Poems and translations, written upon several occasions, and to several persons by a late scholar of Eaton.
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Anacreontiques.
ODE I. Love.
AS lately on my sleepy Bed I laid my sick and drowsie head, And Night it self with me lay dead▪ The Heavens nodded, Nature snor'd, When Winking Morpheus gave the word Silence; and at the Court of Night 'Twas time to hang out every Light: Now wearied Limbs took their repose, When troubled Minds began to dose; When twinkling Stars could hardly keep Themselves from dropping fast asleep; Some dimm'd and shot, but others fell: Close was the silence, deep as Hell. Half the Creation joyntly slept, Clouds Sympathetick Showers wept. The Moon, like all the rest, was gone To Bed to her Endymion.Page 5
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ODE II. The Letter-Carrier.
TEll me, amiable Dove, Thou great Embassadour of Love, A Spokes man fit for amorous Jove; Tell me, tell me, why such hast? Whither is't you flie so fast? Where didst thou thy breath perfume? From what Spicy Country come? From whence, with thy Mercurial Wing, Dost thou these Heavenly Odours bring? Swimming through th' ambitious Air, Proud to kiss thy Wings so fair, Leaving a scent of sweetness there. Tell me who it is, will be So honour'd with thy companie? The Dove replied, What would I give, Poor Dove, for a Preservative From Coxcombs so inquisitive? Pray what are my concerns to you? But since 'tis your desire to know, And Medlers will not be said no: (Save me, ye Gods; for what offence Must I be kill'd by Impertinence?)Page 8
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ODE III. Gold.
COuld the Misers heaps of Gold Flatter Death to quit her hold; Or would Hell be so content, To take money for her Rent; Could a man at any rate, Bribe inexorable Fate; Could he get Charon in the mind To leave his Passengers behind, When he has once his Earnest paid; Could this Spirit be ever laid By all the Magick and the Spells Of Conjuring Misers in their Cells; Would Mercury but load himself, Instead of men, with loads of Pelf; Cumber up Hell with Bags of Coin; Could he prevail with Proserpine: 'Twould be a notable Design.Page 12
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ODE IV. Grey Hairs.
WHither fliest thou, O my Dear, And leav'st a melting Lover here, Dying, sinking in Despair? Is my Reverend Hoary Grey, Such a Bug-bear in your way? What makes you look so ghast, and stare As if you're frightned at my Hair? Because your self's so wondrous fair? Because your Cheeks, so lovely red, Can make Aurora hide her head, And blushing run agen to bed? Make baffled Venus lose her Trade, The emulous Roses blast and fade?Page 15
ODE V. Drink.
WHen Wine has fum'd into my head, My busie Senses all lie dead, And melancholy Megrims sink Into the Ocean of my Drink: This Whirl-pool swallows them all up; And at the bottom of my CupPage 16
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Anacreon's Blessing.
WHen Sleep had clos'd my weary Eyes, Sleep, that Door of Mysteries; On wing'd Chimaera's straight convey'd, Where Centinels of Visions play'd Before the Gates of Night and Shade; Arriv'd at spacious Fairy Land, With Sibyl's Bough, and Morpheus Wand, My Fancy on an Object wrought, An Object worthy of a thought; That which by day-time did engage My mind in a Poetick Rage, When all my Senses seal'd up, lay Free from the business of the day; My roving Brains again pursu'd, (Thô the Conception was but rude) And once again with Joy renew'd. Methought Anacreon appear'd, An old man with a Reverend Beard, Old, yet had a graceful look; With a Bottle and a Book;Page 18
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Bion Idyl. 4.
〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, &c.
To Mrs. M———— Dr————r.
'TIS the effect of Love, not servile Fear, The Muses fit their Songs to Cupid's Ear: Proud at his feet to lay their Scepters down, And pay Allegiance to their Soveraign's Crown. 'Tis only Love inspires Apollo's Lute, Without that Harmony the Musick's Mute. The Harp of Eloquence, Venus fairly won At Pythian Games, a Present for her Son. Orpheus may tune up his Melodious Strings, Yet none so sweetly as the Siren sings. For that Apostate (an eternal shame Confound the Rebel, and his hateful Name!) Whose Actions all run counter to his Oath, His debauch'd Judgment counter to them both; Dull scribling Traytor, who would fain infuse Treason into the heart of every Muse; The wholsome streams of our Parnassus mud Wirh nasty Dregs of Wine, and Lakes of Bloud; With cold admittance thinks to baffle Love, Blasphemously the God a Bastard prove;Page 22
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A Greek EPIGRAM to Hemiera. To Madam A— R—.
