Q. Who is Pyrat of the Narrow Seas?
A. He that privately and closely stealeth his Liquor.
Q. Who is Master-Gunner?
A. He that is troubled with the Hickup.
Q. Who is the Cook?
A. He that is still smoaking with a Pipe at his Nose.
Q. Who is Trumpetter?
A. He that belcheth either backward or for∣word.
Q. What other Officers, have they in Respect and Dignity, Civil or Martial?
A. Every Office is filled and thronged.
Q. What are their Civil Officers, who is their Ma∣yor-Domo or Grand Steward?
A. He that is unruly in his Cups, swaggers, flings Pots and Drawers down stairs, breaks Glas∣ses, and beats the Fidlers about the room.
Q. Who is Mr. Comptroler?
A. He that cuts down signs and bushes.
Q. Who is Principal Secretary?
A. He that wins the favour of his Hostesses-Daughter to lie with her.
Q. Who is Mr. of the Ceremonies?
A. He that stands upon his strength and begins new Healths.
Q. Who is Oliver, or Master of the Novelties?
A. He that begins new frolicks.
Q. Who is a Mr. of Misrule?
A. He that flings Cushions, Napkins, Trench∣ers, Pint-Pots, Quart-Pots, Tobacco-Pipe, &c. about room.
Q. Who is Mr. of the Wardrobe.
A. He that wanting Money, pawns his Cloak.
Q. Who is Clerk of the Kitching?