England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.

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England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C.
Author
Crouch, Humphrey, fl. 1635-1671.
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London :: Printed for John Harris ...,
1693.
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English wit and humor.
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"England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A35190.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 5, 2024.

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155.

A Certain King kept a Fool in his Court, that us'd to write down in a Book all the Follies of the great Men in the Court▪ which Book the King sometimes, when he was dispos'd to be Mery, wou'd look into. Now one day after Dinner, the King read∣ing of the Book, found himself in it, with a Story of five thousand Pounds, which he gave a Iew in his Court, to

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go to Brbary and buy Horses with: So the King ask'd his Jester, Why he put him in, Why, says he, for giving your Mony to one t••••t you may never see, again: But says the King, What if he should return and bring the Horses, what Folly is it then? Why, if he doe's, replyed the Fool, I'll blot out your Name, and put in his, for a Fool, for not keeping your Money whe he had it.

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