Clievelandi Vindiciæ, or, Clieveland's genuine poems, orations, epistles, &c. purged from the many false and spurious ones which had usurped his name, and from innumerable errours and corruptions in the true copies : to which are added many never printed before, with an account of the author's life.
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- Clievelandi Vindiciæ, or, Clieveland's genuine poems, orations, epistles, &c. purged from the many false and spurious ones which had usurped his name, and from innumerable errours and corruptions in the true copies : to which are added many never printed before, with an account of the author's life.
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- Cleveland, John, 1613-1658.
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- London :: Printed for Robert Harford ...,
- 1677.
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- Cleveland, John, 1613-1658.
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"Clievelandi Vindiciæ, or, Clieveland's genuine poems, orations, epistles, &c. purged from the many false and spurious ones which had usurped his name, and from innumerable errours and corruptions in the true copies : to which are added many never printed before, with an account of the author's life." In the digital collection Early English Books Online. https://name.umdl.umich.edu/A33433.0001.001. University of Michigan Library Digital Collections. Accessed June 18, 2024.
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Page 76
'Twill be immortal, if it longer stay,
The Gods will eat it for Ambrosia.
But stay a while; unless my Whinyard fail,
Or is inchanted, I'll cut off the Intail.
Saint George for England then! have at the Mutton,
Where the first cut calls me blood-thirsty Glutton.
Stout Ajax with his anger-codled brain
Killing a Sheep thought Agamemnon slain;
The Fiction's now prov'd true, wounding the Rost,
I lamentably Butcher up mine Host.
Such Sympathy is with his Meat, my Weapon
Makes him an Eunuch, when it carves his Capon.
Cut a Goose Leg, and the poor Fool for mone
Turns Cripple too, and after stands on one.
Have you not heard th' abominable sport
A Lancaster Grand-Jury will report?
The Souldier with his Morglay watch'd the Mill,
The Cats they came to feas••, when lusty Will
Whips off great Pusses Leg, which (by some Charm)
Proves the next day such an old Woman's Arm▪
It's so with him, whose carcass never scapes,
But still we slash him in a thousand shapes,
Our Serving-men (like Spanniels) range to spring
The Fowl which he had cluck'd under his wing.
Should he on Woodcock, or on Widgeon feed
It were, Thyestes-like, on his own Breed.
Page 77
To Pork he pleads a Superstition due,
But we subscribe neither to Scot, nor Iew.
No Liquor stirs; call for a Cup of Wine;
'Tis Blood we drink, we pledge thee Catiline.
Sawces we should have none, had he his wish;
The Oranges ith' Margin of his Dish.
He with such Huckster's care tells o'r and o'r,
Th' Hesperian Dragon never watch'd them more.
But being eaten now into despair,
(Having nought else to do) he falls to prayer.
Thou that didst once put on the form of Bull,
And turn'd thine Io to a lovely Mull,
Defend my Rump, great Iove, allay my grief,
O spare me this, this Monumental Beef!
But no Amen was said; see see it comes;
Draw Boyes, let Trumpets sound, and strike up Drums.
See how his Blood doth with the Gravy swim,
And every Trencher hath a Limb of him.
The Ven'son's now in view, our Hounds spend deeper,
Strange Deer which in the Pasty hath a Keeper
Stricter than in the Park, making his Guest,
As he had stol't alive, to steal it drest!
The scent was hot, and we pursuing faster
Than Ovid's Pack of Dogs e'r chas'd their Master,
A double prey at once we seize upon,
Acteon, and his Case of Venison.