England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.
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England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.
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Crouch, Humphrey, fl. 1635-1671.
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London :: Printed for John Harris ...,
1693.
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English wit and humor.
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"England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A35190.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed May 23, 2024.
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33.
A Quaker being in Bed with his Wife, in the middle of the Night she pulled him, saying thus, Awake, Eben∣ezer, awake: What sayest thou the Wife of my Bosom, says he? Arise quickly, says she, and go into the next Room, and nigh unto the place that pays Tribute to Caesar, there standeth a Wicker-Chair, thereon hangeth my Red Petticoat; take from thence two Fart••ings, and go to our Friend Theophilus, the Tallow-Chandler, and buy therewith two Candles; light one of them, and spring in hastily, for I