England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.

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Title: England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.
Author: Crouch, Humphrey, fl. 1635-1671.
Publication: London :: Printed for John Harris ...,; 1693.
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Subject terms: English wit and humor.
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The Bishop of Mentz, had a merry Fellow to his Tenant, who was deep in Arreers for Rent, to whom the Bi∣shop sent his Steward, who told him that unless he took more care to pay his Rent, the Bishop would take a Course with him; to whom the Fellow repli∣ed, he did not value the Bishop, for he knew how to keep out of his Clutches: Why, says the Stward, you must go out of the Bishopwrick then, no replied the Fellow, I wont; for I have forty lurking places about the Diocess where he will never find me: where can they be, I beseech you, says the Steward, why there's one in every Church, says he; Then he'l quickly find you out, says the other, for he's there once a Week at least. O but, says the Fellew, I'll hide my self in one of the Pulpits, where I'm sure he won't come in hast.