The wonders of the peake by Charles Cotton.

THE WONDERS OF The Peake.

DUrst I expostulate with Providence, I then should ask, wherein the innocence Of my poor undesigning infancy, Could Heaven offend to such a black degree, As for th' offence to damn me to a place Where Nature only suffers in disgrace. A Country so deform'd, the Traveller Would swear those parts Natures pudenda were: Like Warts and Wens hills on the one* 1.1 side swell, To all but Natives inaccessible;

† 1.2 Th'other a blue scrofulous scum defiles, Flowing from th' earths impostumated boyles; That seems the steps (Mountains on Mountains thrown) By which the Giants storm'd the Thunderers Throne, This from that prospect seems the sulph'rous flood, Where sinful Sodom and Gomorrah stood.

'Twixt these twin-Provinces of Britains shame, The Silver Dove (how pleasant is that name) Runs through a Vale high crested Cliffs o'reshade; (By her fair Progress only pleasant made:) But with so swift a Torrent in her course, As shews the Nymph flies from her native source, To seek what there's deny'd, the Suns warm Beams, And to embrace Trents prouder swelling streams. In this so craggy, ill-contriv'd a Nook. Of this our little world, this pretty Brook

Alas! is all the recompence I share, For all th' intemperancies of the Air, Perpetual Winter, endless solitude, Or the society of men so rude, That it is ten times worse. Thy murmurs (* 1.3 Dove) Or humour Lovers; or men fall in love With thy bright beauties, and thy fair blue eyes Wound like a Parthian, whilst the shooter flies. Of all fair Thetis Daughters none so bright, So pleasant none to taste, none to the sight, None yields the gentle Angler such delight. To which the bounty of her stream is such, As only with a swift and transient touch, T' enrich her steril borders as she glides, And force sweet flowers from their marble sides.

North-East from this fair Rivers head there lies A† 1.4 Country that abounds with Rarities,

They call them Wonders there, and be they so; But the whole Country sure's a wonder too, And Mother of the rest, which seven are, And one of them so singularly rare, As does indeed amount to miracle, And all the Kingdom boasts so far excel, It ought not, I confess to be prophan'd By my poor Muse; nor should an artless hand Presume to take a Crayon up to trace, But the faint Land-scape of so brave a place. Yet, noble* 1.5 Chatsworth, for I speak of thee, Pardon the love will prompt the injury My Pen must do thee, when, before I end, I fix dishonour, where I would commend.

The first of these I meet with in my way, Is a vast Cave, which the old people say

One Poole an Out-law made his residence; But why he did so, or for what offence, The Beagles of the Law should press so near, As, spight of horrors self, to earth him there; Is in our times a Riddle, and in this Tradition most unkindly silent is: But whatsoe're his Crime, than such a Cave A worse imprisonment he could not have.

At a high Mountains foot, whose lofty crest O're-looks the Marshy Prospect of the West; Under its Base there is an† 1.6 Overture Which Summer Weeds do render so obscure, The careless Traveller may pass, and ne're Discover, or suspect an entry there: But such a one there is, as we might well Think it the Crypto-porticus of Hell,

Had we not been instructed, that the Gate, Which to Destruction leads, is nothing straight.

Through a blind door (which some poor Wo∣man there Still keeps the Key of, that it may keep her) Men bowing low, take leave of days fair light, To crowd themselves into the Womb of Night, Through such a low and narrow pass, that it For Badgers, Wolves, and Foxes seems more fit; Or for the yet less sorts of Chaces, then T'admit the Statures, and the Bulks of men, Could it to reason any way appear, That men could find out any business there. But having fifteen paces crept or more, Through pointed stones and dirt upon all four, The gloomy Grotto lets men upright rise, Although they were six times Goliah's size. There, looking upward, your astonish'd sight Beholds the glory of the sparkling light

Th' enamel'd Roof darts round about the place, With so subduing, but ingrateful rays; As to put out the lights, by which alone They receive luster, that before had none, And must to darkness be resign'd when they are gone. But here a roaring Torrent bids you stand, Forcing you climb a Rock on the right hand, Which hanging, pent-house-like, does overlook The dreadful Channel of the rapid Brook, So deep, and black, the very thought does make My brains turn giddy, and my eye-balls ake. Over this dangerous Precipice you crawl, Lost if you slip, for if you slip you fall; But whither, faith 'tis no great matter, when Y'are sure ne'er to be seen alive agen. Propt round with Peasants, on you trembling go, Whilst, every step you take, your Guides do show In the uneven Rock the uncouth shapes Of Men, of Lions, Horses, Dogs, and Apes:

But so resembling each the fancied shape, The Man might be the Horse, the Dog the Ape. And straight just in your way a* 1.7 stone appears, Which the resemblance of a Hay-cock bears, Some four foot high, and beyond that a less Of the same Figure; which do still increase In height, and bulk, by a continual drop, Which upon each distilling from the top, And falling still exactly on the Crown, There break themselves to mists, which trickling down, Crust into stone, and (but with leasure) swell The sides, and still advance the Miracle. So that in time, they would be tall enough, If there were need, to prop the hanging Roof, Did not sometimes the curious visiters, To steal a treasure, is not justly theirs,

Break off much more at one injurious blow, Than can again in many Ages grow. These the Wise Natives call the Fonts; but there Descending from the Roof there does appear A bright transparent* 1.8 Cloud, which from above, By those false lights, does downwards seem to move, Like a Machine, which, when some God appears, We see descend upon our Theaters. Unlike in figure, and in posture, this With the two nam'd before, owes its increase To the same cause the others grow up by, Namely, the petrifying quality Of those bright drops, which trickling one by one, Deliberately crust, as they glide, to stone; By which the Stiria longer, bigger grows, And must touch ground at last, but when, who knows,

To see these thriving by these various ways, It seems, methinks, as if the first did raise Their heads the pond'rous Vault so to sustain, Whilst th'other pendant Pillar seems to strein, And, at full stretch, endeavour to extend A stable foot to the same needless end. And this forsooth the Bacon-Flitch they call, Not that it does resemble one at all; For it is round, not flat: but I suppose Because it hangs i'th' roof like one of those, And shines like salt, Peake Bacon-eaters came At first to call it by that greasie name. This once a fellow had, another Stone Of the same colour, and proportion: But long ago, I know not how, the one Fell down, or eaten was; for now 'tis gone. The next thing you arrive at, is a* 1.9 Stone, In truth a very rare, and pretty one;

Which, on a Rocks sharp ridge taking its root, Rises from thence in a neat round turn'd foot Twelve inches high▪ or more, wherein are all The mouldings of a round-turn'd Pedestal. Whence bulbing out in figure of a Sphere, Some two foot and a half Diameter, The whole above is finisht in a small Pellucid Spire crown'd with a Crystal Ball. This, very aptly, they Pool's Lanthorn name, Being like those in Admiral Poops that flame. For several Paces beyond these, you meet With nothing worth observing, save your feet, Which with great caution you must still dispose, Lest, by mischance, should you once footing lose, Your own true story only serve to grace The lying Fables of the uncouth place: But moving forward o're the glassy shoar, You hear the Torrent now much louder roar,

