England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.

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Two Gentleman Riding on the Road, espi••d at a distance an old Wo∣man a doing her necessary occasion, by a Hedge side; one of them offered a Bottle of Wine, that she would turn and see what she had done; they a∣greed on the Wager, and she accor∣dingly did. Well, says the Loser, I'll ask her why she did so when I come to her; then Riding up to her, Well, good Woman, said he, I see you have been Evacuating your self; Did you so? quoth she, you see no more with your Eyes, then you may carry away in your Mouth. But pray Mrs. said the Gen∣tle••an, what made you look back on it, when you had done? To see if there were enough for you Both, Sirs, replyed she.