Writers.
ALEXANDER NEQUAM, or Bad in English, was born in St. Albans. Many conceived themselves wondrous Witty in making Jests (which indeed made themselves) on his Sirname. Whereof one eminent instance, Nequam had a mind to become a Monk in St. Albans, the Town of his Nativity, and thus Laconically wrote for leave to the Abbot thereof.
Si vis, veniam. Sin autem, tu autem.
To whom the Abbot returned.
Si bonus sis, venias; Si Nequam, nequaquam.
Whereupon Nequam (to discompose such conceits for the future) altered the Or∣thography of his Name into Neckam.
Another Pass of wit there was (saith my * 1.1 Author) betwixt him, and Philip Reping∣ton Bishop of Lincoln, the lat•…•…r sending the Challenge.
Et niger & nequam cum sis cognomine Nequam, | Both black and bad, whilst Bad the Name to thee. |
Nigrior esse potes, Nequior esse Ne∣quis. | Blacker thou may'st, but worse thou can'st not be. |
To whom Nequam rejoyned.
Phi nota foetoris, lippus malus omnibus horis. | Stinks are branded with a Phi, Lippus Latin for Blear-eye. |
Phi malus & Lippus, totus malus ergo Philippus. | Phi and Lippus bad as either, Then Philippus worse together. |
But by the leave of my learned Author, this Nequam must be much younger than* 1.2 our Alexander, or that Philip much older than Bishop Repington, all agreeing that Alexander Nequam dyed 1227. under King Henry the third, whereas Philip Repington was made Bishop of Lincoln 1405. under King Henry the fourth.
But leaving Nequam his name, he is known to posterity by the Title of Ingenii miraculum, being an excellent Philosopher, Rhetorician and Poet, so true it is what Tully observeth, Omnes artes, quae ad humanitatem pertinent, habent quoddam commune vinculum, & quasi cognatione quadam inter se continentur: Besides he was a deep Di∣vine, as his Books do evidence. He was Canon of Exeter, and (upon what occa∣sion I know not) came to be buryed at Worcester, with this Epitaph,
Others * 1.3 say he was buryed at St. Albans, where he found repulse when living, but repose when dead.
WILLIAM of WARE born in that thorough fair Town twenty miles from London, was a Franciscan bred first in Oxford, then in Paris. Now because some may slight the praise of Bale or Pits (as testes domesticos, Englishmen commending Englishmen) know that John * 1.4 pious Mirandula, highly extolleth this de Ware, though miscalling him John, as ambitious to have him his Name-sake. He was Instructor to John * 1.5 Duns Scotus.