The humorous lieutenant, or, Generous enemies a comedy as it is now acted by His Majesties servants, at the Theatre-Royal in Drury-Lane.

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The humorous lieutenant, or, Generous enemies a comedy as it is now acted by His Majesties servants, at the Theatre-Royal in Drury-Lane.
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ACT III. SCENE I.

Enter Antigonus and Menippus.
Ant.
THou hast taken wondrous pains; but yet 〈◊〉〈◊〉, You understood not of what blood, and 〈◊〉〈◊〉.
Men.
I labour'd that, but cannot come to know it. A Greek I am sure she is, she speaks this Language.
Ant.
Is she so excellent handsome?
Men.
Most inticing.
Ant.
Sold for a prisoner?
Men.
Yes Sir, Some poor creature.

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Ant.
And he loves tenderly?
Men.
They say extreamly.
Ant.
'Tis well prevented then yes, I perceiy'd it: When he took leave now, he made a hundred stops, Desir'd an hour, but half an hour, a minute, Which I with anger cross'd; I knew his business, I knew 'twas she he hunted on; this journey, man, I beat out suddenly for her cause intended, And would not give him time to breath. When comes she?
Men.
This morning Sir.
Ant.

Lodge her to all delight then: For I would have her tri'd toth'test: I know she must be some crackt Coyn, not sit his Traffique; which, when we have found, the shame will make him leave her, or we shall work a nearer way, I'll bury him, and with him all the hopes I have cast upon him, ere he shall dig his own Grave in that Woman: you know which way to bring her: I'll stand close there, to view her as she passes: And do you hear Menippus, observe her with all sweetness: humour her, 'twill make her lie more care∣less to our purposes. Away, and take what helpes you please.

Men.
I am gone Sir.
Exeunt.
Seaene 2.
Enter Celia, and Governess.
Cel.

Governess, From whom was this Gown sent me; Prithee be serious true; I will not wear't else: 'Tis a handsome one.

Gov.
As though you know not?
Cel.

No Faith: But I believe for certain too, yet I wonder, because it was his caution, this poor way, still to preserve me from the curious search∣ings of greedy eyes.

Gov.
You have it: Does it please you?
Cel.
'Tis very rich methinks too, prithee tell me—
Gov.
From one that likes you well, never look coy, Lady; These are no gifts, to be put off with poutings.
Cel.
Powtings, and Gifts? Is it from any stranger?
Gov.
You are so curious, that there is no talking to ye. What if it be I pray ye?
Cel.
Unpin good Governess, Quick, quick.
Gov.
Why what's the matter?
Cel.

Quick, good Governess: Fie on't, How beastly it becomes me? poor∣ly? A trick put upon me? well said Governess: I vow I would not wear it—out, it smells musty. Are these your tricks? now I begin to smell it abominable musty; Will ye help me? The Prince will come again—

Gov.
You are not Mad sure?
Cel.

As I live Ill' cut it off: a Pox upon it; for sure it was made for that use; Do you bring me Livories? Stales to catch Kites? Dost thou Laugh too, thou base Woman?

Gov.
I cannot chuse, if I should be hang'd.
Cel.
Abuse me, and then Laugh at me too?

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Gov.
I do not abuse ye: Is it abuse to give him Drink that's Thirsty? You want Clothes; Is it such a heinous sin I beseech ye, to see you stor'd?
Cel.
There is no greater wickedness then this way.
Gov.
What way?
Cel.

I shall Curse thee fearfully, if thou provok'st me further: and take heed, Woman; my 〈◊〉〈◊〉 never miss.

Gov.
Curse him that sent it.
Cel.
Tell but his Name—
Gov.
You dare not Curse him,
Cel.
Dare not I? By this fair light—
Gov.
You are so full of Passion—
Cel.
Dare not be good? Be honest? Dare not Curse him?
Gov.
I think you dare not: I believe so.
Cel.
Speak him.
Gov.
Up with your Valour then, up with it bravely, and take your full charge.
Cel.
If I do not, hang me; tell but his Name.
Gov.
'T was Prince Demetrius sent it: Now, now, give sire, kill him ith' eye now Lady.
Cel.
Is he come home?
Gov.
It seems so; but your Curse now.
Cel.
You do not lie, I hope.
Gov.
You dare not Curse him.
Cel.
Prithee do not abuse me: Is he come home indeed? For I would now with all my heart believe thee.
Gov.
Nay, you may chuse: alas, I deal for Strangers, that send ye scurvy Musty Gowns, stale Livories: I have my Tricks.
Cel.
'Tis a good Gown, a handsome one; I did but jest; Where is he?
Gov.
He that sent it—
Cel.