WHen Pallas arm'd, met Venus in the Field, Will you, said she, the Prize of Beauty yield? Venus reply'd, If naked with my Charms I can prevail, what need have I of Arms?The SNOW-BALL. A Translation. To Madam D— B—
I Dera Snow-balls made, and at me threw; What can a persecuted Lover do? What Labyrinths are these in which I rove? Inextricable are the Schools of Love. Ev'n Snow, O Irony! to Fire she turns, And every Vein, with cold struck thorough, burns. Ah what so cold! yet that she could inspire, With heat enough to kindle my desire, Thrown only by her hands it set my heart on fire.Page 24
To Idera wearing a MASK. A SONG To Madam M— R—.
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Bion Idyl. 2.
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To Mr. Dryden.
A Little Stripling once a shooting went, And hot he was, and on his Game intent: He spy'd the little blinking Buzzard, Love, Sculking in a thick shady Myrtle Grove; With joy and wonder struck, first stones he flung, And then his Bow, sure of his Buzzard, strung: Close by the Tree, a Fated Arrow drew, But Love too quick, still to another flew, And all the Archer's Policy would not do. Then to a good old Man he did himself apply, Told him the News, and shew'd Love perching up on high. The Gaffer Plough-man smiling, shook his head, Pleas'd with the fancy, to the Artist said, Leave shooting, Youngster, and believe my words, These are but feather'd Monsters, Beasts of Birds. Were you at man's estate, he'd act your part; Love's a damn'd Marks-man at a season'd heart. Thô he flies now, then would he follow you, And as a greedy Vultur close pursue. You are too young, he's for a noble Prey; Yet lest he take a liking to you, get you hence away.Page 28
A PARAPHRASE On the twenty third Idyl. of Theocritus, From the beginning to 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, &c.
To Idera.
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Chorus 1. Of Seneca's Agamemnon.
To my Lord Townshend.
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Parting with His Dear Brother, Mr. Ash Wyndham.
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C. O.
To Mr. G. L. an ODE.
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The SPRING. To Mr. Ben. Wrightson.
Ver adeò frondi nemorum, ver utile sylvis: Vere tument terrae, & genitalia semina poscunt. Vir. geor. 2.
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Non alios primâ crescentis origine Mundi Illuxisse Dies, aliumve habuisse tenorem Crediderim. Ver illud erat: ver magnus agebat Orbis, &c. Vir. Geor. 2.
Learning.
WHen dismal Chaos did the World confound, And all lay in a common Deluge drown'd, Horror, Despair, and Death reign'd all around.Page 52
To Mr. R. Smith of King's Colledge in Cambridge.
Ingentes animos angusto in Corpore versant. Vir. Geor. 4.
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To Idera in Mourning, Going into Mourning Himself soon after.
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A Paradox in Praise of Ambition.
To his dear Friend Mr. Edw. Taylour, of Merton Colledge in Oxford.
—Deus immortalis haberi Dum cupit Empedocles, ardentem fervidus Aetnam Insiluit. Horat. de Arte Poeticâ.
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To Idera. Age in a Looking-glass.
O quam continuis, & quantis longa senectus Plena malis! deformem, & tetrum ante omnia vultum, Dissimilemque sui, deformem pro cute pellem, Pendentesque genas, & tales adspice jugas, Quales umbriferos ubi pandit Tabraca saltus, In vetulâ scalpit jàm mater simia buccâ, &c. Juv. Sat. 10.
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SOLITƲDE. To his dear Brother, Mr. Ash Wyndham.
Sic ego secretis possum bene vivere sylvis, Qua nulla humano sit via trita pede. Tu mihi curarum requies, tu nocte vel atrâ Lumen, & in solis tu mihi Turba locis.