With such a noise striking th' astonisht ear, As does inform some Cataract is near: When soon the deluge, that your fear attends Contemptibly in a small Riv'let ends, Which falling low with a precipitous wave, The dreadful Eccho of the spacious Cave, Gives it that hollow sound a man would fear The Sea was breaking in a Channel there: And yet above the Current's not so wide To put a Maid to an indecent stride; Which through bright Pebbles trembling there does crawl, As if afraid of the approaching fall, Which is a dreadful one; but yet how deep I never durst extend my neck to peep. Beyond this little Rill, before your eyes You see a great transparent* 1.10 Pillar rise,

Of the same shining matter with the rest; But such a one, as Nature does contest, Though working in the dark, in this brave piece With all the Obelisks of antique Greece; For all the Art the Chizel could apply, Ne're wrought such curious folds of Drapery. Of this the figure is, as men should crowd A vast Colossus in a Marble shrowd, And yet the pleats so soft, and flowing are, As finest folds, from finest looms they were; But, far as hands can reach to give a blow, By the rude Clowns broke, and disfigur'd so, As may be well suppos'd, when all that come, Carry some piece of the Rock Crystal home. Of all these Rarities, this alone can claim A doubtless right to everlasting fame, The fairest, brightest Queen, that ever yet On English ground unhappy footing set,

Having, to th' rest of th' Isles eternal shame, Honor'd this Stone with her own splendid name. For Scotlands Queen, hither by Art betray'd, And by false friendship after Captive made, (As if she did nought but a Dungeon want T' express the utmost rigor of restraint) Coming to view this Cave, took so much pains, For all the damp, and horror it contains, To penetrate so far, as to this place, And seeing it, with her own mouth to grace, As her non ultra, this now famous Stone, By naming, and declaring it her own; Which, ever since so gloriously enstall'd, Has been the Queen of Scots her Pillar call'd.

Illustrious Mary, it had happy been, Had you then found a Cave like this to skreen Your Sacred Person from those Frontier Spies, That of a Sovereign Princess durst make prize,

When Neptune too officiously bore Your cred'lous Innocence to this faithless shore. Oh England! once who hadst the only fame Of being kind to all who hither came For refuge, and protection; how couldst thou So strangely alter thy Good Nature now, Where there was so much excellenee to move, Not only thy compassion, but thy love? 'Twas strange on earth, save Calidonian ground, So impudent a villain could be found, Such Majesty, and Sweetness to accuse; Or after that a Iudg would not refuse Her Sentence to Pronounce; or that being done, Even amongst bloody'st Hangmen, to find one Durst, though her Face was veild, and Neck laid down, Strike off the fairest Head e're wore a Crown. And what State-Policy there might be here, Which does with right too often interfere,

I'm not to judg; yet thus far dare be bold, A fouler Act the Sun did ne're behold, And 'twas the worst, if not the only stain, I'th' brightest Annals of a Female Reign.

Over the Brook you're now oblig'd to stride, And, on the left hand, by this Pillars side To seek new Wonders, though beyond this stone, Unless you safe return, you'l meet with none, And that indeed will be a kind of one: For from this place, the way does rise so steep, Craggy, and wet, that who all safe does keep, A stout, and faithful Genius has, that will In Hells black Territories guard him still; Yet to behold these vast prodigious Stones, None who has any kindness for his bones, Will venture to climb up, though I did once, A certain symptom of an empty sconce;

But many more have done the like since then, That now are wiser than to do't agen. Having swarm'd sevenscore paces up, or more On the right hand you find a kind of floor, Which twining back, hangs o're the Cave below, Where, through a hole, your kind Conductors show A Candle left on purpose at the Brook, On which, with trembling horror, whilst you look, You'l fancy't from that dreadful Precipice, A Spark ascending from the black Abyss. Returning to your Road, you thence must still Higher, and higher mount the dang'rous Hill, Till, at the last, dirty, and tir'd enough, Your giddy heads do touch the sparkling Roof. And now you here a while to pant may sit, To which Advent'rers have thought requisit To add a Bottle, to express the love They owe their Friends left in the world above.

And here I too would sheath my wearied Pen, Were I not bound to bring you back agen; You therefore must return, but with much more Deliberate circumspection, than before: Two Hob-nail Peakrills, one on either side, Your arms supporting like a bashful Bride, Whilst a third steps before, kindly to meet With his broad shoulders your extended feet, And thus from Rock to Rock they slide you down, Till to their footing you may add your own: Which is at the great Torrent, roars below, From whence your Guides another Candle show Left in the hole above, whose distant light, Seems a Star peeping through a sullen night.

You there with far less painful steps, but yet More dangerous still, the way you came repeat, Your Peake-bred Convoy of rude Men and Boys, All the way whooting with that dreadful noise,

A man would think it were the dismal yell Of Souls tormented in the flames of Hell; And I almost believ'd it, by the face Our Masters give us of that unknown place. But being conducted with this Triumph back, Before y'are yet permitted leave to take Of this Infernal Mansion, you must see Where Master Poole, and his bold Yeomanry Took up their dark Apartments, which do lie Over the narrow pass you entred by, Up an ascent of easie mounting, where They shew his Hall, his Parlour, Bed-Chamber, Withdrawing-Room, and Closset, and, to these, His Kitchen, and his other Offices, And all contriv'd to justifie a Fable, That may indeed pass with the ign'rant Rabble, And might serve him perhaps a day, or so When close pursu'd; but men of sence must know,

Who of the place have took a serious view, None but the Devil himself could live there two. And I half think your selves are glad to hear Your own deliverance to be so near; Then once more through the narrow passage strain, And you shall see the chearful day again; When, after two hours darkness, you will say The Sun appears drest in a brighter Ray: Thus after long restraint, when once set free, Men better tast the air of Liberty.

Six hundred paces hence, and Northward still, On the descent of such a little Hill, As by the rest of greater bulk, and same, Environ'd round, scarcely deserves that name, A Crystal* 1.11 Fountain Springs in healing streams, Hot (though close shaded from the Suns warm beams,

By a malicious Roof, that covers it, So close, as not his prying eye t' admit (That elsewhere's priviledg'd) here to behold His beamy Face, and locks of burning Gold, In the most flatt'ring mirror, that below His travel round the spacious Globe can show) So fair a Nymph, and so supremely bright, The teeming Earth did never bring to light; Nor does she rush into the world with noise Like Neptune's ruder Sex of Roaring Boys; But boils and simmers up, as if the heat That warms her waves that motion did beget. But where's the Wonder? Eor it is well known Warm, and clear Fountains in the Peak are none. Which the whole Province thorough so abound, Each Yeoman almost has them in his ground. Take then the Wonder of this famous place; This tepid Fountain a Twin-Sister has,

Of the same beauty and complexion, That, bubbling six foot off, joyns both in one: But yet so cold withal, that who will stride When bathing, cross the Bath but half so wide, Shall in one body, which is strange, endure At once an Ague, and a Calenture. Strange, that two Sisters springing up at once, Should differ thus in constitutions; And would be stranger, could they be the same; That Love should one half of the heart enflame, Whilst th'other, senslless of a Lovers pain, Freezes it self, and him in cold disdain; Or that a Naiade, having careless play'd With some male wanton stream, and fruitful made, Should have her silver breasts, at once to flow, One with warm Milk, th'other with melted Snow. Yet for the Patients 'tis more proper still, Fit to enflame the blood is cold and chill,