How? he that sent it? Is't come to that again? thou canst not be so foolish prithee speak out, I may mistake thee.

Gov.
I said he that sent it.
Cel.

Curse o' my life: Why dost thou vex me thus? I know thou meanst Demetrius, dost thou not? I charge thee speak truth: if it be any other, thou knowst the charge he gave thee, and the justice his anger will inflict, if e're he know this, as know he shall, he shall, thou spiteful Wo∣man, thou beastly Woman; and thou shalt know to late too, and feel too sensible, I am no Ward, no Sale-stuff for your Money-Merchants that sent it? Who dare send me, or how durst thou, thou—

Gov.

What you please: for this is ever the reward of service. The Prince will bring the next himself.

Cel.

'Tis strange that you should deal so peevishly: beshrew ye, you have put me in a heat.

Gov.

I am sure ye have kill'd me: I ne're receiv'd such language: I can but wait upon ye, and be your drudge; keep a poor life to serve ye.

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Cel.
You know my nature is too easie, Governess, And you know now, I am sorry too: how does he?
Gov.
O God, my head.
Cel.

Prethee be well, and tell me, did he speak of me, since he came? nay, see now, if thou wilt leave this tyranny? good sweet governess: did he but name his Celia? look upon me, upon my faith I meant no harm: here, take this, and buy thy self some trifles: did a good Girle?

Gov.
He loves ye but too dearly.
Cel.
That's my good Governess.
Gov.
There's more cloathes making for ye.
Cel.
More cloathes?
Gov.

More: richer and braver; I can tell ye that news; And twenty glorious things.

Cel.
To what use?
Gov.

Ye are too good for our house now: we poor wretches Shall lose the comfort of ye.

Cel.
No, I hope not.
Gov.
For ever lose ye Lady.
Cel.
Lose me? wherefore? I hear of no such thing.
Gov.

'Tis sure it must be so: you must shine now at Court: such pre∣paration, such hurry, and such hanging rooms—

Cel.
Toth' Court wench? Was it toth' Court thou saidst?
Gov.
You'll find it so.
Cel.
Stay, stay, this cannot be.
Gov.
I say it must be: I hope to find ye still the same good Lady.
Cel.

Toth' Court? this stumbles me: art sure for me, wench, this pre∣peration is?

Gov.

She is perilous crafty: I fear too honest for us all too. Am I sure I live?

Cel.

Toth' Court? this cannot down: what should I do there? why should he on a sudden change his mind thus, and not make me acquainted? sure he loves me; his vow was made against it, and mine with him: At least while this King liv'd: he will come hither, and see me ere I go?

Gov.

Wou'd some wise woman had her in working: that I think he will not, because he means with all joy there to meet ye. Ye shall hear more within this hour?

Cel.

A Courtier? what may the meaning be? sure he will see me if he be come, he must: Hark ye Governess, what age is the King of?

Gov.
He's an old man, and full of business.
Cel.
I fear too full indeed: what Ladies are there? I would be loath to want good company.
Gov.
Delicate young Ladies, as you would desire; And when you are acquainted, the best company.
Cel.
'Tis very well: prethee go in, let's talk more. For though I fear a trick, I'll bravely try it.
[Aside.]
Gov.
I see he must be cunning, knoks this 〈◊〉〈◊〉 down
Exeunt.

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Scaene 3.
Enter Lieutenant, and Leontius. Drums within.
Leo.
You shall not have your will, sirrah, are ye running? Have ye gotten a toy in your heels? Is this a season, When honour pricks ye on, to prick your 〈◊〉〈◊〉 up After your Whore, your Hobby-Horse?
Lieu.

Why look ye now: What a strange Man are you? Would you have a Man fight at all houres all alike.

