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The Authors Preface to the Reader.
THou maist beleeve me (gentle Reader) without swearing, that I could willingly desire this book (as a childe of understand∣ing) to be the most beautifull, gallant and discreet that might possibly bee imagined. But I could not transgresse the order of Nature, wherein every thing begets his like: which being so what could my sterile and ill-tild wit engender, but the Hi∣story of a dry, toasted, and humorous sonne, full of various thoughts and conceits, never before imagined of any other; much like one who was ingendred within some noysome prison, where all discommodities have taken pos∣session, and all dolefull noyses made their habitation? seeing that rest, pleasant places, amenity of the fields, the cheerfulnesse of cleer skie, the murmuring noyse of the cristal fountains, & quiet repose of the spirit, are great helps for the most bar∣ren Muses to shew themselves fruitful, & to bring forth into the world such births as may enrich it with admiration & delight. It oft times befals, that a father hath a child both by by birth evil favoured and quite devoid of all perfection, and yet the love that hee bears him is such, as it casts a mask over his eyes, which hinders his descerning of the faults and simplicities thereof, and makes him rather to deem them discretions & beauty, and so tels them to his friends for witty jests & conceits. But I (though in shew a father, yet in truth but a step-father to Don Quixote) will not bee born away by the violent current of the modern custome now a daies; and therefore intreat thee with the tears almost in mine eyes, as many others are wont to doe, (most dear Reader) to pardon and dissemble the faults which thou shalt discern in this my soone; for thou art neither his kinsman nor friend, and thou hast thy soul in thy body, and thy free will therein as absolute as the best, and thou art in thine own house, wherein thou art as absolute a Lord, as the King is of his subsidies, and thou knowest well the common Proverb, that Under my cloak a fig for the King, all which doth exempt thee, and makes thee free from all respect and obligation; and so thou maiest holdly say of this History whatsoever thou shalt think good, without fear either to bee controled for the evill, or rewarded for the good thou shalt speak thereof.
I would very fain have presented it unto thee pure and Naked, without the or∣nament of a Preface, or the rabblement & Catalogue of the wonted Sonnets, Epi∣grams, Poems, Elegies, &c. which are wont to bee put at the beginning of Books. For I dare say unto thee, that (although it cost me some pains to compose it) yet in no respect did it equalize that which I took to make this preface which thou doest now read. I took oftentimes my pen in my hand to write it, and as often set it down again, as not knowing what I should write, and being once in amuse with my Paper before me, my Pen in mine eare, mine elbow on the table, and my hand on my cheek, imagining what I might write; there entred a friend of mine un∣expectedly, who was a very discreet and pleasantly witted man; who seeing me so pensative, demanded of me the reason of my musing: And not concealing it from him, said, That I bethought my self on my preface I was to make to Don Qui∣xotes History, which did so much trouble me, as I neither mean to make any at all, nor publish the History of the Acts of so noble a Knight: For how can I choose quoth I) but be much confounded at that which the old legislator (the Vulgar) will say when it sees that after the end of so many years (as are spent since I first step in the