The false favourit disgrac'd. and, The reward of loyalty. A tragi-comedy, never acted.
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- The false favourit disgrac'd. and, The reward of loyalty. A tragi-comedy, never acted.
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- D'Ouvilly, George Gerbier.
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- London, :: Printed by Wil. Wilson, for Robert Crofts, and are to be sold at his shop, at the Crown in Chancery Lane, under Sergeants Inne.,
- 1657.
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The false Favourit DISGRAC'D. AND, The Reward of Loyalty.
Actus primus.
Scena prima.
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Laugh'd at'm?
Oh sir, extreamly—she laugh'd untill she leak'd, she wept with laughing.
It could not be, at them; they were too serious; upon mine honour, I ne're compos'd a copy of more pure poetry, and drest in such rich language; in my opinion, they were exquisite
No doubt, Sir, and yet she might laugh at'em. Our women of this age are growne so wise, that what we think meritorious, they be∣lieve ridiculous; and sometimes it falls out so, they erre not ever.
Pugh! the style was too lofty, and the conceit tickelish and profound; her weak capacity could not reach the meaning.
It may be so: What was the subject?
Her selfe the generall, and every part par∣ticulariz'd.
Why there's it; will you tickle a womans profundity with a lofty style, and she not laugh at the conceit? it is impossible.
Well, I do hope to nose Vatimius yet, and marry fair Rosania my self.
And leave the Lady Dianetta to wear the willow?
No, I'le court her for a Mistresse, the other for a Wife•• 'tis providently usuall— Who's that knocks?
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Apprentises thread-bare cloak; or Seamster, in pittifull foul linnen, is come (with lamentation) to woo for mony.
Signior, your Shoo-maker, very im∣portunate, desires some short conference with you.
Say ••'me abroad.
Sir, it boots not, he knowes your constant hour too well; saies, you are ne'r caparrison'd till twelve.
Tell him, he's a rogue, and he lies.
Not I, Sir, 'twill bear an action; call a man a rogue for telling truth! If you have not what he comes for, money, at least give him good words.
I never shall endure his importunity.
I have a present means to give him suddain motion.—
What do'st mean?
So now, be angry, that the straitnesse of your boot, forced you to cut it, or you could not have worn 'em: and seem impatient.
Let me alone.
Good-morrow to your Worship.
In good time, Sir. What? you come for money, but are like to go without. Pox on your neat work; I must cut new boots, or cannot wear 'em; besides, incur my Lord's displeasure;
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who verry now in great haste sent for me. Another would return 'em on your hands, but I am mer∣cifull, and you know it well enough, therefore presume: but have a care, for if this trade hold, you'l quickly break.
I am afraid so.
Sir, I desire your pardon for these, your next shall make amends.
They shall? and when?
By tomorrow this time.
Go to, fail not, if you fail me, I'le fail you.
Nay, that's sure enough.
Thou necessary villain; let me hug thee.
Peugh, this is nothing, I have seen a hun∣dred of these tricks in Town. Now must you make a vertue of necessity, and neatly tie it up with this new fashion'd Ribband; and, ere tomorrow at night, 'twill prove a fashion.
Excellent Carlo! Again? who's there now? But 'tis no matter, now I know the trick on't, I shall be even with some more of ye.
The Lord Hipolito hath sent for you.
I attend.
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This suites the forward issue of a new fashion; yet, am I almost confident, she'l make it elder by a month, then that I gave my man a year since. Well, I must humour her; but if she continue thus, when we are married, we must
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wear my woods upon our backs, or (like th∣Tortoise) carry our houses about us. 'Tis rue mor'd, I shall have her, which I've confirmed, although she never made me any promise, and I strongly believe 't; for I am tearmed the object of the Ladies, and the exact Courtier: Should it go otherwise, I should be bravely laugh'd at. But I'le to her, and know a certainty, for I can scarcely hold out any longer.
Vatinus, well mett•• So early ready? and so quaintly drest? Trust me, this is not ordinary, but I suppose, the Dukes intended visit to Luci∣bella, with the Princesse, with whom Rosania goes, occasioned this unaccustomed expedition.
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Actus secundus,
Scena prima.
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Actus Tertius.
Scena Prima.
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An't please your honour, I have a letter to deliver to Vatinius, whom this man serves; and fairely asking him Whether his Master were at home, or not? he eccho'd still my words: I lov'd not to be jeer'd, and thus it grew.
And I have another letter for F••mante, whom that man serves. I question'd him a like, but jeer'd him not: yet I could do no less then to defend my selfe.
And now I have a undertaking for yee, which perform'd, Ile make what I have given yee fifty pistolls.
Well; first performe your Patrones charge! 'tis duty: then dress your wounds; which are not many, nor yet mortall: and two houres hence, downe in the walkes, behind the grand palazza, meet me! where I'le instruct yee.
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Jacamo, I cry thee mercy: w'are good friends again, I'le stay for thee at Catarina's, where I'le spend my crown, for confirmation of our af∣ter friendship.
I much rejoyce to see this long•• wish'd alteration in your Lady: may heav'n, by a con∣tinuall addition of new comforts, confirme her joy.
I, with my soul, desire the same•• poore Lady she doth need it.
'T was much beyond my expectation (hearing the late report) to see so many decent smiles dimple her cheekes; and heare such plea∣sant accents flow from her long greefe-ty'd tongue.
Indeed the change was suddaine, yet for some private end, known only to her selfe; she de∣sires a confirmation rather than contradiction, of this report.
I cannot keep so great a comfort from the Princess; but they're one soule.
How beares the duke his passion? they say he's neere distraction.