Leo.

Do but fight something; but half a blow, and put thy Stomach to't: turn but thy face, and do but make Mouthes at 'em.

Lieu.

And have my Teeth knockt out; I thank ye heartily, ye are my dear Friend.

Leo.
What a Devil ails thee? Dost long to be hang'd?
Lieu.

Faith, Sir, I make no suit for't: but rather then I would live thus out of Charity, continually in brawling—

Leo.
Art thou not he? I may be cozn'd—
Lieu.
I shall be discover'd.
Leo.

That in the midst of thy most hellish pains, when thou wert craw∣ling sick, didst aim at wonders, when thou wert mad with pain?

Lieu

Ye have found the cause out; I had ne're been mad to sight else: I confess, Sir, the daily torture of my side that vext me, made me as daily careless what became of me, till a kind Sword there wounded me, and eas'd me; 'twas nothing in my valour fought; I am well now, and take some pleasure in my life: methinks now it shews as mad a thing to me to see you 〈◊〉〈◊〉, and kill one another foolishly for Honour, as 'twas to you, to see me play the Coxcombe.

Leo.
And wilt thou ne're fight more?
Lieu.
Ith' mind I am in.
Leo.
Nor never be sick again?
Lieu.
I hope I shall not.
Leo.
Prethee be sick again; prethee, I beseech thee, Be just so sick again.
Lieu.
I'll just be hang'd first.
Leo.

If all the Arts that are can make a Collick, therefore look to't: or if imposthumes, mark me, as big as foot-balls—

Lieu.
Deliver me.
Leo.

Or stones of ten pound weight i'th' kidneys through 〈◊〉〈◊〉 and ugly dyets may be gather'd; I'll feed ye up my self Sir, I'll prepare ye, you can∣not sight, unless the devil tear ye, you shall not want provocations, I'll 〈◊〉〈◊〉 ye, I'll have thee have the tooth-ach, and the head-ach.

Lieu.
Good Collonel, I'll do any thing.
Leo.

No, no, nothing—then will I have thee blown with a pair of Smiths bellowes, because ye shall be sure to have a round gale with ye, sil'd full of oyle, o' devil, and 〈◊〉〈◊〉 fortis, and let these work, these may provok.

Lieu.
Good Colonel.
Leo.
A coward in full blood; 〈◊〉〈◊〉 be plain with me,

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Will Roasting do thee any good?
Lieu.
Nor Basting neither, Sir.
Leo.
Marry that goes hard.
Enter I Gent.
I Gent.

Where are you Colonel

The Prince expects ye Sir; has hedg'd the Enemy within a straight, where all the hopes and valours of all Men living cannot force a passage, he has 'em now.

Leo.
I knew all this before Sir, I chalk'd him out his way: But do you see that thing there;
Lieu.
Nay, good sweet Colonel 〈◊◊〉〈◊◊〉 a little.
Leo.
That thing?
1 Gent.
What thing? I see the brave Lieutenant.
Leo.
Rogue, What a Name hast thou lost?
Lieu.

You may help it; yet you may help it: I'll do ye any Courtesie: I know you love a Wench well.

〈◊〉〈◊〉 2 Gent.
Leo.
Look upon him; Do you look too.
2 Gent.
What should I look on? I come to tell ye, the Prince stays your Direction, We have 'em now ith' Coop, Sir.
Leo.
Let 'em rest there, And chew upon their Miseries: but look first—
Lieu.
I cannot sight for all this.
Leo.
Look on this Fellow.
2 Gent.
I know him; 'tis the valiant brave Lieutenant.
Leo.
Can'st thou hear this, and play the Rogue, steal off quickly, Behind me quickly, neatly do it, And rush into the thickest of the Enemy, And if thou kill'st but two.
Lieu.
You may excuse me, 'tis not my fault: I dare not sight.
Leo.
Be rul'd yet, I'll beat thee on; go wink and sight: A plague upon your sheeps heart.
2. Gent.
What's all this matter?
1. Gent.
Nay I cannot shew ye.
Leo.
Here's Twenty pound, go but smell to 'em.
Lieu.
Alas Sir, I have taken such a cold, I can smell nothing.
Leo.
I can smell a Rascal, a rank Rascall: Fye, how he stinks, stinks like a tyred Jade.
2 Gent.
What Sir?
Leo.
Why, that Sir, Do not you smell him?
2 Gent.
Smell him?
Lieu.
I must endure.
Leo.