And of the blood t'allay the glowing heat, Wild youth, and yet wilder desires beget. Hither the Sick, the Lame, and Barren come, And hence go healthful, sound, and fruitful home. Buxton's in beauty famous? but in this Much more, the Pilgrim never frustrate is, That comes to bright St. Anne, when he can get Nought but his pains from yellow* 1.12 Somerset. Nor is our Saint, though sweetly humble, shutt Within coarse walls of an indecent Hutt; But in the Centre of a Pallace springs A Mansion proud enough for Saxon Kings; But by a Lady built, who rich and wise, Not only Houses rais'd, but Families, More, and more great, than England that does flow In Loyal Peers, can from one Fouutain show. But, either through the fault of th' Architect, The Workman's ignorance, knavery, or neglect;

Or through the searching nature of the Air, Which almost always breaths in Tempests there; This Structure, which in expectation shou'd Ages as many, as't has years have stood; Chinckt, and decay'd so dangerously fast, And near a Ruin; till it came at last, To be thought worth the Noble* 1.13 Owners care, New to rebuild, what Art could not repair, As he has done, and like himself, of late Much more commodious, and of greater state.

North-East from hence three Peakish Miles at least, (Which who once measures will dread all the rest) At th' instep of just such another Hill, There creeps a Spring that makes a little† 1.14 Rill,

Which at first sight to curious Visiters, So small, and so contemptible appears, They'd think themselves abus'd, did they not stay To see wherein the wonder of it lay. This Fountain is so very very small, Th' Observer hardly can perceive it crawl Thorough the sedg, which scarcely in their beds Confess a Current by their waving heads. I'th' Chinks through which it issues to the day, It stagnant seems, and makes so little way, That Thistle-down without a breeze of Air, May lie at Hull, and be becalmed there; Which makes the wary Owner of the ground, For his Herds use the tardy Waves impound, In a low Cistern of so small content As stops so little of the Element For so important use, that when the Cup Is fullest crown'd, a Cow may drink it up.

Yet this so still, so very little Well, Which thus beheld seems so contemptible, No less of real Wonder does comprize, Than any of the other Rarities: For now, and then a hollow murmuring sound, Being first heard remotely under ground, The Spring immediately swells, and straight Boils up through several pores to such a height, As, overflowing soon the narrow Shoar, Below does in a little Torrent roar. Whilst, near the Fountain mouth, the water sings Thorough the secret Conduits of her Springs, With such a harmony of various Notes, As Grotto's yield, through narrow Brazen throats, When, by weight of higher streams, the lower Are upwards forc'd in an inverted shower. But the sweet Musick's short, three minutes space To highest mark this Oceanet does raise,

And half that time retires the obbing waves, To the dark windings of their frigid Caves.

To seek investigable Causes out, Serves not to clear, but to increase a doubt, And where the best of Natures Spies but grope, For me, who worst can speculate, what hope To find the secret cause of these strange Tides? Which an impenetrable Mountain hides From all to view these Miracles that come, In dark recesses of her spatious Womb. And* 1.15 He who is in Nature the best read, Who the best hand has to the wisest head, Who best can think, and best his thoughts express, Does but, perhaps, more rationally guess, When he his fense delivers of these things, And Fancy sends to search these unknown Springs.

He tells us first, these flowing waters are 'Too sweet, their Fluxes too irregular, To owe to Neptune these fantastick turns; Nor yet does Phoebe with her silver horns, In these free-franchis'd, subterranean Caves Push into crowded Tydes the frighted Waves. But that the Spring swell'd by some smoaking show∣er That teeming clouds on Tellus surface power, Marches amain with the confederate Force, Until some straighter passage in its course, Stops the tumultuous throng, which pressing fast, And forc'd on still to more precipitous hast, By the succeeding streams lyes gargling there, Till, in that narrow throat, th'obstructed Air, Finding it self in too strict limits pent, Opposes so th' invading Element, As first to make the half choakt gullet heave, And then disgorge the stream it can't receive.

Than this, of this Peak-Wonder, I believe None a more plausible account can give. Though here it might be said, if this were so, It never would, but in wet weather flow; Yet in the greatest droughts the Earth abides, It never fails to yield less frequent Tides, Which always clear and unpolluted are, And nothing of the wash of Tempest share. But whether this a Wonder be; or no: 'T will be one, Reader, if thou seest it flow; For having been there ten times, for the nonce, I never yet could see it flow but once, And that the last time too, which made me there. Take my last leave on't, as I now do here.

Hence two miles East, does a fourth Wonder lye. Worthy the greatest curiosity,

Cal'd* 1.16 Elden-Hole; but such a dreadful place, As will procure a tender Muse her grace, In the description if she chance to fail, When my hand trembles, and my cheeks turn pale. Betwixt a verdant Mountains falling flanks, And within bounds of easie swelling banks, That hem the Wonder in on either side, A formidable Scissure gapes so wide, Steep, black, and full of horror, that who dare Looks down into the Chasme, and keeps his hair From lifting off his hat, either has none, Or for more modish curls casheers his own. It were injurious I must confess, By mine to measure braver Courages: But when I peep into't, I must declare, My heart still beats, and eyes with horror stare.

And he, that standing on the brink of Hell, Can carry it so unconcern'd, and well, As to betray no fear, is, certainly, A better Christian; or a worse than I.

This yawning mouth is thirty paces long, Scarce half so wide, within lin'd through with strong Continuous Walls of solid perpend stone: A Gulf wide, steep, black, and a dreadful one; Which few, that come to see it, dare come near, And the most daring still approach with fear. Having with terror, here beheld a space The gastly aspect of this dang'rous place; Critical Passengers usually sound, How deep the threatning gulf goes under ground, By tumbling down stones sought throughout the field, As great as the officious Boores can wield,

Of which such Millions of Tuns are thrown, That in a Country, almost all of stone, About the place they something scarce are grown. But being brought, down they'r condemn'd to go, When silence being made, and ears laid low, The first's turn'd off, which, as it parts the Air, A kind of sighing makes as if it were, Capable of that useless passion, Fear. Till the first hit strikes the astonisht ear, Like Thunder under-ground; thence it invades, With louder thunders, those Tartarean shades, Which groan forth horror, at each ponderous stroke Th'unnatural issue gives the Parent Rock; Whilst, as it strikes, the sound by turns we note, When nearer slat, sharper when more remote, As the hard walls, on which it strikes, are found Fit to reverberate the bellowing sound: When, after falling long, it seems to hiss, Like the old Serpent in the dark Abyss:

Till Eccho, tir'd with posting, does refuse To carry to th'inquisitive Perdu's, That couchant lye above, the trembling news. And there ends our Intelligence, how far It travails further, no one can declare; Though if it rested here the place might well Sure be accepted for a Miracle.

Your Guide to all these Wonders, never fails To entertain you with ridic'lous tales Of this strange place, One of a Goose thrown in, Which out of Peaks-Arse two miles off, was seen Shell-naked sally, rifled of her plume; By which a man may lawfully presume, The owner was a woman grave, and wise, Could know her Goose again in that disguise.

Another lying Tale the People tell, And without smiling, of a pond'rous Bell

By a long Rope let down the Pit to sound; When many hundred fadoms under-ground It stopt: but though they made their sinews crack All the men there could not once move it back; Till, after some short space, the plundred line With scores of curious knots made wond'rous fine, Came up amain with easie motion: But for the Jangling Plummet, that was gone.