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Rura mihi & rigui placeant in vallibus amnes; Flumina amem, silvasque inglorius. O, ubi campi, Sperchiúsque, & virginibus bacchata Lacaenis Taygeta! O, qui me gelidis in vallibus Haemi Sistat, & ingenti ramorum protegat umbra! &c. Fortunatus & ille, deos qui novit agrestes, Pana{que} Silvanum{que} senem, Nymphasque sorores. Vir. Geor. 2.
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To a young Lady that constantly slept at Church.
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To Idera, Putting a Copy of Verses in at her Window at Midnight.
Nox erat & Coelo fulgebat Luna sereno, Inter minora sydera—
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To Idera, Speechless.
Dicere quae puduit, scribere jussit amor.
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INCƲRABLE. To Idera.
Hei mihi! quòd nullis amor est medicabilis herbis.
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To the Ingenious Mr. Barker. Saul's Witch of Endor.
A Long and prosperous Reign had Saul enjoy'd, With the excess of Peace and Plenty cloy'd, Of dayly Triumphs and new Trophies proud, Not one Eclipse, nor melancholy Cloud; In Peace, his Peoples Guardian, and their Shield, Always his Arms victorious in the Field; Fraught with Success, and passive Duty crown'd, None that durst question his Proceedings, found, When now for Bloud his thirsty Spirits crav'd, (Like Diomede's Horses) he for Man's flesh rav'd. His Sword already had been satisfy'd, Reaking from Enemy's fresh Wounds, new dy'd With purple Gore and a polluted Tide. Well then for change, th' ungrateful wretch intends To sheath it in the bosom of his Friends: And he must have that Life, that was laid down For God's, for Israel's Honour, and the Crown; When conscious Jealousie, and pretended Zeal, Upon Ambition whet the envious Steel. David, who did a Miracle for Saul, Must stand a Mark for Javilins at the Wall:Page 85
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To Mrs. B. Wright, On her Incomparable Poetry.
LOng since my thoughts did thus forboding tell, The Muses would our Governours expel, To their own Crown raise up a Female Heir, One of their Sex the Diadem should wear: The time's expir'd, my Jealousie proves true, We have a Queen, but thanks to Heaven 'tis you; Before in all things else we did submit, Madam! in all things else, but only Wit: With this Prerogative we could not part, But in its stead each yielded up his heart. Such was our vain Self-love and stubborn Pride, What will not bend, must break; in vain we try'd Our Title, nor must ev'n the Inheritance divide But now (as Captives to a Conquerour) We must surrender all into your power: With conscious Blushes must your Praise exert, Reflecting on our selves in your desert. Eve first sought Knowledge from the fatal Fruit; (Why should we Vertue to false ends impute?) Whilst lazy Adam shrug'd, was very loth To part with Darling Ignorance and Sloth:Page 92
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A Fragment of Catullus. Advice to Hemiera.
To Madam A— R—.
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The PARADOX, To Idera.
STesichorus, and Orion blind, receiv'd their sight, One by Apollo's Numbers, th'other by his Light.Page 96
To Idera, Dreaming she was Angry.
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Ovid's Amorum Lib. 3. Eleg. 9. On the death of Tibullus. To Mr. William Lloyd.
IF Heaven's Eye, the bright Aurora, shrouds Her troubled Face under a Veil of Clouds, And every Morning cursing her own Womb, With fragrant Tears bedews her Memnon's Tomb: If Thetis does her watry Fountains drain, And with salt roaring Billows fill the Main; Black Waves, as Mourners, for her Son provide, And every day lament him with a Tide: If Deities themselves submit to Fate, Needs must Mortality sink with such a weight. Come, mournful Elegy, with dishevel'd hair, Sad as thy Stile, thy Face, and hopeless as Despair: That as too true, thy Nature and thy Name, So now thy Habit too may be the same. Tibullus stampt with every beauteous Grace, So faintly shadow'd in thy pensive Face, Inspir'd ev'n from the Womb with thy own strain, That Soul that ne're conceiv'd a thought in vain; Thy Pride, thy Heir, thy Glory, and thy Fame, Thy All is fewel for his fatal Flame.Page 99
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To Idera, Having by some Mischance so hurt her self as to halt.