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If our proverb be true; that sayth, there is no smoak but where ther's some fire, you should be valiant; for your denomination as well as action, denotes you to be vapour; conse∣quently full of choller: Whether that be, or no vallour! I dispute not: our Suddaine tryall will prove the better Touch-stone. That you have af∣fronted me, and grocely, is, and that I will be re∣venged for the affront, shall be, most certaine: therefore at sixe in the evening, in the grove of Sicamores, expect such fury, as provoked justice can inflict on so notorious an offender! which is (at least) death, by the hand of the injur'd and therefore enraged
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Nor shall ye pleasure me alone, but both your Patrons: when each (like a good servant) shall beat his Master's Enemy; which themselves, will be afraid to doe: besides revenge the hurts you have received; through their occasion.
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Can you as well acquit your selfe, of the igno∣ble wrongs committed by your selfe, unworthi∣ly,
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'gainst me? as I of what you charge me with; this meeting, rather will confirme our former friendship, then breed farther difference.
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Actus Quartus,
Scena Prima.
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A reasonable man, would think I had bin beaten sufficiently, to make my rampant flesh lie couchant: I'le be sworne there's scarse roome left for a single solde, about my body, of its na∣tive hew, but all's soffisticated by th' abusive cudgel, and yet all will not doe—I have an extreame itching to be mounting some Court Madam, and (above the rest) Dianetta, whose late compassion promis'd very fairely, were't but effected; were quit with my po∣etique rival, I have resolv'd to trye the encoun∣ter, and first, I'le prove her temper with rich pre∣sents; which grac'd by her reception, accesse must follow—however, 'tis but disgesting of a denyall—or (at worst) another beating; which, when a man's once us'd to, seems nothing: and see where luckely she comes oh for this win∣ning language.
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He shall have no such cause, as I intend to handle him: and see, he keepes as con∣stant to me as my shaddow.
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Faire an't shall like you, but not yet full threescore till come the day of innocents, when I, and my late dead husband (peace be with his
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bones!) were borne: he priz'd this face indeed and term'd it faire, and oft (full of desire) with speaking touches, would bewray his fondness— thus; then in my bosome, and, nere was well but when a pidling with—my double chin: a kind poore fool it was! and then his lips (wearied in my due praise) would crave refresh∣ment on the red velvet pallet of my soft cheeks, which I (kind as himselfe) must give him thus— and thus—which he receav'd
Another will kill me—she hath a breath loathsomely-strong as the corrupted ••••ncke of a dead horse-fed-hound—
A lass extreames in any thing are hurt∣full: yet (as they say) though he is not, my widdowhood hath youthfull friends; such as not thinke my, yet passable face, and yeares con∣temptible— A Fort, cause antient, ••s not to be forsooke; whilst stored with munition—I'm able yet for service.
Shall you? you'l find•• me mettle to the
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backe: and though my eyes be no twinn'd-suns, as be young Dianetta's; you may see babies there, that (as they say) may take you.
I am the private entry through which you safely may walke unto your desires; indeed the very key that opens to successe.
But use, the youngling gently! or you
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may spoile her gate: which will give vild in∣dition to some about the Court, as wanton as your selfe, and then you know her honour.—
Actus Quintus,
Scena Prima.
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I was never so abus'd since I was swadl'd, have I liv'd to th' eye of the world thus
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long unspotted? and now (through my own folly) must appear thus besmeared? did I'scape go∣ing to the grave my last rash undertaking, to be sent up in th' ayre, like a cas'd bladder; and let fall again that my posteriours rebounded? then footed too, by halfe a dozen hard toe'd Rascalls that had no more mercy then the clowns hob∣nail'd Shunne have of a foot ball, when they play a match? to be tost (like an unhappy Cat) in a foule menstruous blanket wool'd with fleas, which the wise mother of the Maids, thirty yeares since, for her two fold accommodation, plac'd in the garret to purifie the guilded brimms of the close stoole pan, and keep smalecole in, to kindle the Ladyes fire with: was that your glorious cover∣lid to entertaine me? curse on the courtesie; I have had but a cold entertainment—but an ill welcome.
I thinke you will not brag o••t.
Then—which is worse—I feare they'l turne me out of doors, thus—as I am—like one of Vulcans limping priests (for I am lam'd) and not suffer me to enjoy the private priveledges of this coole yard, so shame me to eternity—hum —twould be but harsh dealing.
Yet short of your deserving
But not to be avoyded, were they re∣solved? I now begin to see my errour, and find that shame still followes sin; my unfeigned sor∣row shall implore her pardon, for my presum∣tuous
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insolence, which obtain'd, I have done courting.
Think what we will of women, this I find They may be truly vertuous, yet seeme kind—They may, Vatinius: and I am glad of your conversion.
Dianetta hath o••••e heard your penitential la∣mentation, and is content not only to forgive, but to forget what ever's past—provided, you be serious, and not fall agen to your abusive trade 'gainst Ladies.
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For a set season; but e're long (with safety) I may give you satisfaction meane time I'le wait upon you to the Lord Hipolito's; and promise to be merry.
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I'm sorry for the untimely death of the good fryer, and for the villaines flight, that flew him, whom my impartiall justice should have made a terrible example for prevention of like impiety.
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Will strike your soules with terrour, when yee heare't. All but the Princess, and himselfe, (had
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not the Duke Inspir'd from heav'n come in) I should have sent, To death's cold tenements, with a draught of wine, commix'd with a strange drug would not have wrought
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I see y' are full of thoughts: heere—I resigne my right in Lucebella; not that I am wea∣ry of my happiness, but choose, rather, to suffer nobly; then have lou'd Chronicles report I us'd a stranger prince discourteously. Take her!
I may receave with honour, now; what I before rofus'd. I thankfully accept her— but, as freely, do Returne her—and may peace, Waite on your blest Conjunction!—heere's my choice, If, Madam, you consent?—