But with these idle Fables feign'd of old, Some modern truths, and sad ones too are told: One of that mercenary Fool expos'd His Life for gold, t'explore what lies enclos'd In this obscure Vacuity, and tell Of stranger sights than Theseus saw in Hell: But the poor Wretch pay'd for his thirst of gain: For being cran'd up with a distemper'd brain, A fault'ring tongue, and a wild staring look, (Whether by damps not known, or horror strook)

Now this man was confederate with mischance 'Gainst his own Life, his whole inheritance, Which bates the pity human nature bears To poor involuntary Sufferers: But the sad tale of his severer fate Whose story's next, compassion must create He raving languish'd a few days, and then Di'd; peradventure to go down agen. In savages and in the silent deep, Make the hard marble, that destroy'd him, weep.

A Stranger, to this day from whence not known. Travelling this wild Countrey all alone, And by the Night surpriz'd, by Destiny (If such a thing, and so unkind there be) Was guided to a Village near this place, Where asking at a house how far it was To such a Town, and being told so far; Will, you my friend, t'oblige a Traveller,

Says the benighted Stranger, be so kind As to conduct me thither; you will bind My gratitude for ever, and in hand, Shall presently receive what you'l demand. The fellow hum'd, and haw'd, and scratch'd his pate, And, to draw on good wages, said 'twas late, And grew so dark, that though he knew the way, He durst not be so confident, to say He might not miss it in so dark a night: But if his Worship would be pleas'd t'alight, And let him call a Friend, he made no doubt, But one of them would surely find it out. The Traveller well pleased at any rate, To have so expert Guides, dismounted straight, Giving his horse up to the treach'rous slave, Who having hous'd him, forthwith fell to heave And poize the Portmantu, which finding fraight At either end with lumps of tempting weight,

The Devil and he made but a short dispute About the thing they soon did execute: For calling th'other Rogue, who long had bin His complice in preceding acts of sin, He tells him of the prize, sets out the gain, Shews how secure and easie to obtain; Which prest so home, where was so little need, The strangers ruine quickly was decreed. Thus to the poor proscrib'd, the Villains go, And with joynt confidence assure him so, That with his hap to meet such friends content, He put himself into their hands, and went.

The guilty night, as if she would express Confederacy with such black purposes, The sparkling Hemisphear had overspread With darkest vapours from foul Lerna bred; The world was hush't, all save a sighing wind, That might have warn'd a more presaging mind,

When these two Sons of Satan, thus agreed, With seeming wariness, and care proceed, All the while mixing their amusing chat, With frequent cautions of this step, and that; Till having some six hundred paces gone, Master here's but a scurvy grip, sayes one Of the damn'd Rogues (and he said very right) Pray for more safety, Sir, be pleas'd t' alight, And let him lead your Horse a little space, Till you are past this one uneven place, You'l need to light no more, Ile warrant you; And still this instrument of Hell said true, Forthwith alights the innocent Trapan'd, One leads his Horse, the other takes his hand, And, with a shew of care, conducts him thus To these steep thresholds of black Erebus: And there (O act of horror which out-vies The direst of inhumane cruelties!)

Let me (my Muse) repeat it without sin, The barb'rous Villain pusht him headlong in. The frighted wretch, having no time to speak, Forc'd his distended throat in such a skriek, As, by the shrilness of the doleful cry, Pierc'd through, and through th'immense inanity, Enforming so the half dead fallers Ear What he must suffer, what he had to fear When, at the very first befriending knock, His trembling brains smear'd the Tarpeian Rock, The shatter'd carcass downward rattles fast, Whilst thence dismist, the Soul with greater hast From those infernal mansions does remove And mounts to seek the happy seats above. What bloody Arab of the fellest breed, What but the yet more fell I—n seed, Could once have meditated such a Deed? But one of these Heaven's vengeance did ere long Call to account for this poor creatures wrong.

Who hang'd for other Crimes, amongst the rest This horrid murther at his death confest: Whilst th'other Rogue, to Iustice foul disgrace, Yet lives, 'tis said unquestion'd near the place. How deep this Gulph does travel under ground, Though there have been attempts, was never found: But I my self, with half the Peak surrounded, Eight hundred, fourscore, and four yards have sound∣ed, And, though of these fourscore return'd back wet, The Plummet drew, and found no bottom yet: Though when I went again another day, To make a further, and a new essay, I could not get the lead down half the way.

Enough of Hell! From hence you forward ride, Still mounting up the Mountains groaning side, Till having gain'd the utmost height, your Eye

North-ward a mile a* 1.17 higher does descry, And steeper much, though from that prospect green, With a black, moorish Valley stretcht between. Unlike in stature, and in substance, this To the South-East is a great precipice, Not of firm Rock, like the rest here that shroud Their lowring Summits in a dewy cloud: But of a shaly Earth, that from the crown With a continual motion mouldring down, Spawns a less Hill of looser mould below, Which will in time tall as the Mother grow, And must perpetuate the Wonder so. Which Wonder is, That though this Hill nere cease To wast it self, it suffers no decrease: But t'would a greater be, if those that pass Should miss the Atomes of so vast a Mass:

Though Neighbours, if they nearer would enquire, Must needs perceive the pilling Cliff retire: And the most cursory beholder may Visibly see a manifest decay, By Jutting stones, that by the Earth left bare Hang on the trip suspended in the Air. This haughty Mountain by indulgent Fame Prefer'd t'a Wonder, Mam-Tor has to name; For in that Country Iargon's uncouth sence Expressing any craggy eminence, From Tower; but then why Mam I cann't surmise; Unless because Mother to that does rise Out of her ruins; better then to speak, It might be call'd the Phoenix of the Peak; For when this Mountain by long wasting's gone. Her ashes will, and not till then be one. Which ere I quit, I must beg leave to tell One story only of this Miracle.

Of late a Countrey fellow, it seems one Who had more courage, than discretion; Untempted; or by wager; or by price, And obstinately deaf to all Advice, Would needs attempt to climb this precipice. Thus then resolv'd th' Enceladus sets out, With a Peak heart Heaven-defying stout, A daring look, and vast Colossean strides, To storm the frowning Mountains mouldring sides. Wherein the first steps of th' Adventurers proof, Were easie, and encouraging enough, Scarce Pent-house-steep, and ev'ry step did brand Assured footing in the yielding sand; And higher though much steeper; yet the Hill By leaning backward gave him footing still; Though still more tickle, and unsafe, as higher The hair-brain'd fool did in's attempt aspire. But being arriv'd to the stupendious place Where the Cliffs beetle brows orelook his Base,

The jutting front with threatning ruins there Bad stand unto the bold Adventurer. Then from that stupifying height, too late, Th' astonisht wretch saw his approaching Fate, Thence first he downward cast his woful eyes, Sadly to view the dang'rous precipice, Which the bold stormer with such horror strook, As all his Limbs with a cold trembling shook, With so unseasonable an Ague fit, That hands, and feet were ready hold to quit, And to the Fool their Master's Fate submit. How to advance a step he could not tell, And to descend was as impossible: But thus environed with black despair, He hung suspended in the liquid Air. He then would fain have pray'd: but Authors say, Few of the Province guifted are that way,

And that to swear, curse, slaunder, and forswear More natural is to your Peak Highlander; Though there are many vertuous people there. But be it how it will, the fellow hung On stretcht-out sinews so exceeding long, Till ready to drop off, Necessity Bad mount, and live; or else fall down, and die With last effort he upward then gan crawl, To rise; or from a nobler height to fall; And as he forward strove began to try This, and that hanging stone's stability, To prove their firmness, and to feel what hold The Earth-bound ends had in the crumbling mold. Some of which hanging Tables as he still Made further progress up the trickling Hill, He found so loose they threatned as he went, To sweep him off, and be his Monument. But 'tis most certain that some other end, In Fates dark leaves for the rash Fool is pend,

Not by a fall so noble, and so high, Though by a slip perhaps 'twixt Earth, and Sky; For, to th' Spectators wonder, and his own, He panting gain'd at last the Mountains Crown.