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To Mr. Omnibon.
A Disswasive from that Effeminate Passion of Love.
OFF (Thyrsis!) with this melancholick Fit, Nor like a Purgatory Fresh-man sit; In love, my Thyrsis, and pretend'st to Wit! What, reconcil'd! and canst thou not forbear? What, pardon those that did to pieces tear Thy Brother Orpheus? what, not Love forswear? Love, that damn'd Leprosie, infectious Pest, All Africa's Monsters kennell'd in his breast. Tell me not 'tis a sin to break your Vows Of Lovers, perjury Jove himself allows. No—he's an Ass that Womankind adores: Let Bacchus kick the Bastard out of doors. Come then dip the blind Rogue in a full Bowl, And let Wine's Spirits elevate your Soul. For Love will vanish at his Brother's sight, So Phoebus dims the Lamps that rule the Night: So Antidotes rank Poyson can expel: And so one Witch undoes another's Spell: So Musick helpeth when Tarantula's sting; And Orpheus can as well as Sirens sing.Page 109
To Idera, Writing her Name in Snow, which melt∣ing to Water, froze, and soon after thaw'd.
YOur Name on fallen Snow I seal'd; The melting drops to Ice congeal'd: In Crystal Prints the Letters shine, And their material white refine. Here daily, hourly as I pass By this heavenly Looking-glass, I see the picture of my Face, And the reflecting Name embrace. But as by Images of Wax The Witch a real Body racks; So as my Heart within consumes, Ice Snow, Snow Water, reassumes. My Flames do all your Cold withdraw, Till we resolve on better Law, That you shall never freeze, to thaw. For thus well arm'd, you can defie A thousand Deaths at once let flie, Laugh to see Duserastes die. With your Temptations, millions strong, To do me right, you do me wrong.Page 110
A Propitiatory Sacrifice, To the Ghost of J— M— by way of Pastoral, in a Dialogue between Thyrsis and Co∣rydon.
To his dear Brother Mr. Ash Wyndham.
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Oldham's GHOST. A Dream. To Mr. Ro. Townshend.
ALL husht and still, Night's melancholy shade The dusky Arch of Heaven had overspread; The very Beasts of Prey their Wandrings ceast; The little Birds their murm'ring Notes supprest: No Star appear'd, no Noise, no Wind was heard, And neither Bough, nor Leaf, nor Blossom stir'd. When on the sweating ground I silent lay On Flowery Beds under a fragrant Bay, Whose sweetness suck'd my emulous breath away. Now parting with my Reason and my Sence, Slumbers as soft, as sweet as Innocence,Page 118
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On The Death of the late Duke of Ormond.
Ipse tibi jam brachia contrahit ardens Scorpius, & coeli justâ plus parte reliquit.
To Mr. William Butler.
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To Mr. R. Nichols. On the Little Man that was show'd for a Sight all over England. In imitation of a Greek Epigram out of Lucilius.
A Grave Philosopher of old, that taught The World at first was out of Atoms brought, Had Fate projected in his time, thy Birth; When Epicurus thus conceiv'd the Earth; He would have made the Universe of thee: As much less than diminutive Atoms be. Or this at least he would for granted take, Heaven did out of thee those Atoms make. Man, the World's Microcosm, all allow: The Microcosm of an Atom Thou!Page 125
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth.
To Mrs. Mary Nichols.
WHat Angel's voice thus ecchoes thrô the Sky, Thus rowls along, and breaks in Harmony? Rejoyce, rejoyce, for thy Redemption's nigh. Ah! what soft welcome Airs salute my Ears! Airs! that enchant the Stars, and charm the Spheres! The Clouds all melt away! succeeding Light And glorious Pomp dazle my fixed sight! The Elements give back, and bow the knee, Whilst Seraphs dance unto the Melody; But I alone stand weeping by the Tree: Not yet the Tree of Life, a melancholy Cross; There seek for Remedy, and bewail my loss. For in my Saviour's absence, that long while, Nothing could force, no not a feigned smile; Nor make me blot the Copy he had set, Whose Eyes were never wanton, often wet; Whose Sufferings Agonies, drops of Bloud his Sweat. But now He's come! the Herald did proclaim, And bow'd with Reverence at his Sacred Name. My ravish'd Soul fell down before his Throne, And now I knew it was the Holy One.Page 126
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To Idera, The Apology for Silence.