Stinks like a dead Dog, Carrion—There's no such damnable smell under Heaven, as the faint sweat of a Coward: Will ye sight yet?

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Lieu.

Nay, now I desie ye; ye have spoke the 〈◊〉〈◊〉 ye can of me, and if 〈◊〉〈◊〉 Man should take what you say to the heart—

Leo.

God a mercy, God a mercy with all my heart; here I forgive thee; and fight, or fight not, do but go along with us, and keep my Dog.

〈◊〉〈◊〉
I love a good Dog naturally.
〈◊〉〈◊〉 Gent.
What's all this stir, Lieutenant?
Lieu.
Nothing, Sir, but a slight matter of Argument.
Leo.

'Pox take thee. Sure I shall love this Rogue, he's so pretty a Cow∣ard: Come, Gentlemen, let's up now, and if fortune dare play the Slut again, I'll never more Saint her; Come, Play-fellow, come, prithee come up; come Chicken, I have a way shall sit yet: A tame knave —Come, look upon us.

Lieu.
I'll tell ye who does best Boyes.
[Exeunt.
Scaene 4.
Enter Antigonus, and Menippus above.
Men.
I saw her coming out.
Ant.
Who waits 〈◊〉〈◊〉 her?
Men.
Tymon, Charinthus, and some other Gentlemen By me appointed.
Ant.
Where's your Wife;
Men.
Shee's ready to entertain her here Sir; and some Ladies fit for her Lodgings.
Ant.
How shews she in her trim now?
Men.
Oh most divinely sweet.
Ant.
Prithee speak softly, How does she take her comming?
Men.
She bears it bravely; but what she thinks—For Heaven's sake Sir preserve me—If the Prince chance to sind this.
Ant.
Peace ye Old Fool; She thinks to meet him here.
Men.
That's all the Project.
Ant.
Was she hard to bring;
〈◊〉〈◊〉.

No, she believ'd it quickly, and quickly made her self sit, the Gown a little, and those new things she has not been acquainted with, at least in this place, where she liv'd a Prisoner, troubled and stirr'd her Mind: But believe me, Sir, she has worn as good, they sit so apted to her; and she is so great a Mistriss of disposure: Here they come now: but take a full view of 〈◊〉〈◊〉.

Enter Celia, Tymon, Charinthus, and Gent.
Ant.
How cheerfully she looks? How she 〈◊〉〈◊〉 all? And how she views the place? she is very young sure: That was an admirable Smile, a catching one, The very twang of Cupids Bow Sung to it: She has two-edg'd eyes, they kill o'both sides.
Men.
She makes a stand, as though she would speak.
Ant.
Be still then.
Cel.
Good Gentlemen, trouble your selves no further, I had thought sure to have met a noble Friend here.

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Tym.
Ye may meet many Lady.
Cel.
Such as you are I covet few or none, Sir.
Char.
VVill you walk this way, And take the sweets oth' Garden? cool and close, Lady.
Cel.
Methinks this open Air's far better, tend ye that way. Pray where's the Woman came along?
Char.
What Woman?
Cel.
The Woman of the House I lay at.
Tym.
Woman; Here was none came along sure.
Cel.
Sure I am 〈◊〉〈◊〉 then: Pray where's the Prince?
Char.
He will not be long from ye, we are his humble servants.
Cel.

I could Laugh now, to see how finely I am cozn'd: yet I fear not, for sure I know a way to scape all dangers.

Tym.
Madam, your Lodgings lye this way.
Cel.
My Lodgings? for 〈◊◊〉〈◊◊〉 Sir, what office do I bear here?
Tym.
The great commander of 〈◊〉〈◊〉 hearts.
Cel.
You have hit it. I thank your sweet-heart for it. Who are these now?
Enter I 〈◊〉〈◊〉 and Ladies.
Char.
Ladies that come to serve ye.
Cel.
Well consider'd, are you my servants?
Lady.
Servants to your pleasures.
Cel.

