CANTO XV.
Socrates was given to Toys,
Committed Sodomy with Boys.
Phaedo came reeking from the Stews
To Plato's School, this was no News.
Dionysius took Plato by the Sweet-Tooth,
A Trencher-Chaplain, forsooth.
Democritus bor'd out his Eyes in all haste,
Of purpose, that he might be Chaste.
Aristotle was very base,
To put his Friend Hermias out of his Place.
The same man flattered Alexander,
Because he was a great Commander.
Aristippus in Purple play'd the Sot,
His seeming Gravity lov'd the Pot.
Who would not send their Sons to School, if 'twere no more,
Than to learn, how to get a Whore?