Hence an uneven mile below, in sight Of this strange Cliffe, and almost opposite, Lies Castleton a place of noted fame, Which from the Castl there derives its name. Entring the Village presently y'are met With a clear swift, and murm'ring Rivolet, Towards whose source if up the stream you look On your right hand close by, your Eye is strook With a stupendious Rock, raising so high His craggy Temples tow'rds the Azure Sky That if we this should with the rest compare, They Hillocks, Mole-hills, Warts, and Pibbles are. This, as if King of all the Mountains round, Is on the top with an old Tower crown'd,

An Antick thing, fit to make people stare: But of no use, either in Peace; or War. Under this Castle yawns a dreadful* 1.18 Cave, Whose sight may well astonish the most brave, And make him pause, ere further he proceed T'explore what in those gloomy vaults lie hid. The Brook, which from one mighty Spring does flow, Through a deep stony Channel runs below, Whilst ore a Path level, and broad enough For human Feet; or for the armed Hoof, Above you, and below all precipice, You still advance towards the Court of Dis. Over this cawsey as you forward go, On your right hand cross the deep course below, You see the Fountains long imprison'd streams, Leap out to wanton in the Sun's warm beams.

There through a marble Pipe some two foot wide, And deeper than a Pikes-length can decide, Sick of long wandring in those invious caves, She here disgorges her tumultuous waves, With such a force, that if you coit a stone Any thing flat, although a heavy one, Though the fall makes it sink, it will amain, Like squeamish Patients throw it up again, As a pale leaf, kill'd by the winters frown; Nor, till it gain an Edge, receive it down. So that it seems by the strange force it has, Rising from such a pond'rous Mountains base, As if prest down with the great weight, it thence Deriv'd this supernatural violence. Above the Spring, the Channel goes up still, Dry now: but which the Cave does sometimes fill With such a roaring, and high swelling Tide, The tallest First-rate-Frigat there may ride.

Now to the Cave we come, wherein is found A new strange thing, a Village under ground; Houses, and Barns for Men, and Beasts behoof, With distinct Walls, under one solid Roof. Stacks both of Hay, and Turf, which yields a scent Can only fume from Satan's fundament; For this black Cave lives in the voice of fame To the same sence by a yet coarser Name.

The Subterranean People ready stand, A Candle each, most two in either hand To guide, who are to penetrate inclin'd, The intestinum rectum of the Fiend. Thus, by a blinking and promiscuous light, We now begin to travel into Night, Hoping indeed to see the Sun agen; Though none of us can tell, or how, or when.

Now in your way a soft descent you meet, Where the sand takes th'impression of your feet, And which, ere many yards you measur'd have, Brings you into the level of the Cave. Some paces hence the roof comes down so low, The humblest statures are compell'd to bow, First low, then lower; till at last we go On four feet now who walkt but now on two; Then straight it lets you upright rise, and then Forces you to stoop down, and creep agen; Till to a silent Brook at last you come, Whose lympid waves dart rays about the room: But there the Rock its bosom bows so low, That few Adventurers further press to go; Yet we must through; or else how can we give Of this strange place a perfect Narrative? But how's the question; for the water's deep, The bottom dipping, slippery, and steep,

Where if you slip, in ill hour you came hither, You shoot under a Rock the Lord knows whither. Then 'tis twelve paces broad, to that so low The Rock does tow'rds the waters surface bow, That who will pass in double dangers bound, Rising he breaks his scull, he's stooping drown'd. Thrice I the pass attempted with desire, And thrice I did ingloriously retire; Till shame did that my courage fail'd to do, And, maugre difficulties, forc't me through. As my foot chockt upon the further shoar, My heart began to rise, was sunk before, And as soon felt a new access of pain, Now I was here, how to get back again. And with good cause; for if (as sometimes here By mounts of Sand within it does appear, A rapid current Navigably deep The sides, and bottom of the Cave does sweep)

There now should the least rill of water come To fill the forenam'd very little room, And higher should, but poor six inches, swell, 'Twould render all Retreat impossible. But that thought comes too late, and they who take A voyage once over the Stigyan Lake (Where Souls for ever usually remain) Have better luck if they return again.

Being ore this dangerous pass, above us now Are high-roof'd Vaults: oh, for a Golden bough To charm the Train of that infernal God Who in these Caverns makes his dark abode! The Cave is here not only high; but wide, Stretching it self so far from side, to side, As if (past these blind Creeks) we now were come Into the hollow of the mountains Womb. The stately walls of diff'ring Fabrick are, One sloping, th' other perpendicular,

I Fabrick say, because on the right hand, If you will climb the Acherontick strand, A curious Portal greets the wondring eye, Where Architectures chiefest Symmetry Is every where observ'd, and serves to show The poor* 1.19 design above to this below. Two Tuscan Columns jutting from the wall, With each his proper Base, and Capital, Support a well turn'd Arch, and of one piece, With all its Mouldings, Frize, and Coronice. Oh, who that sees these things, but must reflect With wonder on th' Almighty Architect, Whose works all humane Art so far excell? For doubtless he that Heaven made, made Hell. This leads into a handsom Room, wherein A Bason stands with waters Crystalline,

To welcome such, as, once at least, shall grace With unknown light this solitary place. On this side many more small Grotto's are, Which, were the first away, would all seem rare: But, that once seen, we may the rest pass by, As hardly worth our curiosity. But we must back, ere we can forward go, Into the Channel we forsook below; Through which the rugged pass does only lye T' a further, and compleat discovery. Being return'd, we now again proceed Thorough a Vale that's salebrous indeed, Squeezing our guts, bruising our flesh and bones, To thrust betwixt massy, and pointed stones Some three, some four, and others five foot high, Puffing, and sweating in our industry; Till after three, or fourscore paces more, We reach the second Rivers marble shoar, Four times as broad, as that we past before.

