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Why Barbars are News-mon∣gers? (Book 21)
Omnibus & lippis notum & Tonsoribus.
IT was the custom, it seems, in Rome, for blinde men having nothing else to do, and idle per∣sons having little else to do, to come to the Bar∣bars shop, as frequently as we do now to the Change, or Burse, Coffy-houses, to hear news. What wonder then is it, if the Barbar amongst us also becomes a Statesman? (For the same custome is still used) when so many Sir Pols, Athe∣nians and lovers of News daily and hourly bring him intelligence? For this cause Actius the South∣sayer, and Tarquins Barbar (as I suppose) who with his Razour would cut a Whestone in too, was ever by Tarquin and the people consulted with in all publique Affairs.
Some have hence disputed, whether a Princes Barbar be not therefore enobled? And Angelus and Iason have both concluded the affirmative, because he sticks so close to the Princes side, being à Secretis, ever alone, and first with him in the Morning.
Why may not our noble Triptolemus then, that can cut an hair in two, be the best News-Monger,