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The Dumb Discovery.
To Idera.
THô Cupid flames from Vulcan stole, And made a Bonfire of my Soul; Resolv'd from Aetna to remove, There to set up his Forge for Love: With this perswasion prepossest, That Flames pent in a narrow Breast, Would dispatch sooner poyson'd Darts, None so hot as Lovers hearts: Yet thought I none this Shop can know, Hid, like Aetna, under Snow. None suspect, an outward Styx With Phlegeton under ground should mix: But my Ashes all betray, And to my Work house shew the way.Page 130
In praise of Wine mixt with Water. A Greek EPIGRAM, Out of Meleager.
To Mr. Francis Nichols.
THE Nymphs, when Bacchus, like an Embryo, came Out of his Mother's Ashes, on a flame, Dipt the young Deity in a cool stream, To quench the fire, and take away the steam. The Nymphs and Bacchus ever since agree, Without the Nymphs, Thunder and Lightning He!Page 131
Parting with Mr. Tho. Bebington.
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A Greek EPIGRAM.
To Idera.
SHot by th' Artillery of your fair Eye, So great my pains, I would, but cannot die: Sicilian Tyrants never yet could Death deny! Tears from my fester'd Wound, like Matter, flow, And still the Fire you will not quench, but blow.Page 135
Cursing my self, and you, and Immortalitie! —Qualis conjectâ cerva sagittâ, Quam procul incautam nemora inter Cresia fixit Pastor agens telis, liquit{que} volatile ferrum Nescius: illa fugâ silvas saltus{que} peragrat Dictaeos: haeret lateri lethalis arundo. Vir. Aeneid. 4.
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On John Pig, who was very famous for his great NOSE.
To Mr. R. Nichols.
TO say, the Nose of Pig! that cannot be; There's no comparison, 'tis all Hyperbole! But he that would the naked Truth expose, Must for distinction say, Pig of the Nose!Part of the 14th Satyr of Juvenal, Against Covetousness: With a long Preface taken out of the same Satyr.
Et quando uberior vitiorum copia? quando Major Avaritiae patuit sinus?Juv. Sat.
To Mr. Will. Percival.
TOO many things (Censorius!) there be That do entail an endless Infamy, That brand a man with a deserved shame, And spoil the lustre of an honest Name, Which Parents to their Children do transmit, And ground them in before their Alphabet.Page 137
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—Omnis enim res, Virtus, fama, decus, divina humanaque pulchris Divitiis parent! quas qui construxerit, ille Clarus erit, fortis, justus! &c. Horat. Sat. lib. 2. s. 3.
An EPIGRAM. To Mr. H. Northcote of Exeter-Colledge, Oxon.
The Happy Miser.
WHy should we to this World our Souls en∣slave, That never yet true satisfaction gave, That has no happiness but in the Grave? She throws us Pleasures only to bereave, To decay Subject, Subject to deceive, They us, We them must once for ever leave. Our Title's good no longer than our Life, Our Friends inherit little else but Strife. In death the Miser's only happy found, Who goes t' enjoy his Treasure under ground.Page 153
An EPIGRAM. In praise of John Pig's Diminutive Nose, in imitation of the Emperour Trajan's.
To Mr. Frederick Colman.
WEll—all the Dyal-makers are undone! Let Pig but turn his Nosle to the Sun, 'Twill serve for both Steeple and Weather-cock, And on his Teeth tell Travellers what's a Clock.Another out of Ammianus. To Mr. T. Woolley.
Concerning John Pig's Mountainous Nose and Quick-silver Feet.
WIth both his hands Pig cannot snight his Snout, But he must go near half a mile about; So long the Promontory of his Nose! So short, so slender, are his Petty-toes! Nor can he wind his horny Trunk with ease, No—nor, to speak the truth, hear himself sneeze.Page 154
To a young Lady reading the seventh Verse of the first Chapter of Proverbs.
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, &c.
To Idera.
