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A DIALOGUE BETWEEN ALKALI, and ACID.
WELL met Mr. Acid, whither are you hurrying so fast, to some Heroe run through the Lungs, or the Heart?
I should hardly stay to tell you Mr. Alkali, but that I am engag'd to oppose you where-ever we meet, you Principle of Death and Corruption, I am always provok'd by you, you have done so much mischief in the World: And now to your farther reproach, I have a fresh instance of your badness, by a Messenger from my Lord Lazington, whom you have plagu'd with a fit of the Gout, and that a desperate one if I come not in time to his assistance, none can help him but I, and he thinks it 7 Years e're I come to him.
You are very sharp Mr. Acid. I sometime since heard in∣deed, that you have reptoach'd me in all Companies, even in Coffee-Houses, as well as wrote Books against me, but now I find it true: I am glad I have met with you, to tell you, you have scandalously reported divers things of me, which if you can't prove to my Face, I shall not easily put up the Injury, nor part with you willingly without Proof, or Submission. Let my Lord Lazington roar a little, you will be the welcomer when you come; and I know you can tell how to excuse your delay; some Duke or other had sent for you before, and perhaps my Lord will do as well without you. Let us try whether you can maintain your Charge: You call me the Principle of Death and Corruption, and I hear you say, I am the cause of all Diseases, and that you alone are the Dr. that can do any thing considerable in the Cure of them, and that by destroying and expelling Alkali: And this you make an Hypo∣thesis of, and call it a new one, of your discovery.
I am so far from denying what I have said against Alkali,