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CHAP. XLIII.
Of the second advice that Don-Quixote gave Sancho Pança.
WHo could have heard this discourse, and not held Don-Quixote for a most wise Personage, and most honest? But as it hath been often told in the progresse of this large History, hee was only besotted, when hee touched upon his Chivalry, and in the rest of his talk he shewed a cleer and current apprehension: so that every foot his works bewrayed his judgement, and his judgement his works: But in these second documents hee g••ve now to Sancho, hee shew'd a great deal of lenity, and ballanced his judgement and his madnesse in an equall scale. Sancho hearkened most attentively unto him, and strove to bear in minde his instructi∣ons, as thinking to observe them, and by them to bee very well delivered of his big∣swoln Government. Don-Quixote proceeded, saying:
Touching the governing thine owne Person and Houshold Sancho, the first thing I enjoyn thee to, is, to bee cleanly, and to paire thy Nailes, not letting them grow as some doe, whose ignorance hath made them think 'tis a fine thing to have long Nails, as if that excrement and superfluity that they let grow, weare only their Nailes, rather the claws of a Lizard-bearing Castrell, and a foule abuse it is.
Goe not ungirt or loose, for a slovenly Garment is the signe of a carelesse minde, if so bee this kinde of slovenly loosenesse bee not to some cunning end, as it was judged to bee in Iulius Caesar.
Consider with discreetion what thy Government may bee worth, and if it will afford thee to bestow Liveries on thy Servants, give them decent and profitable ones, rather then gawdie or sightly, and so give thy cloth amongst thy Servants and the poor; I mean, that if thou have six Pages, give three of them Liveries, and three to the poor; so shalt thou have Pages in earth, and in Heaven: and your vain-glorious have not at∣tained to this kinde of giving liveries.
Eat not Garlick or Onions, that thy Pesantry may not be known by thy breath: walk softly, and speak stayedly; but not so as if it appeared thou hearkenedst to thy self, for all kinde of affectation is naught.
Eat little at dinner, but lesse at supper; for the health of the whole body is forged in the forge of the stomack.
Be temperate in drinking; considering that too much Wine neither keeps secreet nor fulfills promise.
Take heed Sancho of chewing on both sides, or to ruct before any body.
I understand not your ructing (quoth Sancho.) To ruct (quoth hee) is as much as to belch; and this is one of the fowlest words our language hath, though it be very sig∣nificant; so your more neat people have goten the Latine word, and call belching ructing, and belchers ructers: and though some perhaps understand not this; 'tis no great matter, for use and custome will introduce them that they may easily bee understood, and the power that the vulgar and custome hath, is the enriching of a language.
Truly, (said Sancho) one of your advices that I mean to remember, shall bee not to belch, for I am used to doe it often. Ruct Sancho, not belch (quoth Don-Quixote.) Ruct I will say (quoth hee) hence forward, and not forget it.
Likewise Sancho, you must not intermixe your discourse with that multiplicity of Proverbs you use; for though Proverbs bee witty short sentences, yet thou bringest them in so by head and shoulders, that they are rather absurdities then sentences. This (quoth Sancho) God Almighty can only help; for I have more Proverbs then a Book will hold, and when I speak, they come ••o thick to my mouth, that they fall ou••, and strive one with another, who shall come out first: but my tongue casts out the first it