The waters margent here goes down so steep, That at first step you chop in middle deep; But, though the way be cumbersom, and rough, 'Tis no where more, and foardable enough. This, as the other clear, differs in this, That bottom is of Sand, this stony is, And here withal the water is so strong, That as you raise one foot to move along, Without good heed, you will have much ado To fix the other foot from rising too, And yet there is no current here, nor spring T' occasion such an unexpected thing; For, though the Country People are so wise To call these Rivers, they'r but Stagnancies, Left by the flood; which, when retir'd again, The Cave does in her hollow lap retain. As here through cobling stones we stumbling wade, The narrowing Cave cast such a dreadful shade,

That being thence unable to discover, With all our lights how far the Lake was over, We made a halt, and, as the rest desir'd, I now half willing was to have retir'd, And had not Resolution then stept in, The great Adventure had not finisht bin. But ore we got, and from our cloaths there rain'd A welcome showr upon the thirsty Sand, Of which we here vast Mountains saw by Seas Of Torrents washt from distant Provinces; For the hard ribs of the Caves native stone So solid is, that that I'me sure yields none. Over these Hills we forward still contend, Wishing, and longing for our Journeys end, Till now again we saw the Rock descend Forming a Roof so even, smooth, and sleek, Without, or crack, or seam, or chink, or nick, Some twenty paces long, and ten foot high, As the Mechanick Trowel may defy.

I'th midst of which a Cupolo does rise, (As if to crown the other rarities) In th'exact hollow of a weighty Bell, Which does in beauty very much excell All Iere saw before, excepting none, Though I have been at Lincoln, and at Roane. Just beyond this a purling Rill we meet, Which, though scarce deep enough to wet our feet, Had they been dry, must be a River too, And has more title than the other two; Because this runs, which neither of them do. Though ev'ry Kennel that we see does pour More liberal streams in ev'ry Thunder-showr. Just where 'tis met, as if to shun the light, It under ground vanishes out of sight; We take the obvious stream to be our guide, Sand-hills, and Rocks by turns on either side, Plashing through water, and through slabby Sand, Tilla vast Sand-hill once more bids us stand;

For here again, who ere shall try will know, The humorous Rock descends so very low, That the swoln floods when they in fury rave Throw up this Mount, that almost choaks the Cave. Where, though the Brook offer'd to guide us still, Through a blind Creek o'th right hand of this Hill; We thought it not prudence to follow it, Unlikely we conceiv'd our bulks t'admit: But storm'd the Hill, which rising fast, and steep So near the Rock we on all four must creep, It on the other side as fast does dip; And to reward us for the mighty pain, Brought us unto our little Nymph again. Which we some paces follow'd still, when there A suddain noise striking th' astonish't ear, We neither could guess what, nor tell from whence, Strook us into amazement, and suspence. We stood all mute, and pallid with the sight; A paleness so increast by paler light,

That ev'ry wand a Caduce did appear, As we a Caravan of dead folks were: But really so terrible a sound Sure ne're was heard above, or under ground. To which the difficulties we had had, And horror of the place did so much add, That it was long before a word came out To ask a question, or resolve a doubt. But, by some one, the silence being broke, We altogether in confusion spoke: But all cross purpose, not a word of sence, Either to get, or give intelligence. So when a tall, and richly laden Ship, Plowing the Sea with all her sails a-trip, Suddenly strikes upon some unseen Rock, Her seams laid open by the pondrous shock, The Passengers, and Seamen tear their throats In confus'd cries, and undistinguisht Notes.

Some thought a flood was just now breaking in, Some that Pyracmon had at th'anvile bin, With Brontes forging thunderbolts for Iove, Or for some Heroe arms i'th world above; Some said it thundred; others this, and that, Every one fear'd; but not a man knew what. Till at the last, a little calmer grown, Again we list'ned, then spake one by one; Began to think, and temp'rately debate, What we were best to do in this estate. The major Vote was quickly to retire, Which also those oppos'd it, did desire; Though in the end we all agreed to see What the great cause of this strange noise might be, Nor were we long in doubt; for ere we had But twenty paces further progress made, Before our eyes we saw it plain appear, And then were out of count'nance at our fear.

On the right hand an open passage lies Where once again the Roof does sloping rise In a steep craggy, and a lubrick shoar, As high at least, as any where before; Where from the very top of all the Hill, A murm'ring fountain does her streams distill, Which thence descending with a headlong wave, Roars in remoter windings of the Cave; Though here it does in gentle whispers brawl Through little stones, and is scarce heard at all. The water falling down so silent here, And roaring louder than the Thunderer At a remoter distance, seems, as if The Crystal stream, that trickles from the Cliff, Were a Catarrh, that falling from the Brain Upon his leathern lungs, did thus constrain The Fiend to cough so very loud, and tear His marble throat, and fright th' Adventurer.

But if this liquid Cave does any where Deserve the title of a Grot, 'tis here, For here as from her Vrn the Nymph doer pour, The water breaks on Rocks in such a showr, Sparkling quite round the place, as made us doubt T'would hazard spitting all our Candles out, Which had it hapned so, we fairly might Have bid unto the World a long good night. Wherefore it did concern us to make hast, And thus we have the third fam'd River past.

Up the old Channel still we forward tend, Wondring, and longing when our search should end; For we were all grown weary of the night, And wisht to see the long forsaken light. And, Reader, now the happy time draws near To end your trouble, as it did our fear:

For many paces more we had not gone, Before we came to a large vault of stone Curiously arch't, and wall'd on either side, Some thirty paces long, and thirteen wide, Scarce ten foot high, which does deprive the place Unhappily of due proportions grace. This full of water stands, but yet so clear That thorough it the bottom does appear So smooth, and even laid with glittering Sand, That the most timerous will not make a stand: But boldly step into't, to see the end To which all these so strange Meanders tend. The first step's ancle deep, the next may be To the midleg, and no where past the knee, Saving, that at the very end of all, Where the Rock meets us with an even wall, Under the foot, and in the midst of it, There is a pretty semi-circular pit,

About some four foot wide, and six foot deep, Which underneath the Basis dipping steep, And the impending Rock at least three foot Descending with a sharp round Peak into't. Shuts up the Cave, and, with our own desire Kindly complying, bids us to retire. Nor did we there make any longer stay, Than only stooping with our sticks t'essay If pottering this, and that way, we could find How deep it went; or which way it did wind. Though 'twas in vain; for the low bending Rock Did those ridiculous endeavours mock. This the fourth River is, although of more Than three, and one unfoardable, before None ever heard, and if a further shoar, Belong to this, none ever past it ore; Nothing with Legs, and Arms can come unto't, They must be Finns, and 'tis a Fish must do't.

But I am well assured none ever was Till now so far in this unwholsome place, From whence with falls, and knocks though almost lame, We faster much retreated, than we came, And measuring it, as we return'd again, Found it five hundred paces by the Chain. We now once more behold the chearful Sun, And one would think 'twere time we here had done: But ere I go I must one story tell Concerns the place; so great a Miracle As can't omitted be without offence, It being an effect of Providence.

The Tow'r that stands on tip-toe in the Air, And ore the Channel perpendicular, Is on a Hill by't self, though not so high By infinite degrees, as one close by,

A narrow Valley interpos'd between: But this is all a Crag, the other green. On ev'ry side from this old Castle down, Is perfect Cliff, except towards the Town, Where the ascent is steep; but in the Rock, Forc'd by the pond'rous Hammers conqu'ring stroak, A winding way from the rough Mountains foot. Was made the only Avenue unto't. 'Tis true, that, just over the Cave, the Hill In an extended ridg continues still: But to so small a Neck's contracted there, The Tower blocks the pass up with one square. And yet that once there has a Passage been Into the Fort this way, is to be seen By ribbs of Arches standing of free-stone, On which a Bridge has formerly been thrown Over a Graff parts the Hills double-crown: But if by Art, or Nature made, not known; It now with Docks, and Thistles is oregrown.