I dare believe ye, but I dare not trust ye: catch'd with a trick? well, I must bear it patiently: methinks this Court's a neat place: all the people of such resin'd a size—

Tym.
This is no poor rogue.
Leu.
Were it a Paradice to please your fancy, And entertain the sweetness you bring with ye;
Cel.

Take breath; you are fat and many words may melt ye, this is three Bawds beaten into one; bless me heaven, what shall become of me? I am 〈◊〉〈◊〉 pitfal: o' my conscience, this is the old viper, and all these little ones creep every night into her belly; do you hear plump servant, and my little sucking Ladies, you must teach me, for I know you are excellent at carriage, how to behave my self, for I am rude yet, but you say the Prince will come?

Lady.
Will flie to see you.
Cel.
For look you if a great man, say the King now should come and visit me?
Men.
She names ye.
Ant.
Peace fool.
Cel.
And offer me a kindness, such a kindness.
Leu.
I, such a kindness.
Cel.
True Lady such a kindness, what shall that kindness be now?
Leu.
A witty Lady, learn little ones, learn.
Cel.
Say it be all his favour.
Leu.
And a sweet saying 'tis
Cel.
And I grow peevish?
Leu.
You must not be neglectful.

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Cel.

There's the matter, there's the main doctrin now, and I may miss it; Or a kind hansome Gentleman?

Leu.
You say well.
Cel.
They'l count us basely bred.
Leu.
Not freely nurtur'd.
Cel.
I'll take thy counsel.
Leu.
'Tis an excellent woman.
Cel.

I find a notable volume here, a learned one; which way? for I would fain be in my chamber; in truth sweet Ladies, I grow weary; sie, how hot the air beats on me?

Lady.
This way Madam?
Cel.
Now by mine honour, I grow wondrons faint too.
Leu.
Your fans sweet Gentlewomen, your fans.
Cel.
Since I am foold,
[〈◊〉〈◊〉.]
I'll make my self some sport, though I pay dear for't,
Exit.
Men.
You see now what a manner of woman she is Sir.
Ant.
Thou art an asse.
Men.
Is this a fit love for the Prince?
Ant.
A coxcombe: Now by my crown a dainty wench, a sharp wench, And a matchless spirit: how she Jeer'd 'em? How carelesly she scoff'd 'em? use her nobly; I would I had not seen her: wait anon, And then you shall have more to trade upon.
Exeunt.
Scaene 5.
Enter Leontius, and the 2 Gentlemen.
Leo.

We must keep a round, and a strong watch to night, the Prince will not charge the Enemy till the morning: but for the trick I told ye for this rascal, this rogue, that health and strong heart makes a coward.

1 Gent.
I, if it take.
Leo.

Ne're fear it, the Prince has it, and if he let it fall, I must not know it; he will suspect me presently: but you two may help the plough.

2 Gent.
That he is sick again—
Leo.
Extreamly sick: his disease grown incurable. Never yet found, nor touch'd at.
Enter Lieutenant.
2 Gent.
Well, we have it And here he comes.
Leo.

The Prince has been upon him, what a flatten face he has now? It takes believe it; how like an asse he looks?

〈◊〉〈◊〉.

I feel no great pain, at least, I think I do not; yet I feel sensibly I grow extreamely faint: how cold I sweat now?

Leo.
So, so, so.
Lieu.

And now 'tis ev'n too true, I feel a pricking, a pricking, a strang pricking: how it tingles? and as it were a slitch too: the Prince told me, and every one cri'd out I was a dead man; I had thought I had been as well—

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Leo.
Upon him now Boyes, and do it most demurely.
1 Gent.
How now Lieutenant?
Lieu.
I thank ye Gentlemen.
1 Gent.
'Life, how looks this Man? How dost thou good Lieutenant?
2 Gent.

I ever told ye, This Man was never Cur'd, I see it too plain now; How do you feel your self? you look not perfect: How dull his eyes hangs?

1 Gent.
That may be discontent.
2 Gent.

Believe me Friend, I would not suffer now the tithe of those paines this Man feels; mark his Forehead; What a cloud of cold dew hangs upon't?

Lieu.

I have it, again I have it; How it grows upon me? a miserable Man I am.