WHilst the Contents of this one Verse So passionately you rehearse, In it we comprehended find The perfect Copy of your Mind. You teach us, and inform us too, What we should, and what you do. This is your Noon, our early Dawn, In miniature your Picture drawn. Compendious History of your Life: In Vertue your victorious strife: Like wrestling Jacob, whilst you halt, You make us blush at our Revolt.Page 155
To his Valentine Hemiera, Madam A. R.
WEll▪—Fortune! prostrate at thy feet I'll do my Penance in a Sheet; For want of sight I call'd thee blind, All thy Revenge was to be kind. Amongst the Lots upon thy Throne, Thou Omnipresent sat'st alone. I laid my trembling hand on all, And as I took them, let them fall. But confident in thee my Guide, That which did shrinking from me slide, I gently prest, and it comply'd.Page 156
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To Idera. Who would not be seen to steal a Look from Duserastes, by turning her back.
Malo me Galatea petit lasciva puella, Et fugit ad salices, & se cupit ante videri.
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To Hemiera.
Utraque formosa est: operosae cultibus ambae: Artibus in dubio est haec sit, an illa, prior. Pulerior hâ illa est, haec est quoque pulcrior illâ: Et magis haec nobis, & magis illa placet. Quid geminas, Erycina, meos sine fine dolores? Nonne erat in curas una puella satis?
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To P. P. being to run a Race after Dinner.
SHarp Gormandizer! heavy-heel'd Racer! run With nimble Chaps; and to supply them, eat A hearty Meal with your defective Feet: By this exchange the Race is eas'ly won.An Epigram out of Alphaeus Mitylenaeus. To Mr. Humphry Lind.
Mediocrity.
WE envy not, Philaphelus! the Great, Nor would pull down their Pinacles of State: Nor prop them up, projecting to aspire: A Competency only we desire. Yet Poverty we would not hug as such, Lest ne quid nimis we should love too much.Page 162
Another. To Mr. Denham.
Diogenes in his Kingdom.
WHen the old Cynicks shade with Croesus met, He smil'd to see the meager Monarch fret; And thus accosted him—But why so pale? What, doos the Yellow Jaundice still prevail? No—Croesus! no—for all your earthly store, You, call'd to an account, not I, am poor. All that I had, here I have with me brought, You've travell'd to another World with nothing fraught.An EPITAPH on old Oliver.
To Mr. Andrew Snapes.
LIe light, thou Earth, on Noll's soft Noddle; His Corps in Putrefaction coddle. Lie light, that Dogs may smell and rave To scratch the Tyrant from his Grave: That Dogs may lay his Carcase bare, And Messes of his Mummy tear. Dogs his polluted Gelly sup, And dig the Devil's Relicks up.Page 163
A Greek EPIGRAM. A short Life and a sweet. To his dear Friend Mr. Edw. Taylour.
MY Fortune-tellers this ill Caution give, Oh! 'tis sad news, I have not long to live. So say my Stars and they, but what care I? Sooner or later, all must die. But let us stay and drink before we go, 'Tis a way I never went, and do not know. Bacchus is well acquainted with the Road, And never goes this Stage without a load. On such a Horse if I below can ride, Why should I go on foot without a Guide?To Mr. Henry Palmer, going to Sea.
THrow not my life away, of your own free, 'Tis tender Mother Earth, but Stepdame Sea.Page 164
To Mr. Butler.
A Greek EPIGRAM.
I In the flower of my days was poor, Now Age comes creeping with unwelcome store. Unhappy still! I can't my self enjoy: My hopes of Heaven two Extreams destroy; And will not let me my desires fulfil, Then want of Power, now a want of Will.To his dear Friend Mr. Will. Percival. That Poetry is Witchcraft.
WIth Legion sure the Muses are possest, That play the Devil in every inspir'd breast. What Epidemick Plague runs in mens Veins? What an eternal dribling of the Brains? My greatest Enemy I'd wish no worse, Than th' Itch of Scribling, and a Poet's Curse.Page 165
Antipater's Epitaph upon Homer.
To Mr. John Penneck.
HEre lies (with reverence to his sacred Name) The Hero's Herald, and the Trump of Fame, The World's Poetick Tongue, the Muses Flame. The Prophet of the Gods, and Greece's Sun, Homer that comprehends them all in one.To Mr. Nat. Smith.