On one hand of this Bridge, a Cliff does fall Ore the Caves mouth steep, as a perpend wall, On th'other hand one very near as steep Looks down into the Vale; but not so deep; For I am most assur'd, that we did go Under the Vale when in the Cave below, And the whole distance not twelve paces is Betwixt the one, and th'other Precipice. This Valley (which by the* 1.20 Caves-way is known,) Is one of the chief passes to the Town, And where it more remotely does begin Gently to dimple these two Hills between, Falls with so easie a descent, as nere Could trouble the most Southern Traveller: But that ore-slipt, his neck must dearly pay The rashness, if he will attempt that way.

A Countrey-fellow some years since, who was Nothing a stranger to the tickle pass, Being by h's Master sent some friends to guide Ore those wild Mountains of the Forrest wide, By them was so rewarded, as to make Him, who had guided them, his way mistake: For coming back, when Night the day had clos'd Careless, and drunk enough may be suppos'd, He learnedly the Pass did overshoot, Thinking he was not yet arriv'd unto't: But trotted on along the Mountains ridge, Until he came almost unto the Bridge Close by the Tower, which though it could not be Thirty yards off, it seems he could not see, To that degree either the Mists or Night; Or his Potation did obstruct his sight. But here he thought to turn into the Vale, Although his Mare who, having had no Ale,

Was unto both their safeties more awake, At first refus'd the dang'rous step to take; Like unto peevish Balaam's faithful Asse, Who more clear-sighted than the Prophet was, Proving her rider so, for once at least, If not the greater Asse, the greater Beast. But being spur'd up to the place again, Angry it seems her counsel was not tane, She took a greater leap against her will, Than Pegasus from the 'other bi-top Hill, With all th'advantage that he had of Wing, When from his Pinch started the Poets Spring. And from the giddy height, the Lord knew whither, Down with a vengeance they both went together. Where they did part, himself could nere declare; If on some Rub by th'way; or in the Air: But at the bottom he was left for dead, With a good Memorandum on his head,

That lay'd him so asleep, he did not wake Till with the cold his bones began to ake: And then he stirr'd, rowling his heavy eye Towards the vault of the enamell'd skie, Which now thick set with sparkling Stars he sees, That but of late had been no friends of his, And, by the favour of the twinkling light, The Castle too appear'd above in sight. By which he faintly recollected where His Worship was, though not how he came there: But this small sence did opportunely come To help him make a shift to stumble home. Thither he comes, and knocking at the door (Though not so hard as he was knockt before) His Master hears at first, and cries Who's there: Why (poorly cries the other) I am here. Up starts the Master straight, and lets him in; I'th' Name of God (quoth he) where hast thou bin,

That thou'rt thus late? to which the wise Reply Was this, Nay Master what the Dee'l know I? But somewhere I have had a lungeous faw I'm sure O that, and, Master, that's neet aw. A Candle then was lighted when his sconce Did represent Raw-head, and Bloody-bones. A lungeous fall indeed, the Master said, Thy very looks would make a man afraid, Thou hast drank deep, thy Hogs-head on the tilt, But where's my Mare? No matter where hoo's kilt, Replies the man, i'th' morninck send, and see, The Devils power go with these Torrs for me. His Dame was call'd, and he soon got to bed, Where she did wash, and dress his great Calves-head. So well, that in the morning 'twas his care To go, and fley, not to fetch home his Mare: But she had shar'd his fortune, and was found Grazing within the Valley safe and sound,

Sans hurt, or blemish, save a little strip Of hair and skin rippled upon her hip. The hat, saddle and cloth, denoted well, As they were scatter'd found, just where they fell, And yet as oft, as I the place do view, I scarce believe, although I know this true: But whosoere shall happen to come there, Will not reprove what I've deliver'd here; Since with his Eyes he may the place behold, And hear this truth affirm'd, that I have told.

Southward from hence ten miles, where Derwent laves His broken Shoars with never clearing waves, There stands a stately, and stupendious* 1.21 Pile Like the proud Regent of the Brittish Isle, Shedding her beams over the barren Vale, Which else bleak winds, and nipping Frosts assail

With such perpetual War, there would appear Nothing but Winter ten months of the year.

This Palace, with wild prospects girded round, Stands in the middle of a falling ground, At a black Mountains foot, whose craggy brow Secures from Eastern-Tempests all below, Under whose shelter Trees and Flowers grow, With early Blossom, maugre native snow; Which elsewhere round a Tyranny maintains, And binds crampt Nature long in Crystal-Chains. The Fabrick's noble Front faces the Pest, Turning her fair broad shoulders to the East, On the South-side the stately Gardens lye, Where the scorn'd Peak rivals proud Italy. And on the North sev'ral inferior plots For servile use do scatter'd lye in spots.

The outward Gate stands near enough, to look Her Oval Front in the objected Brook; But that she has better reflexion From a large Mirror nearer of her own. For a fair Lake, from wash of Floods unmixt, Before it lies, an Area spread betwixt. Over this Pond, opposite to the Gate, A Bridge of a queint structure, strength, and state, Invites you to pass over it, where dry You trample may on shoals of wanton Fry, With which those breeding waters do abound, And better Carps are no where to be found. A Tower of Antick Model the Bridge foot From the Peak-rabble does securely shut, Which, by stone stairs, delivers you below Into the sweetest Walks the world can stow. There Wood and Water, Sun and Shade contend, Which shall the most delight, and most befriend;

There Grass, and Gravel in one path you meet, For Ladies tend'rer, and mens harder feet. Here into open Lakes the Sun may pry, A priviledge the closer Groves deny, Or if confed'rate winds do make them yield He then but chequers what he cannot guild. The Ponds, which here in double order shine, Are some of them so large, and all so fine, That Neptune in his progress once did please To frolick in these artificial Seas; Of which a noble Monument we find, His Royal Chariot left, it seems, behind; Whose wheels and body moor'd up with a Chain, Like Drake's old Hulk at Deptford, still remain. No place on Earth was ere discover'd yet, For contemplation, or delight so fit. The Groves, whose curled brows shade every Lake, Do every where such waving Landskips make,

As Painters baffl'd Art is far above, Who waves, and leaves could never yet make move. Hither the warbling People of the Air From their remoter Colonies repair, And in these shades, now setting up their rests, Like Caesars Swiss, burn their old native nests. The Muses too pearch on the bending spraies And in these thickets chant their charming Laies; No wonder then if the† 1.22 Heroick Song That here took birth, and voice do flourish long.

To view from hence the glittering Pile above (Which must at once wonder create, and love) Environ'd round with Natures shames, and Ills, Black Heaths, wild Rocks, bleak Craggs, and naked Hills, And the whole Prospect so informe, and rude? Who is it, but must presently conclude?

That this is Paradice, which seated stands In midst of Desarts, and of barren Sands. So a bright Diamond would look, if set In a vile socket of ignoble jet, And such a face the new-born Nature took, When out of Chaos by the Fiat strook. Doubtless, if any where, there never yet So brave a Structure on such ground was set, Which sure the Foundress built, to reconcile This to the other members of the Isle, And would therein, first her own Grandeur show, And then what Art could, spite of Nature, do.

