ACT II. SCENE I.
I have found her Sir, I mean the place she is lodg'd in; her name is Celia, And much a do I had to purchase that too.
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I have found her Sir, I mean the place she is lodg'd in; her name is Celia, And much a do I had to purchase that too.
There's not a handsome wench of any mettle within an hundred miles, but her intelligence reaches her, and out-reaches her, and brings her as considently to Court, as to a sanctuary: What had his mouldy brains ever arriv'd at, had not she beaten it out oth' Flint to fasten him? They say she keeps an office of Concealements: there is no young wench, let her be a Saint, Unless she live ith' Center, but she finds her, and every way prepares addresses to her: if my wife would have followed her course Charintbus, her lucky course, I had the day before him: O what might I have been by this time, Brother? But she (forsooth) when I put these things to her, these things of honest thrift, groans, O my conscience, the load upon my consci∣ence, when to make us cuckolds, they have no more burthen then a brood∣goose, brother; but let's do what we can, though this wench fail us, ano∣ther of a now way will be lookt at: Come, let's abroad, and beat our brains, time may for all his wisdome, yet give us a day.
I am pepper'd, I was i'th' midst of all: and bang'd of all hands: They made an Anvil of my Head, it rings yet; never so thresh'd: Do you call this Fame? I have fam'd it; I have got Immortal fame, but I'll no more on't; I'll no such scratching Saint to serve hereafter; O' my Consci∣ence I was kill'd above Twenty 〈◊〉〈◊〉, and yet I know not what a Devil's in't, I crawl'd away, and liv'd again still; I am hurt plaguily, but now I have nothing neer so much pain Colonel, they have sliced me for that Ma∣lady.
I am glad you are here: but they are all i'th' pound Sir, they'l never ride o'r other Mens Corn again, I take it, such frisking, and such flaunting with their Feathers, and such careering with their Mistriss favours; and here must he be pricking out for honour, and there got he a knock, and down goes Pilgarlick, commends his Soul to his She Saint, and Exit. Ano∣ther spurs in there, cries, Make room Villaines, I am a Lord, scarce spoken, but with reverence a Rascal takes him o'r the Face, and fells him, there lies the Lord, the Lord be with him.
Even cool enough too: for to say truth, he has been shrewdly heated, the Gentleman no doubt will fall to his Jewlips.
No, plague take him, he'll kiss our Tailes as soon; he looks upon us, as if he would say, If ye will turn again, Friends, we will belabour you a little better, and beat a little more care into your Coxcombs. Now shall we have damnable Ballads out against us, most wicked Madrigals: and ten to one, Collonel, Sung to such lowsie, lamentable Tunes.
〈◊〉〈◊〉, send one presentlie away To 'th' King, and let him know our state: and 〈◊〉〈◊〉 ye, be sure the messenger advise his Majesty to comfort up the Prince: he's full of sadness.
Her maiden-head will yield me, let me see now, She is not fifteen they say: for her complexion—Cloe, Cloe, Cloe, here, I have her, Cloe, the Daughter of a Countrey gentleman; Her age upon fifteen: now her complexion, a lovely brown; here 'tis; eyes black and rolling, The body neatly built: she strikes a Lute well, sings most inticingly: these helps con∣sider'd, Her maiden-head will amount to some three hundred, or three hundred and fifty crowns; 'twill bear it handsomly. Her father's poor, some little share deducted, to buy him a hunting Nag: I, 'twill be pretty: Who takes care of the Merchants wife.
Very well, Madam, though very much ado, I had to make her apprehend that happiness.
Good signs, very good signs, symptoms of easie nature. Had she the plate?
Dispatch a Packet, and tell her, her Superiour here commands her, the next Month not to fail, but see deliver'd here to our use, some Twenty young and handsome, as also able Maids, for the Court service, as she will answer it: we are out of beauty, Utterly out, and rub the time away here, With such blown stuff, I am asham'd to send it.
An ancient Woman, with a Maid attending, a pretty Girle, but out of Cloathes; for a little Money, it seems she would put her to your bringing up, Madam,
Let her come in. Would ye ought with us, good Woman? I pray be short, we are full of Business.
Ye say well: come ye hither, Maid, let me feel your Pulse, 'tis some∣what weak but Nature will grow stronger; let me see your Leg, she treads but low ith' Pasterns.
We know what will do it, without your aim, good Woman: What do you pitch her at? she's but a slight Toy—cannot hold out long.
Give her Ten Crowns, we are full of business, she is a poor Woman, let her take a Cheese home: Enter the Wench in the Office.
A pretty Name; 'twill do well: Go in, and let the other Maid in∣struct ye Phebe;
Let my old Velvet Skirt be made sit for her, I'll put her into action for a Wastcoat, and when I have rigg'd her up once, this small Pinnace shall sail for Gold, and good store too: Who's there?
we never have any case in this World? still troubled? still molested? What would you have? I cannot furnish ye faster then I am able.
Prethee, good sweet heart, I come not to disturb thee, nor discou∣rage thee, I know thou labour'st truly: hark in thine ear.
Ha? What do you make so dainty on't? look there, I am an Ass, I can do nothing.
Prithee, my best Leucippe, ther's much hangs on't, lodg'd at the end of Marse's street? that's true too; at the sack of such a Town, by such a Souldier preserv'd a prisoner: and by Prince Demetrius bought from that man again, maintain'd, and favourd: How came you by this knowledge?
Poor weak man, I have a thousand eyes, when thou art sleeping, abroad, and full of business.
No, she is beyond my level; so hedg'd in by the Princes insinite love, and favour to her—
Come in then; I have a great design from the King to you, and you must work like wax now.
I have done Toyes in my time of some note; old as I am, I think my brains will work without barme, take up the Books.
Good Prince, grieve not: we are not certain of their Deaths: the Enemy, though he be hot and keen, yet holds good Quarter. What Noise is this?