Leo.

Ha, ha, ha, A miserable Man thou shalt be; this is the tamest Trout I ever tickell'd.

[Aside.
Enter 2 Physitians.
1 Phi.
This way he went.
2 Phi.
Pray heaven we find him living, He's a brave Fellow, 'tis pitty he should perish thus.
1 Phi.
A strong hearted man, and of a notable sufferance.
Lieu.
Oh, oh.
1 Gent.
How now? how is it man?
Lieu.
Oh Gentlemen, Never so sull of pain.
2 Gent.
Did I not tell ye?
Lieu.
Never so full of pain Gentlemen.
1 Phi.
He is here; How do you Sir?
2 Phi.
Be of good comfort Souldier, The Prince has sent us to you.
Lieu.
Do you think I may live?
2 Phi.
He alters hourely, strangely.
1 Phi.
Yes you 〈◊〉〈◊〉 live: but—
Leo.
Finely butted Doctor.
1 Gent.
Do not discourage him.
1 Phi.
He must be told truth, 'Tis now too late to trifle.
Enter Dem. and Gent.
2 Gent.
Here the Prince comes.
Dem.
How now Gentlemen?
2 Gent.
Bewailing Sir a Souldier, And one I think, your Grace will grieve to part with, But every living thing—
Dem.
'Tis true, must perish,

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Our lives are but our Martches to our Graves, How dost thou now Lieutenant?
Lieu.
Faith 'tis true Sir, we are but spans, and candles ends.
Leo.
He's finely mortified.
Dem.

Thou art heart whole yet; I see he alters strangely, and that apace too; I saw it this morning in him, when he poor Man I dare swear—

Lieu.
No beleev't, Sir, I never felt it.
Dem.
Here lies the pain now: How he is swell'd?
1 Phi.

The Imposthume, fed with a new malignant Humour now, will grow to such a bigness, 'tis incredible, the compass of a Bushel will not hold it, and with such a Hell of torture it will rise too—

Dem.
Can you endure me touch it?
Lieu.
Oh, I beseech you Sir: I feel you sensibly e're you come near me.
Dem.
He is finely wrought, he must be cut, no cure else, And suddenly, you see how fast he blowes out.
Lieu.

Good Master Doctor, let me be beholding to you, I feel I cannot last.

2 Phi.
For what Lieutenant?
Lieu.
But ev'n for half a dozen Cans of good Wine, That I may drink my Will out: I faint hideously.
Dem.
Fetch him some Wine; and since he must go Gentlemen. Why let him take his journey Merrily.
Enter Servant with Wine.
Lieu.
That's ev'n the nearest way.
Leo.
I could Laugh dead now.
Dem.
Here, off with that.
Lieu.
These two I give your Grace, a poor remembrance of a dying Man Sir, and I beseech you wear 'em out,
Dem.
I will Souldier, these are fine Legacies.
Lieu.

Among the Gentlemen, even all I have left; I am a poor Man, naked, yet something for remembrance: four a peece, Gentlemen, and so my Body where you please.

Leo.
It will work.
Lieu.
I make your Grace my Executor, and I beseech ye See my poor Will fulfill'd: sure I shall walk else.
Dem.
As full as they can be fill'd, here's my hand, Souldier.
1 Gent.
The Wine will tickle him.
Lieu.
I would hear a Drum beat, but to see how I could endure it.
Dem.
Beat a Drum there.
[Drum within.
Lieu.
O Heavenly Musick, I would hear one Sing to't, I am very full of pain.
Dem.
Sing? 'tis impossible.
Lieu.
Why, then I would drink a Drum full. Where lies the Enemy?
2 Gent.
Why, here close by.
Leo.
Now he begins to 〈◊〉〈◊〉.

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Lieu.
And dare ye sight? Dare ye fight Gentlemen?
1 Phi.

You must not cut him: he's gone then in a moment; all the hope left, is to work his weakness into sudden anger, and make him raise his pas∣sion above his pain, and so dispose him on the Enemy; his body then, being stirr'd with violence, will purge it self, and break the sore.

