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CHAP. LI.
Of Sancho's proceeding in his Government, with other successes as good as touch.
THe day appeared after the Governours Rounding night, in which the Carver slept not a whit, being busied in thinking upon the face, feature and beauty of the disguised Damzell: and the Ste∣ward spent the remainder of it in writing to his Lords Sancho Panca's words and actions, both which hee equally admired; for both were mixt with certain appearances of Discreet and Fool.
The Governour in fine was gotten up, and by Doctor Pedro Rezio's appointment, hee broke his fast with a little Conserve, and some two or three spoonfulls of cold water, which Sancho would willingly have changed for a piece of bread and a bunch of grapes; but seeing there was no remedy, hee passed it over, though with much grief of minde and wearinesse of Stomack; for Pedro Rezio made him beleeve, that few dishes, and those delicate, did quicken the wit, which was the only thing for persons that bore Rule, and weighty Offices; where they must benefit themselves, not only with corporall force, but strength of understanding too.
With this Sophistry Sancho was almost starved, so that in secret he cursed the Go∣vernment, and also him that gave it him; but yet, with his hunger and his Conserve hee sate in Judgement that day, and the first thing that came before him, was a doubt that a stranger proposed unto him, the Steward and the rest of the fraternity being present, and it was this.
Sir, a main River divided two parts of one Lordship (I pray mark, for it is a case of great importance, and somewhat difficult:) I say then that upon this River there was a Bridge, and at the end of it a Gallowes, and a kind of Judgement Hall, in which there were ordinarily four Judges, that Judged according to the Law that the owner of the River, Bridge, and Lordship had established, which was this: If any one bee to passe from one side of this Bridge to the other, hee must first swear whether hee goes, and what his businesse is: If hee swear true, let him passe; if hee lye let him bee hanged upon the Gallowes that shews there without remission. This Law being divulged, and the rigorous condition of it, many passed by, and presently by their oaths, it was seen whether they said true, and the Judges let them passe freely. It fell out that they took one mans oath, who swore and said, that hee went to bee hanged upon that Gallows, and for nothing else.
The Judges were at a stand, and said, If wee let this man passe, hee lyed in his oath, and according to the Law hee ought to die; and if wee hang him, hee swore hee went to die upon the Gallows, and having sworn truly, by the same Law hee ought to be free. It is now, Sir Governour, demanded of you, what should bee done with this man, for the Judges are doubtfull and in suspence; and having had notice of your quick and elevated understanding, they sent me to you, to desire you on their behalfs to give your opinion in this intricate and doubtfull case.
To which (quoth Sancho) Truly these Judges that send you to me might have saved a labour; for I am one that have as much wit as a Setting-dogg: but howsoever repeat me you the businesse once again, that I may understand it, and perhaps I may hit the mark.
The Demandant repeated again, and again, what hee had said before: And Sancho said, In my opinion it is instantly resolved, as thus:
The man swears that hee goes to die upon the Gallows; and if hee dye so, hee swore true; and so by the Law deserves to passe free: and yet if hee be not hanged, he swore false, and by the same Law hee ought to be hanged. 'Tis just as Master Governour hath