridge to his Father, his Father askt him what he had learnt? Why Father, says he, I'll prove that this Capon is better than the bles∣sing of God. How Zon, says he, come let's hear it; Why thus, Father, says he, no∣thing you know is better than the blessing of God, and this Leg of the Capon is bet∣ter than nothing; Ergo▪ Tarbox, thou meanest, says his Father. And well, and what else canst thou do? Why, says he, I'll prove these two Chickens to be three; thus, here's one: Well, says his Father, and here's another, that's two: Well, says he, and is not one and two three? Well, says his Fa∣ther, you have spoke very well, here Wife, do thee take one, and I'll take t'other; and

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and our Zon shall have the third, cause he found it out.

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