Dem.
'Tis true, Sir,
1 Phi.
And then my Life for his.
Lieu.
I will not die thus.
Dem.
But he is too weak to doe—
Lieu.
Dye like a Dog?
2 Phi.
I, he's weak, but yet he's heart-whole.
Lieu.
Hem.
Dem.
An excellent sign.
Lieu.
Hem.
Dem.
Stronger still, and better.
Lieu.
Hem, hem; ran, tan, tan, tan.
Exit.
1 Phi.
How he's i'th' way on't.
Dem.
Well go thy ways, thou wilt do something certain.
Leo.

And some brave thing, or let mine Eares be cut off. He's sinely wrought.

Dem.
Let's after him.
Leo.

I pray Sir; But how Rogue, when this Cloud's melted in him, and all discover'd—

Dem.
That's for an after Mirth, away, away, away.
Exit.
Scaene 6.
Enter Seleucus, Lysimachus, Ptolomy, Souldiers.
Sel.
Let no man fear to dye: we love to sleep all, And death is but the sounder sleep; all ages, And all hours call us; 'tis so common, easie, That little children tread those paths before us; We are not sick, nor our souls prest with sorrows, Nor go we out like tedious tales, forgotten; High high we come, and hearty to our funerals, And as the Sun that sets, in blood let's fall.
Lis.
'Tis true, they have us fast, we cannot scape 'em, Nor keeps the brow of fortune one smile for us, Dishonourable ends we can scape though, And (worse then those captivities) we can dye, And dying nobly, though we leave behind us These clods of flesh, that are too massie burthens, Our living souls flie crown'd with living conquests
Ptol.
They have begun, fight bravely, and fall bravely; And may that man that seeks to save his life now By price, or promise, or by fear falls from us, Never again be blest with name of Souldier.

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Enter a Souldier.
Sel.

How now? who charged first? I seek a brave hand to set me off in death.

Soul.
We are not charg'd Sir, the Prince lies still.
Sel.
How comes this Larum up then?
Soul.
There is one desperate fellow, with the devil in him (He never durst do this else) has broke into us, And here he bangs ye two or three before him, There five or six; ventures upon whole companies.
Ptol.
And is not seconded?
Soul.
Not a man follows.
Sel.
Nor cut a peeces?
Soul.
Their wonder yet has staid 'em.
Sel.
Let's in, and see this miracle?
Ptol.
I admire it.
Exit.
Enter Leontius and Gentlemen.
Leon.
Fetch him off, fetch him off, I am sure he's clouted; Did I not tell you how 'twould take?
1 Gent.
'Tis admirable.
Enter Lieutenant with colours in his hand, pursuing 3 or 4 Souldiers.
Lieu.
Follow that blow, my friend, there's at your coxcombs, I fight to save me from the Surgeons miseries.
Leo.
How the knave curries 'em
Lieu.
You cannot rogues, Till you have my diseases, flie my furie, Ye bread and butter rogues, do ye run from me? And my side would give me leave, I would so hunt ye, Ye porredge-gutted slaves, ye veale-broth boobies.
Enter Demetrius, and Physitians, and Gent.
Leo.
Enough, enough Lieutenant, thou hast done bravely.
Dem.
Mirrour of man.
Lieu.
There's a flag for ye Sir, I took it out o'th' shop, and never paid for't, I'll to 'em again, I am not come to th' text yet.
Dem.
No more my souldier: beshrew my heart he is hurt sore.
Leo.
Hang him, he'll lick all those whole.
2 Phi.
Now will we take him, And cure him in a trice.
Dem.
Be careful of him.
Lieu.
Let me live but two years, And do what ye will with me; I never had but two hours yet of happiness; Pray ye give me nothing to provoke my valour, For I am ev'n as weary of this fighting—
2 Phi.
Ye shall have nothing; come to the Princes Tent And there the Surgeons presently shall search ye,