But let me lead you in, 'tis worth the pains T'examine what this Princely House contains, Which, if without so glorious to be seen, Honour and Vertue, make it shine within.

The fore-nam'd outward Gate then leads into A spacious Court, whence open to the view The noble Front of the whole Aedifice, In a surprising height, is seen to rise. Even with the Gate-house, upon either hand A neat square Turret in the corners stand, On each side Plats of ever-springing green, With an ascending Pavier-Walk between▪ In the green Plat which on the right hand lies, A Fountain of strange structure, high doth rise, Upon whose slender top, there is a vast, I'd almost said, prodigious Bason plac't; And, without doubt, the Model of this Piece. Came from some other place, than Rome, or Greece, For such a Sea suspended in the Air, I never saw in any place, but there. Which should it break, or fall, I doubt we shou'd Begin to reckon from the second Flood.

Though this divert the eye; yet all the while Your feet still move towards th'attractive Pile, Till fair round Stairs, some fifteen grieses high, Land you upon a Terrass, that doth lie Of goodly breath along the Buildings square, Well pav'd, and fenc't with Rail, and Baluster. From hence in some three steps the inner-Gate Rises in greater Beauty, Art, and State, Than the proud Palace of the Sun, and all Vain Poets stuff vainer Romance withall▪ A vice that much the Gallick muse infects, And of good Writers, makes vile Architects. This to the Lodg admits, and two steps more Set you upon a level axler floor, Which paves the inner Court, a curious place Form'd by the am'rous structure's kind embrace. I'th' Center of this shady Court doth rise Another Fountain, of a quaint device

Which large-limb Heroes, with Majestick port In their habilliments of War support. Hence, cross the Court, through a fine Portico Into the Body of the House you go, Where a proud Hall does not at all abate Any thing promis'd by the outward State, And where the Reader we entreat will please By the large Foot, to measure Hercules; For sure a vain, and endless work it were T'insist upon ev'ry particular. And should I be so mad to go about To give account of ev'ry thing throughout, The Rooms of State, Stair cases, Galleries, Lodgings, Apartments, Closets, Offices; Or to describe the splendors undertake Which ev'ry glorious Room, a Heaven make, The Picture, Sculpture, Carving, Graving, Guilding, T'would be as long in Writing as Building.

Yet Chatsworth, though thy pristine lineaments Were beautiful, and great to all intents: I needs must say, for I have seen both Faces, Thou'rt much more lovely in the modern graces: Thy now great* 1.23 Mistriss has adorn'd thee in, Than when thought fine enough to hold a† 1.24 Queen. Thy* 1.25 Foundress drest thee in such Robes, as they In those old fashion'd Times, reputed gay, Of which new stript, and the old rusling pride Of Ruff, and Farthingale now laid aside, Thy shapes appear, and thou thy self art seen A very Christian, and a modish Queen: Which (though old friends part ill) is recompence For a few Goth, and Vandal ornaments And all these glories glitter to the sight By the advantage of a clearer light.

The Glaziers work before substantial was I must confess, thrice as much lead, as glass, Which in the Suns Meridian, cast a light, As it had been within an hour of night. The windows now look like so many Suns, Illustrating the noble Room at once: The primitive Casements modell'd were no doubt By that through which the Pigeon was thrust out, Where now whole Shashes are but one great eye, T'examine, and admire thy beauties by. And, if we hence look out, we shall see there The Gardens too i'th Reformation share Upon a Terrass, as most Houses high, Though from this prospect humble to your eye, A stately Plat, both regular, and vast Suiting the rest, was by the F••undress cast, In those incurious times, under the Rose Design'd, as one may saucily suppose,

For Lillies, Pionies, Daffodills, and Roses To garnish Chimneys, and make Sunday Posies, Where Gooseberries as good, as ever grew 'Tis like were set; for Winter-greens the Yew, Holly, and Box: for then these things were new. With oh! the honest Rosemary and Bays, So much esteem'd in those good Wassel days.

Now in the middle of this great Parterre, A Fountain darts her streams into the Air Twenty foot high; till by the Winds deprest, Unable longer upward to contest, They fall again in tears for grief, and ire They cannot reach the place they did aspire. As if the Sun melted the waxen wings Of these Icarian temerarious springs▪

For braving thus his generative ray, When their true motion lies another way. Th'ambitious Element repulsed so Rallies, and saves her routed waves below, In a large Bason of Diameter Such as old Romes expensive Lakes did bear, Where a Pacifick Sea expanded lies, A liquid Theater for Naumachies; And where in case of such a Pageant War, Romans in statue still spectators are.

Where the ground swells nearer the Hill above, And where once stood a* 1.26 Cragg and Cherry Grove, (Which of renown then shar'd a mighty part) In stead of such a barbarous piece of Art, Such poor contriv'd, dwarfish and ragged shades, Tis now adorn'd with Fountains and Cascades,

Terass on Terass with their Stair-Cases Of brave, and great contrivance, and to these Statues, Walks, Grass-plats, and a Grove indeed Where silent Lovers may lye down and bleed. And though all things were, for that Age, before In truth so great, that nothing could be more; Yet now they with much greater lustre stand, Toucht up, and finisht by a better hand.

But that which crowns all this, and does impart A Lustre far beyond the pow'r of Art, Is the great Owner, He, whose noble mind For such a Fortune only was design'd. Whose bounties as the Oceans bosom wide, Flow in a constant, unexhausted Tyde Of Hospitality and free Access, Liberal Condescension, Cheerfulness, Honour and Truth, as ev'ry of them strove At once to captivate Respect and Love:

And all with such Order perform'd, and Grace As rivett Wonder to the stately place.

But I must give my Muse the Hola here, Respect must check her in the wild Career; For when we impotently do commend, The thing well meant, ill done, must needs offend; His Vertues are above my Character, Too great for Fame to speak; or Verse to bear.

FINIS.

Notes

• * 1.1

  The Peake.
• † 1.2

  The Moore-lands.
• * 1.3

  The River Dove.
• † 1.4

  The Peake.
• * 1.5

  The Earl of Devonshire's House.
• † 1.6

  Pool's Hole the first Wonder.
• * 1.7

  The Fonts.
• * 1.8

  The Bacon-Flitch.
• * 1.9

  Pool's Lanthorn.
• * 1.10

  The Queen of Scots Pillar.
• * 1.11

  St. Anne's Well at the Buxtons, the second Wonder.
• * 1.12

  Bath in Somersetshire.
• * 1.13

  William Earl of Devonshire.
• † 1.14

  Weeding-wall; or Tydes-well, the third Wonder.
• * 1.15

  Mr. Hobbs.
• * 1.16

  Elden-Hole the Fourth Wonder.
• * 1.17

  Mamtor the fifth Wonder.
• * 1.18

  Peake's-Arse the sixth Wonder.
• * 1.19

  The Castle over it.
• * 1.20

  The Valley on the backside of the Castle call'd the Cave and the Caves-Way.
• * 1.21

  Chatworth the Seventh Wonder.
• † 1.22

  Mr. Hobbs his de Mir. Pec.
• * 1.23

  The present Countess of Devonshire.
• † 1.24

  The Queen of Scots.
• * 1.25

  The Countess of Shrewsbury.
• * 1.26

  An Artificial Rock, so called.