On a covetous old Miser, a religious Gripe.
W—the Miser's Treasurer, old and grey, For fear of want, would make himself away: His House in order set, he falls to Pray'r; Then makes his Will, and leaves himself sole Heir. But what a pity 'tis his labour's lost, At least a Halter will a Farthing cost. No—he had rather Hell's Election wait, Than buy a Hanging at so dear a rate.Page 166
To Mr. King.
A Greek Epigram against the Astrologers.
HOW canst thou, Astrius, Heaven and Earth survey? Thou little crum of a small lump of Clay! First know thy self, thy own Dimensions find, And take the narrow compass of thy Mind. For if thou canst not measure such a Clod, What wouldst thou do with all the wondrous works. of God?To Mr. Hen. Fane.
POor foolish Dick, stung by his Brother Gnat, Jump'd out of Bed to fetch old Proctor's Cat. Mouser, thô a brave Souldier, lost his sport, For Mouser could not speak the Language of the Court; Nor understand what formal Priscian said In Babel's Tongue, thô othewise well bred. With that Don Quixot's Rival would engage * 1.13 Gingerbread Gentleman in warlike rage,Page 167
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An EPIGRAM out of Plato.
To Madam Amara.
Me verò primum dulces ante omnia Musae (Quarum sacra fero ingenti perculsus amore) Accipiant.
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Orestes, who kill'd his Mother.
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Pylades.
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This, ac∣cording to Tully's Maxim in his Treatise De Amicitiâ, proves, that these two could not be true Friends; for, says he, Amicitia ni∣si in bonis esse non potest. Quid igitur? an caedes, bonum?
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An Apostrophie to his Friend.
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An Allusion to the Phoenix.
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The Weed Heleneius that grows in Rhodes, so call'd from He∣len, that hang'd her self upon an Oak near which it sprung up. Whoever tasted of it, was provok'd to Anger, Strife, Bawling, and other ill Qualities.
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Ceres in her Travels over all the World, in quest of her Daugh∣ter Proserpine, that was stole away by Pluto, meeting with Nep∣tune, who by his troublesome company increased her grief, she turn'd her self into a Mare, and coming to Styx, a River in Arcadia, where she saw her Face, she dyed the Water of a black colour.
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Polyzaelus a Cyrenian, who never laughed. v. Ptolemaeus Hephaest. Lib. 3.
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Agelastos, a Stone so called from Ceres her sorrow for the loss of her Daughter, not far from the Well Callichorus. v. Apollod. Lib. 1. Cap. 5. § 1.
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Leucas, a Rock so called from Leucus one of the Companions of Ulysses, who was slain by Antiphus, as Homer tells the Story. Whosoever leap'd down from the top of this Rock, was freed from the slavery and tyranny of Love, as Jupiter, Venus, Artemisia, Hippomedon, and several others experienc'd. See the reason of this wonderful Vertue, that was so peculiar to this Rock, given by Pto∣lemaeus Hephaestion. Lib. 7.
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Hercules upon some quarrel with the Centaurs for broaching a new Hogshead of their Wine for his own drinking, as he shot at Ela∣tus one of their company, the Arrow struck through his arm into his Friend Chiron's knee; who by reason of his immortality, was forc'd to endure a great deal of misery; but at last was releas'd, being per∣mitted to change life for death with Prometheus. v. Apollodor▪ Lib. 2. Cap. 4. § 4.
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According to the old Proverb, Cynicè vivere, (i. e.) canino more vivere, non ob impudentiam tantum sed & ob sordes. Cynicè 〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉. Torrentius.
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Gingerbread Gentleman; this is applicable either to his shapes, or the old story of his Weekly-Allowance, which was a Gingerbread pair of Gloves, and a Gingerbread Ring.
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Such as his Worship made his boast, the King and his Father only burnt.
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On his Birth-day at night he cut a pound of Candles in halves, and setting them in a Ring, light them, and danc'd round them, singing a Hymn to his Muse Clio, whom he worships in the form of a waxen Cow, and sacrifices to her, to the end she may inspire him more fully.