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Then to your. rest.
Lieu.
A little hansome litter To lay me in, and I shall sleep.
Leo.
Look to him.
Dem.
I do believe a Horse begot this Fellow, He never knew his strength yet; they are our own.
Leo.
I think so, I am cozen'd else; I would but see now A way to fetch these off, and save their honours.
Dem.
Only their lives.
Leo.
Pray ye take no way of Peace now, Unless it be with infinite advantage.
Dem.
I shall be rul'd;
Enter Trumpet and Herold.
Let the Battels now move forward, Our self will give the Signal: Now Herold, What's your Message?
Her.
From my Masters This honourable courtesie, a Parley For half an hour, no more Sir.
Dem.
Let 'em come on, They have my Princely word.
Enter Seleucus, Lysimachus, Ptolomy, Attendants, Souldiers.
Her.
They are here to attend ye.
Dem.
Now Princes, your demands?
Sel.
Peace, if it may be Without the too much tainture of our honour: Peace, and wee'l buy it too.
Dem.
At what price?
Ly.
Tribute.
Ptol.
At all the charge of this War.
Leo.
That will not do.
Sel.
Leontius, you and I have serv'd together, And run through many a Fortune with our Swords Brothers in wounds, and health; one Meat has fed us, One tent a thousand times from cold night cover'd us: Our loves have been but one; and had we died then, One Monument had held our Names, and Actions: Why do you set upon your Friends such Prizes? And Sacrifice to giddy chance such Trophies? Have we forgot to dye? or are our Vertues Less in Afflictions constant, than our Fortunes? Ye are deceiv'd old Soldier.
Leo.
I know your worths, And thus low bow in reverence to your Vertues: Were these my Wars, or lead my power in chief here, I knew then how to meet your Memories:

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They are my Kings imployments; this Man sights now To whom I owe all duty, faith, and service; This man that fled before ye; call back that, That bloody day again, call that disgrace home, And then an easiy peace, may sheath our swords up. I am not greedy of your lives and fortunes, Nor do I gape ungratefully to swallow ye, Honour the spur of all illustrious natures, That made you famous Souldiers, and next Kings, And not ambitious envy strikes me forward, Will ye unarm, and yield your selves his prisoners?
Sel.
We never knew what that sound ment: no gives Shall ever bind this body, but embraces; Nor weight of sorrow here, till earth fall on me.
Leo.
Expect our charge then.
Lys.
'Tis the nobler courtesie: And so we leave the hand of heaven to bless us.
Dem.
Stay, have you any hope?
Cel.
We have none left us, But that one comfort of our deaths together; Give us but room to fight.
Leo.
Win it, and wear it.
Ptol.
Call from the hills those companies hang ore us Like bursting clouds; and then break in, and take us.
Dem.
Find such a Souldier will forsake advantage, And we'll draw off, to shew I dare be noble, And hang a light out to ye in this darkness, The light of peace; give up those Cities, forts, And all those frontire Countryes to our uses.
Sel.
Is this the peace? traitours to those that feed us, Our Gods and people? give our Countryes from us?
Lys.
Begin the knell, it sounds a great deal sweeter.
Ptol.
Let loose your servant death.
Sel.
Fall fate upon us, Our memories shall never stink behind us.
Dem.
Seleucus, great Selcucus.
Ptol.
The Prince calls Sir.
Dem.
Thou stock of nobleness, and curtesie, Thou father of the War—
Leo.
What means the Prince now?
Dem.
Give me my Standard here.
Lys.
His angers melted.
Dem.
You Gentlemen that were his Prisoners, And felt the bounty of that noble nature, Lay all your hands, and bear these Colours to him, The Standard of the Kingdom; take it Soldier.

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Ptol.
What will this mean?
Dem.
Thou hast won it, bear it off, And draw thy Men home whilst we wait upon thee.
Sel.
You shall have all our Countries.
Lys.
Ptol. All by Heaven Sir.
Dem.
I will not have a Stone, a Brush, a Bramble, No, in the way of curtesie, I'll start ye; Draw off, and make a Lane through all the Army, That these that have subdu'd us, may March through us.
Sel.
Sir, do not make me surset with such goodness, I'll bear your Standard for ye; follow ye.
Dem.
I Swear it shall be so, March through me fairly, And thine be this days honour, great Seleucus.
Ptol.
Mirrour of noble Minds.
Dem.
Nay then ye hate me.
Leo.
I cannot speak now:
Ex. with Drums and Shouts.
Well, go thy wayes, at a sure piece of bravery Thou art the best, these Men are won by th' necks now: I'll send a Post away.
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